God sends lion to punish the sinners once again!
Fornicating nigras in Africa thought it would be a good idea to mock Jesus.
God said "No!" and send a lion to kill, but not eat, the sinning nigress harlot. It is pleasant to see this old punishment from God being used again in such a powerful way. Shout GLORY! 1 Kings 13:23-25 23 And it came to pass, after he had eaten bread, and after he had drunk, that he saddled for him the ass, to wit, for the prophet whom he had brought back. 24 And when he was gone, a lion met him by the way, and slew him: and his carcase was cast in the way, and the ass stood by it, the lion also stood by the carcase. 25 And, behold, men passed by, and saw the carcase cast in the way, and the lion standing by the carcase: and they came and told it in the city where the old prophet dwelt. 26 And when the prophet that brought him back from the way heard thereof, he said, It is the man of God, who was disobedient unto the word of the Lord: therefore the Lord hath delivered him unto the lion, which hath torn him, and slain him, according to the word of the Lord, which he spake unto him. Quote:
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So she was fornicating with TWO men? :fear2: One that ran away naked and one whose body parts were found?
I've been trying to save up some money to send Seth on a Lion Safari, but if God is using them to keep the heathens in check, maybe he should look at shooting something else. |
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Do you think it could be possible to set some 5000 lions free in Bay Area?
I mean since lions only attack sinners all Christians (all 2 or 3 :lol:) in that area would be perfectly safe. Even Obama could not say no to this since all of those free loading AIDS infested gaysexuals around San Fran live on Obama-care anyway, so it would free even more money for him to siphon in his deep pockets. |
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That's part of Project Habakkuk. :secret: |
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You know, when I first heard this story I was willing to give the couple the benefit of the doubt. Maybe the urge to populate the earth hit them so powerfully and suddenly that they were compelled to start the process right then and there.
:clap: But after finding out the guy was wearing a RUBBER? Shoot, they were just trying to cheat Jesus out of a soldier. :thumbdown: YiC, Zech |
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