The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

Gotcha to look!


As if there were virgins in godless New York City. No, I didn't have a fake apparition of our Lord's mother, but on the local news this morning they interviewed a Hispanic woman (naturally) who said a beautiful woman appeared to her while she was at her job (cleaning a bank after hours) who called herself "Our Lady of Prosperity." She told the woman that financial ruin was about to befall the United States because of Donald Trump's policies.


Hispanic AND democrap, I would imagine. They didn't say. Anyway, she was to tell the mayor that he should run for president because the lady had anointed NYC Mayor DiBlasphemy as successor to Trump in order to "save NYC and the USA from ruin."


Woman please.


The Mayor has had no comment but he IS running for president, which the woman claims she didn't know. It's only been on every radio station and TV outlet in the Tri State area since he made the announcement, but she insists she knew nothing about it.


Democraps, Catholicks, and Hispanics. The trifecta of reasons for Trump to remain in office for at least 4 terms.

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

I don't see why he should be limited to four terms.

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

I was about to go on a strongly worded rant until I opened this topic. Why hasn’t our Godly President made an executive order making him president for life much like the president of China Xi XinpeepeePing has?

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

it would violate the Constitution, that was written to ensure that the president doesn't hold office too long, or die of old age while in office.

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

He’s just so Godly and seems like the only president to ever do anything right. I get all giggly inside whenever his name is uttered :blush:

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

There is a reason for that, but I'm afraid you're still too young to know. Perhaps your Pa can explain it to you once you're older.

Re: The Virgin Mary Appeared to Me
 

Well, it clearly doesn't work too well, or else Obummer would've been out on his ass back in January 2009. And, if anything, eight years on the Trump train is far too short. Don't you want America to be great again?