Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
Hello My Brothers and Sisters in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Peace and Blessings be with you. Amen.
I am Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow Christianus from Freehold. Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven. I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche. While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here. In two years Ill be out..Praise Sweet Jesus Already, I deeply appreciate the smooth and friendly appearance of this forum. May The Sacred Hearts of Jesus envelop you all. I hope, that as we develop deeper relations, we shall get to know each other better than what can be explained in a brief introduction. The Lord Be With You Always, and remember Me in your prayers. I'm the only White Christian man in prison im Surrounded by Nigras and Beaners |
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Your story doesn't add up. I think you're trying to fit in with us in an attempt to get your sentence shortened. Yes, it's true that in certain situations you can shorten your sentence if you convert to True Christianity™, but don't try to fool us into thinking you're already Saved®. We have very accurate tithing records, you know. PM me if you need more specific tithing information. |
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They have internet access in prison? Am I paying for that? I don't even want to have to pay for your toilet paper.
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Yes, Ritchie, you must have me confused for someone else. I do not participate in prison outreach. I also wonder why you would be sent to a Maximum security prison for spousal abuse, even if it was felony abuse. And if you were in a Max prison, you would not have internet access.
I believe you are either highly confused, delusional and deranged, and/or willfully lying to us. Come clean with us, Ritchie. Where are you really from and what church do you go to? |
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Oh good, he's in this thread right now. Finally we can get this sorted out.
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But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus |
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On second thought, maybe it wasn't a good idea to find out the truth from you. Honestly, sir, I can't look at your avatar now without getting revolted. What you did in God's eyes is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and you shall slay the beast. |
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Now let's talk about tithing, Richard. Jesus can free you from sin, but remember that freedom isn't free. |
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As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.
*Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29. |
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What is a 'KJB'? Is that some sort of anal lube you use on the inside?:fear2: Living lies is no way to go though life son. You should instead be living by our example, pure truth. :innocent: |
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She likes dawgs, don't she? |
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Praise Jesus |
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Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.
That's what a friend told me, at least. Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you. |
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Praise Jesus Luke 4:13 |
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Praise sweet baby Jesus |
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have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?
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I just saw the abbreviated file. :rtfm: Let's just say I've already lost my lunch four hours before eating it. :blech: Nothing this Ritchie person is saying is true. :nonono: |
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But that was in the past I'm a new man now. |
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Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.
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Ritchie (though I now know that is not your real name), everything you've said is a lie. You have come here to troll. The partial file I have spells it all out.
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Get a grip, Priscilla. What do you want? |
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Sadly, Ritchie, I don't think you have the potential to join our church. Our men are upstanding, morally erect citizens, not whiny crybabies who sodomize chihuahuas. And what's not helping you at all either is you came in here lying on your first post claiming to know me, that you were in prison, etc.
God hates liars. And liars burn in hell. Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. |
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Ritchie, it's a well known fact that the breed of dog your chose for your carnal lust is of the messican persuasion.
Since you chose a dog rather than a human of the beaner type, then that tells me your are using misdirection as a way to perpetrate your carnal longings for messican males. Please tell us, you're afraid that if your approach "Juan Valdez" he'll pull a knife (the favored weapons of spicks) on you, aren't you? Own up to your homer tendencies. Stop trying to play games with us. |
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I did say that, yes, but I have doubts you can overcome your transgressions. There's something about you that just doesn't seem right, young man.
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.....and now 'Ritchie' has night time internet access....... :hmmm:
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I found God. Praise sweet Jesus |
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Hi Ritchie,
I have read your story in this forum. I am so glad to hear how you want to change your life around. This is proof that God works miracles!! This could only be a miracle. These people on this forum who are treating you bad, are not following Christ's example. Instead of filling you with fear of sinning again, they should be more so praying for you and supporting you through this hard struggle. I work in psychiatric care, and I understand why you are emotionally up and down. These people on this forum have no compassion, they really need to follow Christ. Ritchie, rather than focusing all your attention on gaining access to their church, you should rather set your sights on the future kingdom of God. How wonderful that will be. Just because these people say it is God's favourite church or that they are "true christians", does not make it that! Ask God in prayer to guide you to the right people and read your bible and see how they line up with Jesus our saviour. I will pray for you that God can rid you of all temptation and start living a righteous life, where by Jesus has atoned for those past sins. Take care my friend, Andrew |
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