Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman (Post 863272)

My daughter Naomi just turned 14, and my husband believes it's high time to find her a good, Christian husband.

He'd like at least $700 for her, since she is a True Christian virgin, but he's willing to be flexible with price because, well, let's just say there's a reason I'm choosing not to post her picture.

She's an excellent cook, and she'll have a nice warm cherry pie waiting for you every night after you get home from work. We've taught her submission, so you won't have to worry about obedience. Her cleaning skills are lacking, though, so don't put away that rod just yet.

Originally Posted by Vocaloid (Post 864100)

you have no right to sell her to begin with! she just turned 14! its her decision to marry or not! this is slavery! how does this make you any different from Joseph Kony?:angry:

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 864106)

Praise Jesus, count me in! :thumbsup:

I'l tell you what, I'll make it an even thousand sight unseen! If you have an open couple of hours this weekend, we can get a Pastor to make it official!

I really do miss the touch of a True Christian™ wife, it's been far too long!;)

Originally Posted by Vocaloid (Post 864100)

how does this make you any different from Joseph Kony?:angry:

Originally Posted by David Willts (Post 864112)

Please there is a huge difference, one is a good Christian that should be commended and the other is a guy trying to sell his daughter.

Originally Posted by Vocaltoad (Post 864100)

how does this make you any different from Joseph Kony?:angry:

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 864106)

Praise Jesus, count me in! :thumbsup:

I'l tell you what, I'll make it an even thousand sight unseen! If you have an open couple of hours this weekend, we can get a Pastor to make it official!

I really do miss the touch of a True Christian™ wife, it's been far too long.;)

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer (Post 864110)

Glory! Another Landover wedding! I'd like to volunteer my home for the reception/honeymoon. I know Brother Portway would like to begin working on starting a family right away.

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 864161)

Oh PRAISE JESUS!

Do you need someone to bake a cake? I don't mean to brag, but the Holy Spirit guides my hand to make cakes that serve as a reminder that a marriage is a covenant between three parties - the groom, the bride, and the LORD.

http://www.wedding-flowers-and-recep...e-ideas-05.jpg

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 864767)

:ohyeah:Well, I'm about to burst with excitement! I just got back from being formally introduced to my future wife!:ohyeah:

I say formally introduced because I do remember her from when the 8th grade class from Leviticus Middle School had their field trip/tour of Landover Field last November. Her soon-to-be childbearing hips caught my attention even then.:wub:

She is just a dream! She'll make a wonderful wife and mother to my future children. :group:

I can't wait for our wedding (and wedding night :clap:)! I talked to the Professor and we will be using his home for a brief reception and the honeymoon! :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworshiper (Post 864784)

:blech:


what the piffle dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworshiper (Post 864784)

:blech:


what the piffle dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm (Post 864784)

:blech:


what the piffle dude you are a dame pervert that is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

Originally Posted by Yaro Shien (Post 865031)

This is sicking and I just gonna say that I'm sending this link to the police. Why because I don't believe it's voluntary. On top of that it's against american law to sell american people. You can twist and say it's what god wants but I can a piffleing sure you god will not approve you of this. You piffle head parents are no longer human, and there for you will go hell for payment. And if you piffleing dare complete this transaction, I will personalty hunt you down.:thumbdown:

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm (Post 864784)

:blech:


what the piffle dud you are a dame pervertthat is all just wrong, first off you have no right to sell someone like a slave, second off your what 40 and she is 14 just so sick i could vomit you are all just piffleed up you say wiccans and all othere religions are but you people are the worst

Originally Posted by Vocaltoad (Post 864999)

its like i am surrounded by Joseph Konys. if the police find out about this you will all be arrested. and put in the insane asylum.

I totally agree dude! if i had the money i would adopt her and make her go to school. at least i would save her from a living hell!! shouldnt she be in school?! THIS IS AMERICA NOT PAKISTAN!!! WHAT THE PIFFLE IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS!! DID U RIDE THE SHORT BUS WHEN U WERE KIDS??? its against the law for you to have a child married to a OLD PEDOPHILE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR DEFECTED BRAINS?!!

Originally Posted by ThinksDesign (Post 865016)

Yeah I've never seen anyone as devoted to the bible as these guys.

Their twisting Gods love.

ThinksDesign

Originally Posted by Vocaltard (Post 864999)

...if the police find out about this you will all be arrested...

Originally Posted by ThinksDesign (Post 865016)

...Their twisting Gods love...

Originally Posted by ThinksDesign (Post 865038)

You know what the worst thing about it all is? The bible actually backs this kind of sh:t up! I'm a Christian but if being Christian means sharing heaven with some (there are some good people here) I may reconsider.

I don't believe in a God that does what these people say.

ThinksDesign
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Originally Posted by Good Christian Woman (Post 863272)

My daughter Naomi just turned 14, and my husband believes it's high time to find her a good, Christian husband.

He'd like at least $700 for her, since she is a True Christian virgin, but he's willing to be flexible with price because, well, let's just say there's a reason I'm choosing not to post her picture.

She's an excellent cook, and she'll have a nice warm cherry pie waiting for you every night after you get home from work. We've taught her submission, so you won't have to worry about obedience. Her cleaning skills are lacking, though, so don't put away that rod just yet.

Originally Posted by Vocaltoad (Post 865061)

okay you guys are all sick in the head and need to learn that its not state law. ITS NATIONAL LAW! you guys are all going to hell and I'm going to laugh at you as you suffer! that poor girl will never know tender loving care. imagine being saddled with and ASS like you for a husband. you guys arent christian. your satan confusing the bible with your foolish wishes. twisting the words. also notice that my profile picture and avatar are FULLY CLOTHED! i dont see any porn happening in those pictures so go piss in your precious holy water fountain. its against NATIONAL law for a child under 18 to not go to school. its also against NATIONAL law to sell somebody and it is considered RAPE for a man over 18 to have sex with a 14 year old child. so have fun in jail sicko! whats worse is that you guys believe child abuse is a good thing. that poor girl. i will pray for her soul everyday so that one day her suffering may end and she would be able to marry the husband of her choice. she is a human being. an AMERICAN being sold like a slave. you guys are horrible. i bet you are in league with the Human Traffickers.

Originally Posted by Vocaltoad (Post 865061)

okay you guys are all sick in the head and need to learn that its not state law. ITS NATIONAL LAW! you guys are all going to hell and I'm going to laugh at you as you suffer! that poor girl will never know tender loving care. imagine being saddled with and ASS like you for a husband. you guys arent christian. your satan confusing the bible with your foolish wishes. twisting the words. also notice that my profile picture and avatar are FULLY CLOTHED! i dont see any porn happening in those pictures so go piss in your precious holy water fountain. its against NATIONAL law for a child under 18 to not go to school. its also against NATIONAL law to sell somebody and it is considered RAPE for a man over 18 to have sex with a 14 year old child. so have fun in jail sicko! whats worse is that you guys believe child abuse is a good thing. that poor girl. i will pray for her soul everyday so that one day her suffering may end and she would be able to marry the husband of her choice. she is a human being. an AMERICAN being sold like a slave. you guys are horrible. i bet you are in league with the Human Traffickers.

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 865039)

Not that I give half a hoot what some unsaved little hippie pervert thinks, but I will not have my name drug through the mud on OUR forum without responding. Naomi and I are going to be married in just a few days and I'm not going to let some little turd like you ruin my wedding!:angry:

I'll make you an offer pal. You show me ANY scripture that says I can't marry a fourteen year old girl with her parent's permission and I'll eat my hat!



Listen you little yellow Japtard Hentai sicko, this is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! This is between Naomi's father and me! Haven't you even read the Bible? He sets a Bride Price, I offer to bump it up to a solid grand, case closed! It's Biblically sound and in case you didn't notice, we here at Landover follow secular laws too!

Just because Iowa doesn't allow a fourteen year old girl to get married in the state, that doesn't mean that the state doesn't recognize LEGAL marriages performed in OTHER states! I guess you're just as ignorant about the legal code as you are about the Bible!:thumbdown:



:facepalm:

Thank you for realizing just how seriously we take the Word of God, but how are we "twisting Gods love"? Not to point out the obvious, but following the KJV1611 Bible to letter is sort of the exact opposite of "twisting Gods love".

Are you sure you're feeling OK?:wacko:

Originally Posted by tyler the earthworm (Post 865096)

you drage your name throw the mud anyway you are an old man who should be locked up in presion and raped by your cell mate there is you future wife/husband for you

Originally Posted by NamelessX (Post 865232)

...Your daughter isn't your slave or property that you can just sell to someone. o.o Where in the bible do they ever say this is right...

Originally Posted by NamelessX (Post 865232)

W-wa-wait wut? o.o How is selling your daughter (Who's underaged) to a man who's I don't know how old not a sin? Your daughter isn't your slave or property that you can just sell to someone. o.o Where in the bible do they ever say this is right. Wouldn't it be much better if you let her find her own (True Christian) guy who she actually loves and who's around her age. Girls are able to think for themselfs you know.

And why is selling your daughter to a guy she doesn't love right, but 2 guys or 2 girls being together and truly love eachother wrong?

xxx Me <3

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 865253)

Not that it really matters, but after having a good cry she's ready to accept me as her husband and master of the house.

Originally Posted by NamelessX (Post 865265)

This sentence leads me to believe that the girl didn't want to marry you in the first place. And that the only reason she "accepts" it now is because she has no choice or doesn't want to get punished. And even if she for some reason wants it, she's only 14. At this age she shouldn't make a big decision like this, and other people shouldn't make it for her. I mean, would it be okay if a boy of 12 married an older woman who's 50 just because he accepts it or wants to? (Though this could actually be normal in your religion, I guess)

And again, does she even really really reaaaally love you, and you her? Personally, I don't see how I or someone else could get married if they don't.

Originally Posted by NamelessX (Post 865265)

And again, does she even really really reaaaally love you, and you her? Personally, I don't see how I or someone else could get married if they don't.

Originally Posted by NamelessX (Post 865265)

This sentence leads me to believe that the girl didn't want to marry you in the first place. And that the only reason she "accepts" it now is because she has no choice or doesn't want to get punished. And even if she for some reason wants it, she's only 14. At this age she shouldn't make a big decision like this, and other people shouldn't make it for her. I mean, would it be okay if a boy of 12 married an older woman who's 50 just because he accepts it or wants to? (Though this could actually be normal in your religion, I guess)

And again, does she even really really reaaaally love you, and you her? Personally, I don't see how I or someone else could get married if they don't.

Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 865253)

Not that I care what you think, but how do YOU know that Naomi isn't on board with this marriage? Not that it really matters, but after having a good cry she's ready to accept me as her husband and master of the house..