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Daisy Mae Johnson 04-09-2008 08:05 PM

ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Woooot wooooooooot

Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

Add your Passengers Here!

These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...rddrivecl0.jpg
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4...rivecl0xa8.jpg

"Look Ma! No Hands!"

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2...nadsoy8mf7.jpg

"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
http://www.dsala.org/graphics/photos/baby_angel.jpg

ALL ABOARD!

Offcr. Albert Martin 04-09-2008 08:18 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Thumper says:

"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"

I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!

Enigmatic Harpo Marx 04-09-2008 08:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin (Post 170168)
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!

But you don't.....

Hey, I've got a game for you to try Officer: Let's see if you can open your mouth without condemning yourself to Hell.

Doesn't that sound like fun!

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 08:24 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 170163)
Woooot wooooooooot

Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

Add your Passengers Here!

These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3...rddrivecl0.jpg


"Look Ma! No Hands!"
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/7...nohnadsoy8.jpg


"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9...rdfairyxa9.jpg

ALL ABOARD!


Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-09-2008 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170171)
Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.

Choo-Chug-a-lugga

Add Another Passenger (Caution: WIDE LOAD)

Dances with Joy

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 08:47 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 170183)
Choo-Chug-a-lugga

Add Another Passenger (Caution WIDE LOAD)

Dances with Joy

So is that pic you BEFORE liposuction?

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-09-2008 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170188)
So is that pic you BEFORE liposuction?

What!?! You know that is your very own personal picture. So, you are a GODLESS sow.

NEXT PASSENGER!!!

Offcr Martin
Here is your ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!!!:devil:

Wuuuuooot Wooooot

Pastor Isaac Peters 04-09-2008 08:56 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ossifer Martian (Post 170168)
Thumper says:

"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"

Since when are tards a race?

Quote:

Originally Posted by a fine example of what passes for Christian love among the Romanists
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!

"Since I go into a booth in church so that Fr. Badtouch can feel me up while giving me the Sacrament of Penance, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven!" I'll bet you miss the Inquisition.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dances to the Wrong Beat (Post 170171)
Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.

And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.

Actually, God is showing His love that is, His love for us, His elect.

Romans 9:19-24: Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed [it], Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? [What] if God, willing to shew [his] wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction: And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory, Even us, whom he hath called, not of the Jews only, but also of the Gentiles?

Praise His holy name!

Old Man Hatchet 04-09-2008 09:01 PM

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I cannot tell those retards apart from Hitoshi.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/custo...avatar81_3.gif

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 09:05 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 170192)
What!?! You know that is your very own personal picture. So, you are a GODLESS sow.


Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.

Pastor Isaac Peters 04-09-2008 09:07 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
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Originally Posted by Plods Joylessly (Post 170197)
Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.

I can't help noticing that you didn't deny the part about being a wide load.

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters (Post 170198)
I can't help noticing that you didn't deny the part about being a wide load.

5'4" tall, 120 lbs.

Happy now?

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-09-2008 09:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170201)
5'4" tall, 120 lbs.

Happy now?

Cough, cough. Yeah riiiight.

We obtained your pic from the DOF. It does not lie, Wide Load.

That's ok, Satan has provided you with TWO seats on HELL Train. One for each cheek.

GLORY!

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 09:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde (Post 170202)
Cough, cough. Yeah riiiight.

We obtained your pic from the DOF. It does not lie, Wide Load.

Your DoF is either incompetent or doesn't exist - otherwise, you would have accurate information.

Remy Lebeau 04-09-2008 09:20 PM

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Let's keep this train moving, Sister. We need to get the word out so those people can realize the direction they are heading in, change their ways, and find Jesus.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/91...g?v=1174985543

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/...40bf1e.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2044/...0ff8a3.jpg?v=0

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/4...8d0671.jpg?v=0

Old Iron Crotch 04-09-2008 09:22 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau (Post 170209)
Let's keep this train moving, Sister. We need to get the word out so those people can realize the direction they are heading in, change their ways, and find Jesus.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/91...g?v=1174985543

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2371/...40bf1e.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2044/...0ff8a3.jpg?v=0

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/4...8d0671.jpg?v=0


What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

Daisy Mae Johnson 04-09-2008 09:25 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Thanks for getting this "Back on Track" Brother Remy!!!:thumbsup:

(she always tries to dull down threads and make them all about her)
***yawn***

Choo-Chug-a-Lugga

All ABOARD!

Pastor Isaac Peters 04-09-2008 09:29 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170210)
What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

What silly questions you ask. We worship the Living and True God, not some false god that looks like a tick with a human head. God has provided one way, and one way only, for salvation:

John 3:16-18: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Note that there's no hippy liberal nonsense about children who are too young to believe.

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-09-2008 09:29 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170197)
Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.

It's near enough, it'll do.

Ezekiel Bathfire 04-09-2008 09:31 PM

Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dances without Joy (Post 170210)
What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?

Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.


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