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Pastor Ezekiel 02-08-2011 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691016)
Someone seriously needs to report this to the police. This is disgusting.

Feel free to report us for being True Christians™ who follow the Holy Bible to the letter, as God commands. :haha:

Areyouguys_serious 02-08-2011 05:26 AM

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Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

BelieverInGod 02-08-2011 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

Please point out in which state bride prices are illegal.

Master Gordon 02-08-2011 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

I think you are an idiot and maybe a mormon. :angry:

I will pray for you damned soul....

StandBack 02-08-2011 02:58 PM

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Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?

Lost Sheep McUinnean 02-08-2011 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by StandBack (Post 691204)
Maybe if you post pictures of your daughter?

I don't see what looks have to do with it really. Inner beauty is the important thing.

James Dewitt 02-08-2011 04:04 PM

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OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.

Bible Student 02-08-2011 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by James Dewitt (Post 691224)
OK Levi, I have waited for sometime to see how the bidding has progressed. Here is my offer.

1 $10,001 dollars US CASH.
2 a brand new pick up truck, any make and model, your choice.
3 100 acres of good bottom land.

Did you perchance surruptitiously see a picture of her? That seems a bit more than 50 silver shekels.

MitzaLizalor 02-08-2011 09:15 PM

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The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post

Bible Student 02-08-2011 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 691388)
The Bible doesn't limit the price in this case as I understand it. link to earlier post

I hadn't yet had my morning coffee at the time I posted that.

Zachariah Do-Good 02-10-2011 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Areyouguys_serious (Post 691019)
Will do. I think selling your 13 year old daughter may be against the law you sick freak. Enjoy jail!

I don’t see that the bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god who will love and nurture her and train her in his divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!

MitzaLizalor 02-11-2011 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Zachariah Do-Good (Post 692282)
I don’t see that the bible The Bible condemns selling your daughter to a worthy man of god God who will love and nurture her and train her in his His divine works. You sound atheist! enjoy hell!

1. PROPER NOUNS

2. THE BIBLE - the title of this book is "The Bible" or "The Holy Bible" (not just "Bible") and so the definite article "the" is a part of the title and capitalised: The Bible.
Two other examples from the secular world of film/novel/soap opera titles:
The Getting of Wisdom (title of a novel, also made into a film - link is to a film review);
The Bold and the Beautiful first "the" capitalised - it's part of the title of this soap opera - link is to CBS "watch episodes" site where you can see how they spell it themselves.

3. Picture of a 1611 edition (I've used a larger reproduction so spelling can more easily be seen):


4. A recent edition:


EDIT:
DO NOT READ
The Getting of Wisdom. It is an incitement to lesbianism.
DO NOT WATCH The Bold and the Beautiful. It is an incitement to everything else. Especially any "wedding" scenes. What a travesty!

Zachariah Do-Good 02-11-2011 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 692841)

Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving devine names the proper respect they deserve

Forgive my poor grammar I will work harder on giving divine names the proper respect they deserve.

Ramous 02-12-2011 01:07 AM

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Are you piffleing kidding me? I mean I knew all of you people were piffleed up but selling a child? Christpiffle I mean I knew Yahweh was a total prick and all you people are just blinded by fear but I didnt actually think you STILL resorted to things this piffleing stupid.

Selling a child... if I ever meet you in person I've got a shotty shell with your name on it prick.

Evolution happened
the earth is more than 10,000 years old
the earth is round
the earth is not in the center of the solar system
there are other planets that have the right properties to sustain life
Gravity exists
Jesus was killed BY ROMANS NOT JEWS YOU piffleING IDIOTS
The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE

I always thought religious people were idiots but your forum is just wrong in every way, shape, and form. You people are stupid and need to be PUT DOWN FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY (if that sounds evil, your god has done it (crusades))

Dutch Girl 02-12-2011 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693403)
The bible is bullshit and FILLED TO THE piffleING BRIM WITH NONSESE

And so is your post :D.

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?

Ramous 02-12-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 693407)
And so is your post :D.

Do you really think saying bad things will solve anything?

No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

James Hutchins 02-12-2011 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693415)
No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

You are just jealous because no one wanted to buy any of yours.:innocent:

Conn30r 02-13-2011 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ramous (Post 693415)
No but it makes me feel good to vent about things that piss me off so much... like the sale of a child... or the ignorance of creationists.

Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.

James Hutchins 02-14-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Conn30r (Post 694436)
Trust me, I have felt the same way. You don't have to get angry. They feed off of it. You can't show anger. It is what these "people" want.

This is not a pick up web site like AOL. Please cease 'hitting' on other members.

We do not get angry. Why do you people think we get angry. We have nothing to be angy about as we have Jesus by our sides. In times of trouble or confusion, we simply look to Him for the answer.
Ezekiel 8:18 Therefore will I also deal in fury: mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity: and though they cry in mine ears with a loud voice, yet will I not hear them.

HeIsMyRock 02-25-2011 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 627696)
Care to point out where in the Bible it says selling your children is wrong? Book, chapter and verse please.

Wait. Weren't you a prostitute? Shouldn't you of all people be against selling another human being since it is what you used to do?

Ps. Did you dress in red and work in babylon when you were a prostitute?

Lycia The Repentant 02-25-2011 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700673)
Wait. Weren't you a prostitute? Shouldn't you of all people be against selling another human being since it is what you used to do?

Yes, I am an ex-prostitute. No, I did not sell people into service as maids.

A-are you aware of what prostitution is? :dunce:

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Ps. Did you dress in red and work in babylon when you were a prostitute?
Oh, very funny Godmocker. I am not the Whore of Babylon. :thumbdown:

However, thank you for your persecution. It only proves I am blessed. :innocent:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."
Matthew 5:10-12

HeIsMyRock 02-25-2011 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 700676)
Yes, I am an ex-prostitute. No, I did not sell people into service as maids.

A-are you aware of what prostitution is? :dunce:



Oh, very funny Godmocker. I am not the Whore of Babylon. :thumbdown:

However, thank you for your persecution. It only proves I am blessed. :innocent:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you."
Matthew 5:10-12


First of all I am aware of what prostitution is, and I'm not trying to persecute you. I'm just sincerely concerned for the girl you are all discussing. I get it. You don't believe women are really people in their own right. "The woman who fears God will be the most praised". Shouldn't an ex-prostitute, of all people, be against selling other people for anything, not just fornication?

Lycia The Repentant 02-25-2011 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700692)
First of all I am aware of what prostitution is, and I'm not trying to persecute you. I'm just sincerely concerned for the girl you are all discussing. I get it. You don't believe women are really people in their own right. "The woman who fears God will be the most praised". Shouldn't an ex-prostitute, of all people, be against selling other people for anything, not just fornication?

No, where did you get that idea? Why would God give us pricing guidelines for people if it wasn't OK? :huh:

"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels."
Leviticus 27:3-7

HeIsMyRock 02-25-2011 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant (Post 700695)
No, where did you get that idea? Why would God give us pricing guidelines for people if it wasn't OK? :huh:

"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels."
Leviticus 27:3-7

Why would they have had councils in ancient times to put together the Bible, and pull a full parts out, if they were sure everything in there was a message straight from God?

Lycia The Repentant 02-25-2011 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700700)
Why would they have had councils in ancient times to put together the Bible, and pull a full parts out, if they were sure everything in there was a message straight from God?

Buddy, where are you going with this? Are you trying to say that our omnipotent Lord can't make sure that what's in the Bible is the right, divinely inspired scripture?

"The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever."
Isaiah 40:8

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 02-25-2011 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700700)
Why would they have had councils in ancient times to put together the Bible, and pull a full parts out, if they were sure everything in there was a message straight from God?

Not really. Most of the canon had already been set by the 3rd century. It was based on common usage and the exclusion of those wacky Gnostics.

Benedict A. Davis 02-25-2011 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700692)
First of all I am aware of what prostitution is, and I'm not trying to persecute you. I'm just sincerely concerned for the girl you are all discussing. I get it. You don't believe women are really people in their own right. "The woman who fears God will be the most praised". Shouldn't an ex-prostitute, of all people, be against selling other people for anything, not just fornication?

You sound as if prostitution is not fit conversation for mixed company. I have to disagree as our Lord has given 140 verses in the Bible on the subject. This is not a subject for hushed tones in back rooms friend.
One of the most famous Rahab is a prime example.
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As we confront her [history]she is a woman of faith, and not a woman of filth.She is intelligent and not immoral. She is an impressive person who is decisive, and she makes a choice to save her family at the risk of her own life. So much is noble about Rahab that it is easy to see why one of the spies fell for her. According to Jewish tradition one of these two spies later married her, and she became a part of Israel, and a mother in the blood line to Christ. Her son Boaz grew up to marry Ruth the Moabite, who was another Gentile. With a mother like her he had no fear of marrying a Gentile woman, for he knew they could be marvelous. God did also, for both of these Gentile women became a part of the blood line to the Messiah.Rahab possessed a keen intelligent mind. She kept up on current events, and she knew what the God of Israel had been doing. She listened to the news, and paidattention to the changing times. She was ready to change to fit the newcircumstances that history was bringing. She could see her people were doomed, and that the future was with Israel. She was prepared to act on her faith in that future. It was not a self-centered choice. She loved her family. She may have been the black sheep of the family, and may have been rejected for her decision to be a prostitute, but she did not reject them.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 02-25-2011 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HeIsMyRock (Post 700692)
First of all I am aware of what prostitution is, and I'm not trying to persecute you. I'm just sincerely concerned for the girl you are all discussing. I get it. You don't believe women are really people in their own right. "The woman who fears God will be the most praised". Shouldn't an ex-prostitute, of all people, be against selling other people for anything, not just fornication?

Prostituting a daughter is specifically prohibited.

Leviticus 19:29 Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

Selling a daughter is specifically allowed.

Exodus 21:7-8 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.


Who am I to believe, you or the Bible?

lightning166 02-25-2011 04:29 AM

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Honestly, what the piffle is wrong with you people? Selling your daughter into slavery is extraordinarily disturbing. People think that the worst things in this world are being done by terrorists, gangs, serial killers, and the like but they are wrong. It is you fundamentalist Christians who are screwing up the world. piffle what the bible says because the bible is bullshit. If God existed, you people would be the ones going to Hell. You would be the ones eternally damned, burning and being tortured until the end of time, paying for your unimaginable amounts of sin.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-25-2011 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by lightning166 (Post 700775)
Honestly, what the piffle is wrong with you people? Selling your daughter into slavery is extraordinarily disturbing. People think that the worst things in this world are being done by terrorists, gangs, serial killers, and the like but they are wrong. It is you fundamentalist Christians who are screwing up the world. piffle what the bible says because the bible is bullshit. If God existed, you people would be the ones going to Hell. You would be the ones eternally damned, burning and being tortured until the end of time, paying for your unimaginable amounts of sin.

No, what's extraordinarily disturbing is your rabid hatred of Jesus, who temporarily died on the cross for my sins. :angry:

Swedish_faggot 02-25-2011 10:48 AM

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I'll exchange you my son, hes 16 and pretty strong, could probably help you do some yardwork:thumbsup:

lightning166 02-25-2011 03:59 PM

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It seems that, despite my constant efforts to gain a substantial infraction point score, I have thus far been deprived of what I consider to be a great reward for my hard work. I am trying to break the high score but how can I get 1,600,000 points when you people refuse to cooperate and dispense the deserved points!? This is you if I don't get my points! :death: By the way, I am a Muslim :)

Benedict A. Davis 02-25-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by lightning166 (Post 700984)
It seems that, despite my constant efforts to gain a substantial infraction point score, I have thus far been deprived of what I consider to be a great reward for my hard work. I am trying to break the high score but how can I get 1,600,000 points when you people refuse to cooperate and dispense the deserved points!? This is you if I don't get my points! :death: By the way, I am a Muslim :)

I guess you need to add this to that big list you have written on your wall, you know the one.......................''Things I can't do very well.'' It must be getting very, very long these days.

lightning166 02-25-2011 06:51 PM

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There is no list of things I can't do very well on my wall. The unicorn bible states this in Isiah 14:23-34. Don't try to disprove that, because I am an expert at using completely irrelevant information from a book that is not credible, and that you clearly do not consider credible, to persuade you that my opinion is absolute and correct. :lex_12: <----(True Heroes) Praise Allah

AmIOutOfMyMind 02-25-2011 07:03 PM

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You may call yourself True Christians but after reading all this.. i think you all are out of your mind..all of you are nuts. You think you are doing a great job with everything around you? All of you are narrow minded. I randomly came across your site and i have never felt more disgusted in my life. Even though i was/am not a Christian.. but i used to regard Christianity rather highly..but you guys are psychos and need help..not each others help. but a doctors help. This is the 21st century.. and you need to know that

Brother Bartemeus 02-25-2011 07:07 PM

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Pator Levi,
God bless you in this horrible time of dispair. Remember that Jesus will always give you what you want if you pray hard enough. When I read your ad I felt God speaking to me in a way like no other. I'm not saying I saw the holy burning bush (it was a shrub) nonethless, I am prepared to make you a firm offer of $3,500.
Please let me know if I have won, or if I can be of service in anyway.

-Your Brother in Christ our Lord and Savior.

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 02-25-2011 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AreYouOutOfYourMind (Post 701049)
You may call yourself True Christians but after reading all this.. i think you all are out of your mind..all of you are nuts. You think you are doing a great job with everything around you? All of you are narrow minded. I randomly came across your site and i have never felt more disgusted in my life. Even though i was/am not a Christian.. but i used to regard Christianity rather highly..but you guys are psychos and need help..not each others help. but a doctors help. This is the 21st century.. and you need to know that

Why are you attacking us? We didn't write the Bible. Take your issues up with God as to why it is okay to sell your daughter into slavery.

AmIOutOfMyMind 02-25-2011 07:21 PM

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I wasn't trying to attack you. I just wanted to tell you to look around the world you are living in.. 90% in the world will consider the thing you practice and want to practice WRONG and idiotic.. and you still feel you guys are correct? and the rest of the world is mad??


Female children are of little importance in God's plan as they are as common as kittens at a shelter.
This is what one of your Brother wrote.. Was he delivered from heaven?? din't a woman give him birth?? Insane people!!



god never means anyone any harm i think its just how you interpret the writings... also assumimg god even exists..
go is the person u would want someone to be who has all ur moral beliefs within ...
god is the gudness inside u that u believe in .. that u still have
if u want me to argue or "attack " that god .. then im doing just that

Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson 02-25-2011 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AreYouOutOfYourMind (Post 701054)
I wasn't trying to attack you. I just wanted to tell you to look around the world you are living in.. 90% in the world will consider the thing you practice and want to practice WRONG and idiotic.. and you still feel you guys are correct? and the rest of the world is mad??

Jesus warned us that would happen.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

John 15:18-19 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

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Originally Posted by AreYouOutOfYourMind (Post 701054)
god never means anyone any harm i think its just how you interpret the writings... also assumimg god even exists..

It's just our interpretation? Friend, it's there in black and white.

Exodus 21:7-8 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.

AmIOutOfMyMind 02-25-2011 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson (Post 701061)
Jesus warned us that would happen.

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

John 15:18-19 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.



It's just our interpretation? Friend, it's there in black and white.

Exodus 21:7-8 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.





You might as well be the most understanding TRUE CHRISTIAN out here. And plus you are trying to explain everything.. But then selling your 13 year old daughter?! Is this guy out of his mind?! 13 years!! she is a kid..and he wants to sell her..DISGUSTING!!


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