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Maynard_James_Keenan 11-02-2010 07:46 PM

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Yes, but whos gonna protect him from Elton John? :(

Jesus is Lord 11-02-2010 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Maynard_James_Keenan (Post 629114)
Do you that what you are doing its a crime? FBI will go after you. Or even Elton J:jesus:ohn

How's it a crime? The Bible says it is OK so it must be. God will protect Levi from any persecution. What can the heathen homer Elton John do? He has no power.

Pastor Levi, I'd take your daughter off your hands but I already have a wife.

MitzaLizalor 11-03-2010 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Cindy Lou Jenkins (Post 628994)
True. Why would anyone pay for a woman?

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

China is very heathen. Additionally paganism is on the increase. Have you seen this documentary? If Mr. Jenkins permits I would recommend viewing it - money is not paid for the woman as such, but is paid & women are necessary.

I do not have any daughters, but if I did I would never sell them to China!

Foul Nazi Pig 11-03-2010 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Imam Rashik (Post 629000)
You would be only worth one SAR.

Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

Lycia The Repentant 11-03-2010 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Foul Nazi Pig (Post 629528)
Good! That means it would be harder to sell me!

What makes you think anybody is in the market for national socialist swine? <_<

JustinBeiberr 11-04-2010 02:27 AM

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yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

Levi Jones 11-04-2010 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JustinBeiberr (Post 629990)
yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

Chapter and verse from the Holy Bible that backs up your ridiculous claim, please. :angry:

PunkAnarchist 11-05-2010 12:20 PM

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I should surley consider you guys a threat to several communities..
I hope ya churche gets burned down.. rlly hope.. cunts

MitzaLizalor 11-05-2010 01:10 PM

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You need to post on the introductions forum and tell us how you heard about God's excellent lovingkindness - and perhaps if you listened to the youtube clip in Associate Pastor of Theology Levi Jones' signature it would be a calming moment for you. Psalm 107:43 1611

Cindy Lou Jenkins 11-05-2010 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JustinBeiberr (Post 629990)
yaw dog i did not know jesus is a pimp so it's true hes black

The Bible says that Jesus was white.

Revelation 1:14 (King James Version) 14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;


Song of Solomon 5:10 My beloved is white and ruddy, the chiefest among ten thousand.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

metalisNOTmusic 11-08-2010 06:21 AM

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Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

BelieverInGod 11-08-2010 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Genesis 34:12 Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

Exodus 21:7 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.

Exodus 22:17 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

There`s nothing wrong with a Dowry

MitzaLizalor 11-08-2010 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

If a daughter has been raped, of course the price is fixed @ $476.24 (spot silver at time of posting)
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Pastor Jones, as Associate Pastor of Theology, does not bring up daughters to be prostitutes therefore his daughter has not been raped and the price is not fixed.
Leviticus 19:29

metalisNOTmusic 11-10-2010 05:30 AM

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"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

BelieverInGod 11-10-2010 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 633930)
"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

Somewhere in the Bible? Please find scripture to back that up.

despising david 11-10-2010 05:45 AM

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I have to ask why it is that these athiest's have tried to derail the topic of how much your daughter is worth. If it was ungodly to sell your daughter Zeke would not have posted this in the first place because the thought would not have entered his mind. Just another instance of Athiest's trying to get away from a Godly conquest.

Lisa H 11-10-2010 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 633930)
"and his eyes were as a flame of fire"

Yeah, and somewhere in the bible, it says that Jesus had nothing special about him. He looked like a normal person. Do normal people have flaming eyes?

Have heard someone say, "her eyes twinkled like stars".
Does it mean she has stars for eyes? Of course not. Think about what you post next time.

despising david 11-18-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Excuse me if it is so wrong why do people buy children legally under the farse of adoption? If I'm not mistaken most adoptions cost about twenty to thirty thousand dollars to ship some godless bastard child from Africa or China. Not even a good Christian kid, so by this standard not only is this girl a better made person, she is at a realistic price, considering that one would have to do atleast 2 to 3 time's the physical correcting, English teaching, house training
( only if african child due to them being used to using the street's as bathrooms) feeding,(due to them being gluttonous snob's) and anything else!
That seems like a burden that will never end if you ask me!

handmaiden 11-18-2010 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.


Get with the program. In the Bible, children are property. Wives are property, too.

The Bible is very clear in affixing values to all sorts of things. The only thing not assigned a precise economic value is a person's soul.


And don't go calling names and accusing us of being hateful and hard-hearted. People get tax deductions for their children. They sue doctors and schools and individuals for large sums of money if their kids are killed.

Others pay money to adopt (mentioned in another post) and still others pay even larger sums of money to conceive their own biological progeny.

Sperm "donors" get paid. Gestational surrogates get paid, (less, btw, when the numbers are crunched).

People talk all the time about the value of "love" and other (supposed) intangibles. But when push comes to shove, everything in this earth and on this earth can be reduced to its monetary worth.

Prostitutes get paid for one service, and soldiers get paid for another. And day-care workers--the ones we trust with our darling young children-- get paid worse than either of these job categories.

Seriously dude, you couldn't get anyone to kill your enemies or fork your friends for a day-care employee's salary.

Realistically Yours,

Handmaiden

silverspirit2001 12-09-2010 01:21 AM

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I would bid, but I don't think I am a true enough Christian yet. :(

Also, would you consider trading her in foreskins?

"Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife." Samuel 18:27

If you have any particular enemy you would like me to smite, I will get you 50 - since she is not a princess.

MarcoPolo 12-10-2010 08:44 PM

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Isn't this considered slavery? I should totally call the authority on your ass.

Levi Jones 12-10-2010 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MarcoPolo (Post 651471)
Isn't this considered slavery? I should totally call the authority on your ass.

I don't believe so. Young people can get married with parental consent. A dowry is fine as long as it is reported to the tax authority.

Dowry is also biblically sanctioned as per Genesis 34:12

12Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

The Bible also says a man has the right to sell his daughter as a maidservant.

Exodus 21:7-11
7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

MaharishiRajaHari 12-11-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones (Post 651485)
I don't believe so. Young people can get married with parental consent. A dowry is fine as long as it is reported to the tax authority.

Dowry is also biblically sanctioned as per Genesis 34:12

12Ask me never so much dowry and gift, and I will give according as ye shall say unto me: but give me the damsel to wife.

The Bible also says a man has the right to sell his daughter as a maidservant.

Exodus 21:7-11
7And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
8If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
9And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
10If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
11And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

Well if you get a good price ha-ha just joking this is bad thing you see
this is a hateful thing that you doing. you don't want to talk about it.
You must love and take care of your daughter as you are her benefactor and you must love and respect her, if you don't do this you will build up bad Karma and do yourself great harm on your souls journey into the rainbow river on the Bardo

Paul Emanuel 12-11-2010 11:39 PM

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A rainbow river? Did you hit your head too hard?

MaharishiRajaHari 12-12-2010 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Emanuel (Post 652423)
A rainbow river? Did you hit your head too hard?

I'm refering to the rainbow bridge meditation practising

Look it up learn more here or do a google searching

Soul-oneness-astral-brother in oneness forever I can see your a Soul seeking source you can find it if you want it and the light your higher self in guiding you to the light energy

Blessing of Krishna

Cranky Old Man 12-12-2010 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaharishiRajaHari (Post 652456)
Soul-oneness-astral-brother in oneness forever I can see your a Soul seeking source you can find it if you want it and the light your higher self in guiding you to the light energy

If I am in the dark I just pull the light switch. Do you ever make sense?

Pastor Ezekiel 12-12-2010 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaharishiRajaHari (Post 652456)
I'm refering to the rainbow bridge meditation practising

Look it up learn more here or do a google searching

Soul-oneness-astral-brother in oneness forever I can see your a Soul seeking source you can find it if you want it and the light your higher self in guiding you to the light energy

Blessing of Krishna

This is a Christian forum. Go worship your demons somewhere else.

MaharishiRajaHari 12-12-2010 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 652458)
If I am in the dark I just pull the light switch. Do you ever make sense?

Hallo soul group brother you are seeking the light yes
The lighting I speaking of is the total light of Love total awareness of the mind and soul body of the all presence super being which is the you

Krishna blessing you

James Dewitt 12-13-2010 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MaharishiRajaHari (Post 652867)
Hallo soul group brother you are seeking the light yes
The lighting I speaking of is the total light of Love total awareness of the mind and soul body of the all presence super being which is the you

Krishna blessing you

I think I am going to barf! John Lennon was killed by Jesus 30 years ago, give it up and get a job ya damn hippie.

Bible Student 12-14-2010 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 627743)
Jesus was a self-employed carpenter:

MARK 6 1611
2 And when the Sabbath day was come, he began to teach in the Synagogue: and many hearing him, were astonished, saying, From whence hath this man these things? And what wisedome is this which is giuen vnto him, that euen such mightie workes are wrought by his hands?
3 Is not this the carpenter, the sonne of Mary, the brother of Iames and Ioses, and of Iuda, and Simon? And are not his sisters heere with vs? And they were offended at him.

And his family was rich to boot. First consider Matthew 2:1-11. Now just how much would the King of Kings receive as a tribute by Wise Men who traveled about 1000 miles to worship him? Well perhaps considering another great king, but certainly not the King of kings, Solomon we see in I Kings 10:14 -- Now the weight of gold that came to Solomon in one yere, was five hundred, threescore & six talents of gold. Now a talent was about 3,000 shekels (Exodus 38:24-29) which equals 60 minas (1Kings 9:14) which is about 34.5 kilograms (Matthew 18:24) or even 75 to 98 pounds of gold (Revelation 16:21). Considering a price of gold is $1403 an ounce (it took a slight dive) or $22,448 a pound. So one talent would be worth $2,199,904. 566 of them would be worth $1,245,156,984 more or less. Now the gifts given to Solomon to build his temple were estimated to be worth 174 billion dollars. [Take my word for it as the calculations are complex,] Ergo the Wise Men made Jesus' family rich. Why else would he know so much about wealth, finance, the rich, and royalty? Because he hung out with them. Many a bible verse tells us he was at one rich man's house or another.

Levi Jones 12-14-2010 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MaharishiRajaHari (Post 652262)
Well if you get a good price ha-ha just joking this is bad thing you see
this is a hateful thing that you doing. you don't want to talk about it.
You must love and take care of your daughter as you are her benefactor and you must love and respect her, if you don't do this you will build up bad Karma and do yourself great harm on your souls journey into the rainbow river on the Bardo


I realize you people follow the Hindu religion much like Mormons follow Christianity.

Still, in your peaceful placid cow religion, there are multiple burnings over there not being a large enough dowry.

MitzaLizalor 12-14-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Considering a price of gold is $1403 an ounce (it took a slight dive) or $22,448 a pound.

spot gold @ $1403 [ozt]
pound of gold = $16,836 [troy]

Baptist Grizz 12-14-2010 08:58 PM

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I must first of all apologise for not making an introduction thread, I will soon do that. I just had to quickly make an account and bid for this fantastic offer!
I will place my bid at $26,500

I would like to know a few details though, does this item come with free post and package and also will it be delivered by a courier or will I have to collect it from my local depot?

Many thanks,
Grizz.

James Hutchins 12-14-2010 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Baptist Grizz (Post 654490)
I must first of all apologise for not making an introduction thread, I will soon do that. I just had to quickly make an account and bid for this fantastic offer!
I will place my bid at $26,500

I would like to know a few details though, does this item come with free post and package and also will it be delivered by a courier or will I have to collect it from my local depot?

Many thanks,
Grizz.

Please PM me your banking information. Once the funds are verified and the transfer is complete, we will FedEx you your documentation and include a check for all shipping expenses. This can take up to 120 days and we ask you be patient.:thumbsup:

Sam_the_saved 12-14-2010 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by metalisNOTmusic (Post 632879)
Are you people seriously selling children like property?
That is just wrong on so many levels.

Brother, I too remember my days of ignorance. They were terrible, sinful times for me. But, like Job before me, I was saved.

Then a spirit passed before my face; the hair of my flesh stood up.
Job, 4. 15

The holy ghost touched me. Now unbeliever you must realize that the lords word is all that is good and true.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Exodus 20:17

Daughters, like a wife or a female slave are mere women. And we are told often in the books of the lord that women are not really people. They are more an outgrowth of man, a tool, designed by god in all his wiseness to provide us with a means of producing more children in his glorious image. You were mistaken when you said that we were thinking of selling "children like property" as that implies that the thing involved is a person. No, we are simply committing the godly act of "selling property."

Lycia The Repentant 12-14-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam_the_saved (Post 654549)
Daughters, like a wife or a female slave are mere women. And we are told often in the books of the lord that women are not really people. They are more an outgrowth of man, a tool, designed by god in all his wiseness to provide us with a means of producing more children in his glorious image. You were mistaken when you said that we were thinking of selling "children like property" as that implies that the thing involved is a person. No, we are simply committing the godly act of "selling property."

"We"? I don't recall seeing you at church before, friend. <_<

Anyways, you seem to have made a small, yet important, mistake in your summary. Women, though we are inclined towards foolishness and sinfulness, are people, its just that the Bible does not have any prohibitions against selling people. Of course, being a mere women myself, I may have misunderstood scripture, and would gladly accept a rebuking from a Godly man such as a pastor if I am wrong.

Also, please take care to capitalize pronouns when referring to Him, friend.

cazoofool 12-14-2010 10:46 PM

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So, your selling off your daughter, someone you are meant to love and care for, as a form of prostitution and forced labour to someone you have never met, to a paedophile. And here silly me thought marriage was about love and caring and wishing to spend the rest of your life with someone, but apparently no, just cheap labour and free sex.

WinnerNotSinner 12-14-2010 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cazoofoo (Post 654585)
So, your selling off your daughter, someone you are meant to love and care for, as a form of prostitution and forced labour to someone you have never met, to a paedophile. And here silly me thought marriage was about love and caring and wishing to spend the rest of your life with someone, but apparently no, just cheap labour and free sex.

Lets not kid ourselves, young girls are next to useless, they lack the basic cognitive ability their male counterparts and are LESS THAN HALF as strong in the upper body. The Bible helps tell us how we can use girls in a productive and economically advantageous way - by selling them. How is saving their souls for eternity not "loving and caring"? Would you rather she burned in hell? You disgust me. :bad:

Are you calling Levi's daughter a prostitute? :angry: You're on thin ice, boy, and the Devil will be under it when it breaks.

Bible Student 12-15-2010 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 654186)
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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Considering a price of gold is $1403 an ounce (it took a slight dive) or $22,448 a pound.
spot gold @ $1403 [ozt]
pound of gold = $16,836 [troy]

You would be correct if troy were used. However the troy pound is no longer in use, and most biblical conversion methods use avoirdupois even when speaking of precious metals. Or at least many of the ones I have come across. But either way that is till a boatload (or hundred) of money.

Pastor Ezekiel 12-15-2010 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by cazoofoo (Post 654585)
So, your selling off your daughter, someone you are meant to love and care for, as a form of prostitution and forced labour to someone you have never met, to a paedophile. And here silly me thought marriage was about love and caring and wishing to spend the rest of your life with someone, but apparently no, just cheap labour and free sex.

We care about JESUS you imbecile!! Read the Bible!! :rtfm:


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