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Brother_Percy 08-25-2008 10:36 PM

HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
 
Friends,

Now that we've all seen how the REAL Olympics is done, let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me! They call it the 'Special' Olympics? Special? A bunch of worthless mongeloids wheeling across the finish line? It looks more like a Circus Freakshow!

God finds these retards repulsive, it says so in Leviticus 21:18-24. So why should we all be forced to watch people who God hates, limp their way to glory? Friends, there is no glory in being a retard.

From now on I want all these so-called 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal athletes. These retards keep on banging on about 'equal rights', well let's give them some. It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.

So let us use this humble thread as a place where we can discuss and debate how best to have this repulsive event banned for good. Praise!

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-25-2008 11:39 PM

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Wood chipper at the finish line?

VictoryOS 08-25-2008 11:48 PM

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We could pass out scissors to all the participants. You know, the regular kind of scissors that normal people use.

Daisy Mae Johnson 08-26-2008 12:08 AM

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What are the categories?

Eating Fingers



http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4...fingerskw7.jpg

Pretend Farmer


http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4...dfarmercr8.jpg

Reading
http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3769/tardreadhw5.jpg


Pretend Race Car Driving

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...rddrivecl0.jpg




I'm laughing so hard I can't breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Pastor Ezekiel 08-26-2008 12:13 AM

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Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:

Mr. Jingles 08-26-2008 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 226613)
Put them in an arena and let each "special olympics" event be fought with real guns. :russian_roulette: :hunter:

The little dummies will probably end up shooting themselves; that would be entertaining to watch.

Fabricio 08-26-2008 09:52 AM

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I hope all of you enjoy your stay in The Bahamas.

The lord himself would be in ecstacy from hearing such things!

You wonderful Christians!!!

Mister Brasil 08-26-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by .:FoRuM56:. (Post 226826)
I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
You stupid faggots.

Mmm, obscenity. First refuge of the unimaginative. I corrected your offensive language.

Special olympics, special sauce, special rights-- they all claim to place themselves above God's natural order. God's own olympics are divine. What could be more special than that?

Brother_Percy 08-26-2008 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by .:FoRuM56:. (Post 226826)
The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things! You stupid cocksuckers.

Son, I am not trying to be insensitive here, and I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using cuss-words! This is a Christian forum, and you should show some respect here.

Now, ask yourself this question…. How does the ‘Special Olympics’ glorify God? We already know that God finds retards repulsive, it says so in the Bible. So do you really think he wants to watch a whole mess of limbless freaks, stuttering stammering staggering and slobbering all over each other, in some sort of consolation competition for human rejects? Get real, boy !

Take a look at these pictures….

http://www.lightthetorch.net/wp-cont...s-nc-thumb.jpg

http://www.ywca.org/atf/cf/%7B558EBF...20Aquatics.jpg

http://greatfallssoccerpark.com/gall...Olympics-2.jpg

http://blogs.columbiatribune.com/pho...wim%20Team.jpg

http://www.iptv.org/specialolympics/...obson_big2.jpg

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2007/...lolympics2.jpg

… Disgusting! It’s enough to make Jesus puke!!

Filet-o-fish 08-26-2008 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabricio (Post 226826)
I hope all of you enjoy your stay in hell.

The lord himself would be in disgust from hearing such things!
You stupid cocksuckers.

Well now, the thing is, why would God be upset with this if He Himself hated them (or their un-Godly parents) enough to make them window-lickers in the first place? He obviously wanted them to be ridiculed as second-class citizens. (I don't actually know--'second class' might be a touch too generous, even.)

Brother Guy Bayard 08-27-2008 10:52 PM

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What good can come of this? Encouraging these drooling fools to make hopeless mockeries of able bodied elite athletes is beyond the pale. Even the name 'special' is offensive , as if somehow these relentlessly frottaging freaks are somehow to be valued and celebrated - on the worlds stage for Jesus' sake! Much money is being frittered away encouraging this mockery of mankind - was man not made in Gods image? Do you think that God approves of these 'almost-humans', nay, these abominations mimicking the able-bodied elite among us? Mocking normal people? Mocking God himself? It's not called "Downs Sin-drome' for nothing. All manner of retards are as offensive to God as Catholics, and there's no shortage of retards in their ranks let me tell you. They are the doubly-damned and God will have none of it. AND NEITHER SHOULD WE!
Let me say this. God will not tolerate those who participate in these 'Olympic Shames', nor will he look kindly on those who encourage their existence in any shape or form.
I suggest we prepare for the next "Olympic Shames'. I encourage you all to join me in a full scale protest and picket of the 2009 Special Olympics World Winter Games, January 31 - February 7 2009, Boise, Idaho, USA .
I will investigate the possibility of using one of the Pastors Gulfstreams for transport.
Start painting those placards now!
I'd like to see suggestions for placards, my brethren. However I would like to draw the line at bad taste or off-colour suggestions. Let Jesus inspire you!

Father Maurice Lester 08-30-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother_Percy (Post 226530)
...let us try and have the so-called 'Special Olympics' banned. Seriously, who wants to watch a bunch of ugly limbless spastics competing in this mockery of a sporting event! Not me!

Maybe not you but I suspect your new Republican V.P. nominee would think differently. She is from Idaho originally (Where the next S.O's are being held) and has a fully qualified Special Olympian in her very own family!

Quote:

...there is no glory in being a retard.
On this point I submit to your first-hand knowledge.

Quote:

It's about time these worthless beasts were put where they truly belong.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave?:bangin: Every vote for McCain puts Sarah's special child one step closer to a fabulous, government sponsored house in Washington complete with servants and a secret service detail to keep her precious children safe!



Bless you, my obsequious oxygen bandit,
Father Mo



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SUV 08-30-2008 06:42 PM

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....and this year's Judge shall be:

http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...5992a75f547993 !

Sledge Riprock 08-30-2008 08:21 PM

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http://ts1.images.live.com/images/th...5992a75f547993
Ladies and Gentlemen, Vice President of the United States, Miss Tina Fey!

Bob4God 08-31-2008 12:19 AM

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I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.

Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!

Pastor Ezekiel 08-31-2008 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob4God (Post 228877)
I for one feel that there is tremendous witnessing opportunity at the Special Olympics.

Where else can you find so many retardeds swarming together at one time? It's a wonderful chance to preach to the world with colorful signs and bullhorns that these tards are the way they are because they or their parents angered GOD before they were born!

We tried that already Brother. Four years ago we sent Brother Wide-Open to hand out Chick Tracts and KJV Bibles at the retard Olympics. What a waste of church funds!! It turns out none of them can read. A gang of them stole Brother Wide's bullhorn and ran around shouting retard gibberish and slobbering all over it.

Some of the little cripples tried to eat Deuteronomy! Can you believe it?! :fear2:

Eugene Hackwith 08-31-2008 03:35 AM

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I agree. These retards don't need any encouragement, as they've already been infected with the "You are a very special person!" nonsense that they get from their parents and social workers. Now they get medals for being outstanding mongoloids and retardeds?

Twisted Sister 09-04-2008 11:42 PM

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Add this to you gallery of RETARDS

http://www.myhateblog.com/images/retard.jpg

Brother_Percy 09-05-2008 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Twisted Sister (Post 230783)
Add this to you gallery of RETARDS

http://www.myhateblog.com/images/retard.jpg

Son, Is this a picture of yourself?? Because I don't know anyone else stupid enough to come to a Christian Forum, and choose the name of 'Satan's Favorite band' as their 'Profile Name'... <_<

Just look at these cross-dressing freaks....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Essentials.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordp...-christmas.jpg


:angry:

Billybob Sunday 09-05-2008 08:17 AM

Re: HELP ME BAN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS !
 
Aren't even the regular Olympics a bit "special"? There is a whole area of competition devoted to midgets - they call it "gymnastics".


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