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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?
Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds? |
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I will admit that we are a bit of a disadvantage here, being so close to Canada, but it appears that our blessed :true-american-2: armed forces are doing an excellent job in protecting us from LIE-beral supporters of that Prime Minister Justin person. Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull. Why, until you mentioned it, I had forgotten that it still even exists! |
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Oh dear, we ladies seem to have gone off-topic here. :birgits_giggle:I'm so sorry, Larry dear. |
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My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour |
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As for staying at a B&B, I might remind you that :landover-fancy: is not "The Lonely Hearts Club". I must say that I am not overly pleased with the description of the meeting, either, what with pouring wine over the blessed :kjv1611: and all. And, as far as I'm concerned, I would not be surprised if the good :lord-fancy: sends another infraction notice your way! Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of :true-fancy: teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at :forum-fancy:, and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many :true-fancy: contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker! |
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Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier. |
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1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; {...} I would escort of course for the journey as she isn't allowed to drive my car, and wait at a respectable distance while you two pontificate. |
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Would you get back to the business at hand? I am trying to save lives and souls here as soon as room service leaves. Still waiting on your boys, Joanna. Nothing like service to others in Jesus name.
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I have wonderful news. Though I won't be joining Larry's rescue mission effort, at his behest. I've been discharged officially, and am packing my bags for home. I was one of the last one to be given 97.8999% all clear, so there's still that minuscule chance a residue remains in my system, I am fit to return to beautiful America very soon. :)
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Anyway, efforts to come to Jesus are underway. I wish to return to the subject of Larry's rescue endeavours. I do wish I could have joined him, though understand the current circumstances cannot allow that; thus, I will support him in spirit from the safety of the USA. Will you be doing a video recording and interview special I could tape? |
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Update: Corona worse than expected!
Here in Hawaii we are enduring sunshine and temps in the 80s but Len and Brock, the pool boys, are doing great work. In the past two days we have made an attempt to defeat the devil but this virus is really bad so we have spent some time taking surfing lessons just to stay focused and not get bogged down in negativity. The luau was great and those hula dancers are awesome. Some had to stay in my suite last night because there was no room at the inn. Today I am supposed to meet by phone with some chinks that want to invest in America by starting something called shark lakes which is supposed to supply fin soup to hungry poor folk. I don’t know much about it but it seems harmless. Anything to help their illness ravaged economy. We hope to reach tens of more people before our mission ends and your donations can help with that effort. Oceanfront hotels are expensive but nothing brings you closer to Jesus than a good tan and serving others. I need to serve these fellows who just walked by so I gotta go for now. Hoping to share more success in my next update. |
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I have not been able to participate in these forums due to a virus on my computer (one of my sons tried to download some satanic music by Lady Guga or something like that) but I have been able to follow the threads, and Brother Larry, the work you are doing for Our Lord and Saviour warms my heart! You truly are a man of God :wub:
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