Praise Jesus: Newly released cyberpunk game looks horrible on Playstation
 

Buonasera! I've come to bring some good news. The Polish Company behind the sinful game The Witcher spent years in attemp of making another Satanic video game, this time a Sci-fi themed one. The game in question is named Cyberpunk 2077.

https://i.postimg.cc/qBFNDRxQ/cyberpunk-2077.pngI'm not familiar with this devilish term, but a quick search led me to discover that it is inspired one everything godless anarchists did in the 80s to promote their ideology, along with fetish towards technology. For all of this we have to thank the Japanese imperialism-loving author, named Philip Kindred Dick, who was plagiarized by Ridley Scott in order to make a cult movie that unfortunately succedded in promoting The Jeffersons and other "future realities" that God will never allow happening, thanks to the Apocalypse.


The game itself, as far as i've read, is nothing more than a Grand Theft Auto in the "future", with robotic arms and other sci-fi stuffs. It features fully the detailed sexual intercourses (like if The Witcher wasn't perverted enough) and the homo actor from Hellywood, Keanu Reeves. There is, however, a good news for Christians, and that is that the game is unplayable and looks horrible on both Playstation and Xbox. I would link an article about it, but all the websites are too sinful for a Christian to view it.


Christians, on the other hand, can celebrate the fact that this will lead more and more people to turn to Jesus abandon the worship of criminals and sci-fi.

Again, Buonasera and Hallelujah!

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Well if it's a Polack game then it's probably Catholic. I'm sure you'll be inviting all the altar boys over to your house to play Cyberpope 2077 and fiddle with your joystick, Devil worshipper.

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I also heard the game loads so slow that it will be 2077 before you can actually start playing it.

These devices should come with Superbook Bible Trivia Game preinstalled and no option to install any other games.


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So, I guess that the Game Boy is safe if you buy as the only game available for your children the King James Bible.


https://i.postimg.cc/ry57QWZr/gb-kin...e-p-b91f82.jpg


Shame it doesn't have a Latin Vulgata Bible as well. :(

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Nothing in The Bible was written in Latin.

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AMEN Sister Mitza! I get so tired of people saying, "thus is a mistranslation from the original Latin/Greek/Hebrew." The Bible was written in 1611 and its original language is Elizabethan English. It wasn't translated from faulty, unreliable texts used by earlier "Christians," it was directly inspired by God in that year in that language and is therefore perfect.

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Yes. Just like the "Hebrew Bible" which presumably did exist in some form, a scroll here, a scroll there, one in Nazareth, another in Bethlehem even though it was an extinct language after Alexander the Great got going but presumably the rabbi could read it, there was nothing like a Bible until the 10th century A.D. i.e. about a thousand years ago. There had been an earlier collation DONE IN GREEK assembled from various segments then available whether written or from memory and Jesus quoted from this. The process continued beyond King William in 1066, that being an important year in developing the English language, until an authoritative edition without all the popish mumbojumbo could be made. Queen Elizabeth could read the earlier fragments so the sources by 1611 would finally be reliable. If that were not the case, Rome would never have been booted out from England and the Virginian colonies might never have existed at all. As you say, the inspiration of God is a powerful thing.

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Shocking as it may seem, Keanu Reeves is not a homo. It turns out that, despite appearances, Demi Moore is in fact a woman.

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. . . in cyberpunk