Spreading the Good News on Twitter
 

I'm thinking of evangelizing on twitter, but I just don't know much about it. Like, how do I get followers without being banned for spamming?

In particular I don't know what will get me banned for "hate". I'm going to post some tweets here, and ask experienced twitter users to comment.

Quote:

It's impossible for black people to be racist. I know a black guy, he doesn't have one racist bone in his nose.

I have lots more, but I wanted to start with the snappiest and most likely to be banned content. Anyway I assume I'll bring in followers with jokes and later get more in-depth.

I just had a dream of a twitter account that simply posts the major news stories of the day, and the relevant scripture quotations. I assume it would be banned, but "Twitter bans Bible" might end up being a good news story by itself...
Edit: one more:

I masturbated and then regretted it. Does that make me both a survivor and a rapist?

Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter
 

Brother Stewart--Great idea. I don't see how Twitter can ban you for spreading the Good News. Those post headlines are simply common sense for people who want a good life after they die.

In my view, there is nothing that helps other people as much pointing out their sin.

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Oh, that's so very true, Mayor Joe Hold!

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I'm here. Please everyone tell me your handles so I can follow you.

https://twitter.com/Christi03064046

I'm still not sure I really "get" twitter. I mean, is it a mix of sarcastic jokers and serious people, or a mix of sarcastic people and people sarcastically mocking sarcasm by being serious?

EDIT: I've gotten comments! But I don't dare read them, for I hear that Twitter-outrage has serious symptoms up to and including being elected president. Could someone read my twitter comments and tell me if they are positive?

EDIT: Still not banned! I'm infiltrating under the guise of a moderate-to-liberal joke-dude, and it seems to have worked. Thought I notice that STILL nobody has told me what the comments are. I'm guessing at least one of the comments was "You are hereby blocked and reported, you f***ing asshamster". Is that right? Is that what they said?

Re: Spreading the Good News on Twitter
 

There are a lot of inspiring twitter accounts that you can check like Love Like Jesus Christ and Inspire_Us.

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If those were truly inspirational, they would have inspired you to get out of Canada by now.

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Not sure if I should I tweet this one now, or wait until the Dems lose the midterms:

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This one doesn't seem very controversial right now, but then again, pretty much nothing in the world seems controversial right now.