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Truth In Reality 11-19-2018 12:32 AM

Make your choice
 
You people claim that Jews are the spawn of Satan.

Then you claim to worship jesus as a god.


Well which is it? Taking into consideration the FACT that christ was a Jew himself, are Jews evil or do you worship one? You can't have it both piffleing ways you god damn retards. If just one of you would pull your head out of your ass, that would be a true miracle.

James Hutchins 11-19-2018 01:12 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241439)
You people claim that Jews are the spawn of Satan.

Then you claim to worship jesus as a god.


Well which is it? Taking into consideration the FACT that christ was a Jew himself, are Jews evil or do you worship one? You can't have it both piffleing ways you god damn retards. If just one of you would pull your head out of your ass, that would be a true miracle.

Quite wrong friend. I'm sorry you are so stupid. Perhaps if you put down the porn and read the Bible, you'd look less like an idiot.
Jesus IS God, He is also the Holy Ghost. God is the Father of Jesus as well.
John 1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

1st John 3:2 Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is.

Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.


Everyone knows the evil joos :joo: tried to kill Him by staking Him to a cross then burying him. However, God arose from the dead after three days and ascended into Heaven. I do not know where you get your fairy tales from, I get my facts from the Bible.

2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

Johny Joe Hold 11-19-2018 03:04 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Why would the Jews kill Jesus if he was a Jew? Some people come on to our site with really thin intellectual ability.

mrgrtt123 11-20-2018 02:46 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Your post makes me curious. :(

Pastor Ezekiel 11-20-2018 11:48 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself. :rtfm:

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. :rtfm:

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire. :sinner::haha:

liberalnightmare 11-20-2018 09:21 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Jesus was a brown, Jewish, socialist, the kind of person Christians hate!

Mary Etheldreda 11-20-2018 11:54 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by liberalnightmare (Post 1241530)
Jesus was a brown, Jewish, socialist, the kind of person Christians hate!

Says who?


:huh:

Dana723 11-21-2018 12:20 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by liberalnightmare (Post 1241530)
Jesus was a brown, Jewish, socialist, the kind of person Christians hate!

I don't see that in my Bible. Can you quote the chapter and verse?

James Hutchins 11-21-2018 01:01 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by liberalnightmare (Post 1241530)
Jesus was a brown, Jewish, socialist, the kind of person Christians hate!

Sorry friend, you are so wrong. Again.
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Pastor Ezekiel 11-21-2018 01:28 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Jesus has hair of spun gold, eyes as blue as the waters off of Thailand. Close to 7' tall and 0% body fat, with an eternal glisten. Toes evenly spaced and perfect nails.

Hutchins, that is a grubby picture! Get with it!

BibleReader2231 11-21-2018 01:36 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Sometimes my Pa says Trump is the second coming of Jesus come to set up to battle Satan's Army (liberals). The rapture is coming folks.

Truth In Reality 11-21-2018 05:51 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
"Brainwashing is the only manner by which an individual of average intelligence can be filled with "spiritual value."

"The holy bible has been criticized by scholars because of its self-contradictions. I dont object to that, for it was designed to confound and confuse. As an historic propaganda document it is unexcelled. My objection is in its utility and re-interpretation long after its original purpose has become exhausted."

"Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love."

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him."


"One does well to put on gloves when reading the New Testament. The proximity of so much uncleanliness almost forces one to do this."


"Christianity possesses the hunters instinct for all those who can by one means or another be brought to despair - of which only a portion of mankind is capable."


"The Christian resolve to find the world evil and ugly has made the world evil and ugly."

"Sins are indispensable to every society organized on an ecclesiastical basis; they are the only reliable weapons of power; the priest lives upon sins; it is necessary to him that there be sinning."


"Neither as an ethical code nor as a religion has Christianity any point of contact with things as they actually are."

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Adolf Hitler


"If you tell the populace a lie often enough they will believe it as fact soon enough."

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Emile Zola


"Civilisation will not attain to its perfection until the last stone from the last church falls on the last priest."

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Samuel Butler


"An apology to the Devil- it must be remembered that we have only heard one side of the case. God has written all the books."

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Patti Smith


"Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine."

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Epicurus


"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot. Or he can, but does not want to. Or he cannot and does not want to. If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. But, if God both can and wants to abolish evil, then how come evil is in the world?"

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Marilyn Manson


"Why should we believe in a god, that doesn't believe in us?"


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Alphonse Alban 11-21-2018 06:00 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241439)
FACT that christ was a Jew himself


Don't be silly. Jooism as in false-religion, is hereditary from joos mother. Mary on the other hand, is not a mother of Jesus. Mary was merely a vessel. Heritage of Jesus is 100% God and 0% joo.

Truth In Reality 11-27-2018 07:35 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1241460)
Why would the Jews kill Jesus if he was a Jew? Some people come on to our site with really thin intellectual ability.

Why do xtians kill each other? why do muslims kill each other? your argument is invalid.

James Hutchins 11-27-2018 07:50 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241797)
Why do xtians kill each other? why do muslims kill each other? your argument is invalid.

What is a 'xtians'?

muslmes kill each other by an effort of God to rid His Earth of them. Same reason dayshines shoot each other 'in da hood' (did I say that right?)

Johny Joe Hold 11-28-2018 03:41 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241797)
Why do xtians kill each other? why do muslims kill each other? your argument is invalid.

It comes down to Biblical truth. There are people who claim to be Christians but do not hold the title held by those of us here at Landover Baptist Church, True Christian™. So you might hear a fake news story once in a while about "Christians killing Christians." These are not True Christians™.

Elijah Mee, PhD 11-29-2018 05:10 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
To this day, the joo hates Jesus. Talk to an orthodox joo about Jesus and they'll recoil (perhaps with shame and guilt, but I doubt it). The joo also worships at the synagogue of satan. Coincidence? I think not.

See my signature for a treatise on why the Bible actually contains no contradictions and you're a fool for believing that it does. Lucky for you, I suffer fools. The Lord does not (Proverbs 1:7).

The Lord finds you thoroughly idiotic. He dislikes your penchant for posting long and disjointed nonsense (Proverbs 29:11), your venomous tone (Ecclesiastes 7:9) and your off-topic meandering (Proverbs 18:2).

It is not for me to judge you but the Lord surely does, my friend, and you might want to get on His good side sooner rather than later.

Truth In Reality 11-30-2018 07:00 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijah Mee, PhD (Post 1241901)
To this day, the joo hates Jesus. Talk to an orthodox joo about Jesus and they'll recoil (perhaps with shame and guilt, but I doubt it). The joo also worships at the synagogue of satan. Coincidence? I think not.

See my signature for a treatise on why the Bible actually contains no contradictions and you're a fool for believing that it does. Lucky for you, I suffer fools. The Lord does not (Proverbs 1:7).

The Lord finds you thoroughly idiotic. He dislikes your penchant for posting long and disjointed nonsense (Proverbs 29:11), your venomous tone (Ecclesiastes 7:9) and your off-topic meandering (Proverbs 18:2).

It is not for me to judge you but the Lord surely does, my friend, and you might want to get on His good side sooner rather than later.

expalin to me how you know for a fact exactly what this "lord" you speak of thinks of me. did you have coffee and doughnuts with it a couple days ago? were you just shooting the <<<impolite word for an excrement>>> and it said, "that troll at your forum sure is an <<<posterior aspect of human anatomy>>>"?

you cant because you didnt. these are your opinions your your false gods opinions. this isnt a religious site. its nothing but a pure hate site. the bigotry and intolerance here is sickening. the sad part is that you people grasp at straws while wondering why your weak views of a "religion" is dying.

and answer me this one serious question. king james precedes henry the 8th. but protestantism (which includes baptists by the way) didnt exist until henry broke away from the catholic church. so how does your bible exist without being the same as the catholic bible which you hate mongers hate so much?

i cant imagine how <<<expletive deleted>>> up your kids must be. they have no chance whatsoever with loser retard parents like you.

the "I's"banned by you:
integrity
individuality
intelligence
ingenuity

the "I's" embraced by you:
ignorance
incompetence
idiocy
illogical
illegitimacy
impudence


do you know what the problem with babtits is? they dont hold them down long enough


if you were hanging onto christs <<<reference to part of male anatomy>>> any harder you would be his <<<reference to another part of male anatomy>>>

you <<<expletive deleted>>> truly are pathetic.

Didymus Much 11-30-2018 07:11 PM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241954)
expalin to me how you know for a fact exactly what this "lord" you speak of thinks of me...

He looks at the Bible. He sees there are words in there. He sees the order they're in. He reads the words in the book in the order they're in. The words in the book tell him that God doesn't like you or what you do or what you think or what you look like (probably) or your family or your friends or your taste in clothing.

Easy, huh? :)

As for the rest of your post, ad hominems only show how weak your case is. They backfire especially well here, as the Bible tells True Christians™ to expect persecution for their faith. Attack the argument, not the arguer. :thumbsup:

Vengeance Puriel 12-10-2018 07:19 AM

Re: Make your choice
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Truth In Reality (Post 1241954)
expalin to me how you know for a fact exactly what this "lord" you speak of thinks of me. did you have coffee and doughnuts with it a couple days ago? were you just shooting the <<<impolite word for an excrement>>> and it said, "that troll at your forum sure is an <<<posterior aspect of human anatomy>>>"?

you cant because you didnt. these are your opinions your your false gods opinions. this isnt a religious site. its nothing but a pure hate site. the bigotry and intolerance here is sickening. the sad part is that you people grasp at straws while wondering why your weak views of a "religion" is dying.

and answer me this one serious question. king james precedes henry the 8th. but protestantism (which includes baptists by the way) didnt exist until henry broke away from the catholic church. so how does your bible exist without being the same as the catholic bible which you hate mongers hate so much?

i cant imagine how <<<expletive deleted>>> up your kids must be. they have no chance whatsoever with loser retard parents like you.

the "I's"banned by you:
integrity
individuality
intelligence
ingenuity

the "I's" embraced by you:
ignorance
incompetence
idiocy
illogical
illegitimacy
impudence


do you know what the problem with babtits is? they dont hold them down long enough


if you were hanging onto christs <<<reference to part of male anatomy>>> any harder you would be his <<<reference to another part of male anatomy>>>

you <<<expletive deleted>>> truly are pathetic.

you know your wrong don't you?


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