Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams
 

As part of my Scientheistic Research, I have compiled a list of the World's Most Homosexual Sports Teams.


Oddly enough, only one professional cycling team, Cofidis, made the list. Most of the rest were soccer, or football as many misguided Europeans insist on calling the rather silly sport, teams. This year, the list was dominated by English Premier League teams.


Here is the list, with the first team listed being the gayest. Unless indicated, the teams are all English Soccer Teams:

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How am I not suprised for this? Soccer is for sissy pretty boys who can't take a punch. Soccer is loved in Europe for a reason.

Now American Football....now that's a sport.

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Its football not soccer that word is so lame

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Someone remind me in my travels in the future to stay away from any place called "Stroke City".

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Why am I not surprised at number 1...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multime...ie_342426a.jpg

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Exactly. The overtly sodomitic overtones of their post game celebrations were what pushed Manchester United ahead of all of the other extremely gay soccer teams. Here is yet another where the players may as well be in a Turkish Bathhouse based on their antics.

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I think this represents "Soccer" in general:

http://i31.tinypic.com/n1xopc.gif

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:rofl3:

That sport looks so cool! :sarcasm:

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Hi, friends :lex_12:


As part of MY scienTIFIC research, i have compiled a list as to why the poster of this thread is an ABSOLUTE F*CKTARD.

First of all, i'd like to say that Europe has progressed past america in every possible way. America is still stuck with abortion problems, HOW PRIMITIVE IS THAT CAVE-AMERICA

1 - FOOTBALL is FOOTBALL. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOCCER. DONT EVER MENTION IT AGAIN YOU F*CKTARD

2 - Spelling. learn to spell before even signing up to a forum. I guess CHRISTIAN forums are home of the retarded, but at least most of these know how to spell illiterate

3 - Naming sports teams RANDOMLY does NO GOOD FOR ANYONE.
THIS IS TYPICAL FOR RETARDED CHRISTIANS - YOU NEVER MENTION REASONS, YOU NEVER CONSIDER WHAT CONSEQUENCES YOUR WORDS OR ACTIONS MIGHT HAVE. "BECAUSE THE LORD SAID IT" IS NO ARGUMENT FOR ANYTHING

4 - Seriously, dumb yank's shouldn't be ever be taken seriously when discussing sports or religion. you run your own little 'NFL' 'MLS' and so on.

NEWSFLASH - WINNING A NATIONAL LEAGUE DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT ANYTHING

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Are you a mooslim? :unsure:

Isaiah 22:18
He will surely violently turn and toss thee like a ball into a large country: there shalt thou die, and there the chariots of thy glory shall be the shame of thy lord's house.

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Professor Bessemer, would you be so good as to explain a little about how you came to your results please? Thanks

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Rodders: You have but to look at the good professor's credentials

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Soccer is for fags. Everyone in America (God's favorite country) knows that!

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From your own signature ...

Who Will Jesus Damn?
Boasters (Romans 1:30):lol:

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Stating a fact is not the same as boasting friend. :glare:

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Stating a fact is not being boastful. Don't be jealous just because you're a filthy foreigner who lives in a Godless "country" known for it's chinless men and gay soccer teams.

God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world.

Being boastful applies to one's personal accomplishments, not God's Divine Will. B)

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Guess i can add

The Envious (Romans 1:29), The Proud (Romans 1:30) and All Liars (Revelation 21:8) to that list too
and i'm guessing probably Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10) too.

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Envying America is understandable. You brits have nothing. But you also have nothing to be proud of.

Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


Are you sure you're not a mick?

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Nothing to be proud of? How about a bigger empire than the Romans and Alexander the Great, 2 World Wars, 1 World Cup, a health care service that EVERYONE can get for FREE.

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In your parochial view maybe.

However, I still tend to think that "men" (questionable) who need helmets and massive padding to play Rugby are puffs/queers/shirtlifters!

Football = Soccer - Soccer is a "pansy" term for real football!

;)

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The Romans controled 57% of the known world - at its best the brits only held 23% of the known world.

Alexander The Great was a homer.

The US saved your sorry asses in both World Wars

The World Cup? What World Cup?

Your health service costs nothing and you get what you pay for - does some doctor rub lard on your chest to cure pneumonia and other 3rd world diseases that you suffer from?

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You sir are, seemingly, an historical illiterate.

1) In both world wars the USA only entered when they could see who was winning (on the second occasion after being forced to). Yellow livered cowards!

2) Compare 23% of the "known" world, geographically, in the 20th century to 57% in the 1st - Please don't forget you used to be a colony of ours!

3) History would seem to support your view.

4) A cup that involves every nation in the world, unlike your "World Series".

I would throw in a couple of other points, for good measure.

1) The British army used to wear red tunics and the French army used to wear blue.

Why? Because they did not show blood stains and would not affect, negatively, the moral of others in battle.

It would appear that the US forces adopted the same idea by using brown trousers!

2) The British gave to the world the ability to administrate, the French gave great food, the Italians great food and art, the Americans McDonalds!

Enough said!

:D

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One word: Chamberlain. :glare:

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NFL players are PANSIES!?! I beg to differ Mr. Soccer fan!

America is God's Favorite Country, and REAL football is America's favorite sport. So obviously God's Favorite Sport is NFL football!

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Earlier in this thread, someone asked me for more evidence of queerness in soccer. Here is some video evidence:

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Thank you for your help son, that video shows how gay soccer is as well. That heavy metal rock music does not seem to go with the homosexual content of the video however.

I am not very expert in the ways of audio editing, but perhaps you could replace the soundtrack with something by Cher or Barbara Stressand? It would be much more appropriate music to go along with all of the gay images in the video.

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Disgusting.

Where did NASCAR come in on the gayness scale? **crosses fingers***

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ironic, your post itself was in the language given to you by the British

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Nonsense! The American and English are both Germanic languages! Unlike French, Italian, and Mexican, which are all Latin languages (and the reason why they're still all mary-worshipping papists).

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What are you talking about? Heavy metal's notorious sodomite music. Does this look heterosexual to you?
http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content...-anthology.jpg

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presumably the fact we did something with the language in between was why your forefathers preferred our version to the unaltered alemanic one, no?

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Look pal, I've been to England and it sucks! Back when I was still on junk and providing "oral support" for rock stars, I went on a few tours of your little island. What a dump! Bad food, bad teeth, and a bunch of chinless wimps fighting over who dresses the worst. And that's just the women!

I was still a fine piece of ass back then, and let me tell you something, I had every guy in your so called country wanting a slice of me, because your women are all a bunch of dogs!

And soccer us for pussies, bottom line. Running around chasing a ball, that's what little kids do in the states. Way to turn recess into a national sport!

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I take this thread to be a brilliant spoof on bigotry, ignorance and stupidity! No one in their right mind could belive this twaddle about English football! Stroke City rather than Stoke City rather gives it away! It is really funny though sad that there are those in the USA who might be so daft as to hold such views!

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Spoof? Give me a break, even my unsaved relatives think soccer is kiddy sport that no grown man should be part of. :wacko:

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I don't think driving all day in a circle is a sport but I did some research for your question and found that one of NASCAR's most successful drivers is supported by his "Rainbow Warriors" posse and widely rumoured to be a tad light in the loafers.

To each his own but I also noted that every single NASCAR driver is supported by some Lube company or another, they all have a "Pit Crew", they all like to "ride up the other guy's tail" and then "take him low on the inside" as well "trading paint" and constantly are making passing attempts on one another.


Does that help answer your question?



Bless you, my Talladega Knight,
Father Mo




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First post; be gentle:thumbsup:

I am a football ('soccer' to all the effeminate Americans) fan from Manchester, England. Football is not 'gay'.

Regardez:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvdtlitJJGc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOpWrQN68XY
and this. The video tells a miniature story. Haaland accuses Roy Keane of diving and feigning injury. Turns out he was injured, his leg just gave way. A couple of years later he met the c*nt in another match...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_st29mlQwU

And by the way, your use of the word 'gay' is bigoted, offensive, possibly a product of poor education and totally uncalled for. Statistically there are some gay footballers, just as there are some gay 'NFL American footballers' and baseball players. Gay people exist, get the f*ck over it.

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I like how you address us as "effeminate", yet you have a very gay sounding name and use homo-friendly French words like "Regardez". We speak American on here. No blabbering foreign mumbo-jumbo.

You're right...Football is not gay in the slightest. I myself am excited to see the Dallas Cowboys hit the gridiron this year and I'm praying to Jesus that He will guide them all the way to the Super Bowl.

Soccer, on the other hand, is already proven to be gay.

I couldn't care less than watching soccer on YouTube. You think I want to watch a bunch of homers kick a ball back and forth and not score a single goal for 45+ minutes?

Gay is offensive. It is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord (Leviticus 18:22).

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How racist. And obviously, how homophobic. It's also shocking how you can dismiss a whole country/language as homosexual. Just let the French and the gays get on with it.
As I'm sure you know (as I'm going to weakly assume that you're not completely a head-in-the-sand kind of guy) there is no such language as 'American'. There's a language called 'English', and there's an abomination called 'US English', but 'mumbo-jumbo' hardly features in either. Moreover, dismissing 'foreign' things as 'mumbo-jumbo' is hardly tolerant now, is it?

Very cute. I explained that I was talking about football and not soccer. We invented it, we make the rules. Just like the fooking language.
I'm listening... Do go on.

Only I'm pretty sure there can't be anything 'gay' about a sport unless it involves same-sex sodomy, fellatio, etc. And I'm sure you won't find anything along those lines going in football, american football, baseball, rugby, hockey, cricket, etc via a youtube search at least. A quick search of your hard drive however...;)

Do you not still see why your use of the word 'gay' is both innacurate, offensive and carelessly vague?
Again, vague. But let's assume the average football match doesn't produce a goal in the first half (which is one HELL of a rubbish assumption). I would still rather watch the beautiful game of football than a game where preciously-protected players run into each other for a minute, stop for five, repeat, then sit down and watch a glamorous, sparkly 'show' in which someone out of *NSYNC, Backstreet Boys or American Idol sing in the middle of the pitch.

1: If you're going to call a sport 'gay': one in which Justin Timberlake sings at halftime is it.

and

2: A sport that needs a halftime show, cheerleaders, etc is too boring for sport fans to be encouraged to watch in the first place.
Quoting the bible is on a par with me quoting Tolkein.

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Are you trying compare The Bible, with a book about middle earth?.:thumbdown: