GOD HATES Prehistoric Petting Zoos! Just say no to cuddly clones!
Praise be to the LORD for smiting the nerds with poor persuasion skills. Every time they want to play God with some infernal invention, or devil-whispered "discovery", they fail to communicate because they don't understand what important people pay attention to.
Like with Climate Change, they talk about Bangladesh ending up underwater, as if anyone cares what happens over there. They might have gotten important people's attention if they had talked about luxury beach resorts having to move inland to the slummier parts of the islands. Here they are talking about California beaches being lost, but everybody knows we'll lose California to Mexico long before we lose it to the ocean. I worry that Cloning will be coming up next, but thankfully the nerds can only talk about cure for cancer this and ending poverty that. If they had talked about a Prehistoric Petting Zoo filled with cuddly cloned creatures, they might get somewhere. Then before you know it cloned pets will become the next thing every middle-class family has to have. Right now the west's most potent political force is the tireless fury of empty-nest crazy cat ladies - what happens when we end up with crazy mammoth ladies? https://exhibitionlondon.files.wordp...eld-museum.jpg We all know how every spoiled girl wants a pony. That's because they haven't ridden one of these yet. https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca88...4875f1af27.jpg The next women's march could be a women's flyby - though men will be needed to clean up the birdpoop afterwards, of course. And don't even get me started on those little horses the size of dogs - I can almost hear their little hooves galloping around the house - but I must reject the science-nerds and their unholy desire to play God. |
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Haven't these people ever seen the film Jurassic Park? Even the liberal Jew Steven Spielberg agrees that it's a bad idea. In the film, dinosaurs and other antediluvian monsters run amok and kill the atheist Darwinists who resurrected them. The message is clear: God will not be mocked!:dancing-jesus:
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Imagine if instead the scientists had instead used genetic modification to create triple-breasted porn-starlets (or...Well, use your imagination here, maybe men with penis-antlers? No wait DON'T use your imagination here!) Ever wonder why all new technologies are used for porn? It's not because porn is very high in demand, it's just that pornographers are the only people who can't be shamed and guilt-tripped out of using new technology. |
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"...a team at the Southern University of Science and Technology, in Shenzhen, has been recruiting couples in an effort to create the first gene-edited babies. They planned to eliminate a gene called CCR5 in hopes of rendering the offspring resistant to HIV, smallpox, and cholera."HIV, standing for His Inescapable Vengeance, is another way to say AIDS. |
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So what they are effectively planning is to create something like pre-vaccinated babies? Such Godless hubris, attempting to interfere with His Holy Will! But on a lighter note, there's nowhere quite like China, is there? Where else would "scientists" bother about smallpox, which was certified as eradicated almost 40 years ago - before I was even born! :lol: |
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On the other hand, cloning means hunters will get to re-extincify all sorts of creatures, triggering libcucks for generation to come. (Generation, not generationS, because libcucks are going extinct, by the dictionary definition of extinct (aka "Literally extinct").)
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