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Kitchen Keepin 04-16-2012 04:17 PM

What's for Lunch?
 
my God-head husband doesn't often surprise me by coming home for lunch, but just in case he does:


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Noah Sole 04-16-2012 05:03 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
My wife gave me this last week for lunch..

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squi..._unicorn_meat.

Kitchen Keepin 04-16-2012 07:47 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
In case you ever bag a live one, Brother Noah, here is a Butcher Chart:

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Noah Sole 04-17-2012 08:21 AM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Gosh that is some cookery book you have, which one is it, I'll tell my wife to get one.

YIC

Roberta 04-17-2012 03:26 PM

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Has anybody tried this?

Catherine Moore 04-17-2012 04:18 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
I think its the same as Marmite. If so, yes

Noah Sole 04-18-2012 12:43 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
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Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 872638)
Has anybody tried this?

Sister Roberta, no I haven't and I suggest you don't - have you seen the Best Before Date!!!

YIC

Roberta 04-18-2012 12:54 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
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Originally Posted by Noah Sole (Post 873149)
Sister Roberta, no I haven't and I suggest you don't - have you seen the Best Before Date!!!

YIC

No, I just remember that song about a land down under. The guy got a sandwich in a frictional country from a gaywad. Just lyricist's liberty, I suppose.

Dr Laurence Niles 04-18-2012 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitchen Keepin (Post 872280)
my God-head husband doesn't often surprise me by coming home for lunch, but just in case he does:


http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...44524609_n.jpg

Thanks for reminding me my cow of an ex wife left me and now I have to cook and tidy for myself :angry:

The Fire Brigade think I'm some kind of idiot! :thumbdown:

YIC

Redeemed Papist 04-18-2012 03:43 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 872638)
Has anybody tried this?

I tried Vegemite once but it's nowhere near as pleasingly salty in the mouth as Marmite and has a less silky texture.

Pastor Ezekiel 04-19-2012 04:26 AM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Roberta (Post 872638)
Has anybody tried this?

Vegemite is made out of rotten turnips and toejam scraped from drunken abos. Truly foul stuff. :bad:

The Aussies make sandwiches out of it.

Kitchen Keepin 04-23-2012 05:04 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Let's keep this in mind, ladies!!:innocent::innocent:

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Kitchen Keepin 04-23-2012 08:45 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>

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It almost makes me feel naughty that they call these snacks "Tempters"!!! Hopefully only appetites will give in to temptation! Naturally I have replaced the unclean shellfish with King Krab immitation meat.


If I'm Obedient and the snack looks tasty enough, Mr Keeper will let me carry the serving plates into the front Parlor and maybe even MEET the visitors!!

James Hutchins 04-23-2012 09:22 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Mrs. Hutchins puts a baloney and Kraft Single on White with Dukes in wax paper every morning by my house keys before she goes out to the barn to do her chores. I do not have the heart to tell her that I have never once eaten it. This is what keeps marriages strong.

Kitchen Keepin 04-24-2012 01:01 AM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Mr. Keeper was so pleased with my array of tasty tidbits for the Bible Study Brothers that he said he might, just might, take me out on our boat this weekend!!

He suggests I dress like this:


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Brother Harold Porter 04-24-2012 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitchen Keepin (Post 875671)
Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>

None of that slop would whet the appetite of a Christian man. Reminds me of my years when I decided to be a fag. These hors devours were common in the queer fern bars I spent all my time in. "Try an olive and meet me out back for violent sodomy behind the dumpster". No thanks.:thumbdown:

A real Christian man needs a wholesome meal.

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In Christ

WilliamJenningsBryan 04-24-2012 06:58 AM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
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Originally Posted by Kitchen Keepin (Post 875671)
Mr Keeper has informed me that some of the menfolk will be coming over after dinner for some fellowship and bible study so I'm whipping up a snack for them>
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It almost makes me feel naughty that they call these snacks "Tempters"!!! Hopefully only appetites will give in to temptation! Naturally I have replaced the unclean shellfish with King Krab immitation meat.


If I'm Obedient and the snack looks tasty enough, Mr Keeper will let me carry the serving plates into the front Parlor and maybe even MEET the visitors!!

Such lovely snacks, Sister Keepin and so thoughtful, a gentile reminder of our Savior from the Kraft Company that they are all made with "Miracle" Whip.

Kitchen Keepin 05-03-2012 01:39 AM

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LBC loving Dutchmen 05-03-2012 03:06 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?

Noah Sole 05-03-2012 04:32 PM

Re: What's for Lunch?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LBC loving Dutchmen (Post 880623)
Well, I don't know anything of housekeeping, but I certainly never heard off baby-ing. You're not feeding your family babies, are you?

Kitchen Keepin isn't Dutch so doesn't feed babies to her family (nor do us Brits), you have some very strange customs out there in Dutchland. What else do you eat (in fact on second thoughts don't answer that).

YIC


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