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Alphonse Alban 03-27-2014 11:03 PM

WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Brothers and Sisters, depravity of Darwinist monkey-worshiper does not stop on verbal and direct attacks on God. They also use animals against Christianity.
Here are just few examples of species that should be banned all together. Keep your children and loved ones away from these creatures perverted by evilutionists. List will be updated later on, feel free to add on the list yourself as well.



Great tit :angry:
There is nothing great about tits. This is some feminazi ruse to glorify filthy lady bits.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...reatTit002.jpg


Booby :angry:
Same thing here, trying to teach that it's OK to talk about boobies.
http://images.nationalgeographic.com...73_600x450.jpg


Sperm whale :angry:
One of the most deviant of all creatures. Spearhead of gaysexual agenda.
http://images.nationalgeographic.com...17_600x450.jpg


Woodcock :angry:
Another really perverted animal, made to promote self pollution with masturbation and making it cool to talk about tallywhackers openly.
http://www.stepbystep.com/wp-content...Woodcock-1.jpg


Horny toad :angry:
I don't even have words. This is shamelessly promoting fornication and premarital sex! Disgusting.
http://allaboutfrogs.org/weird/pictures/spdslzrd.jpg






Complete list of non-Christian animals so far :angry:
  1. Great tit
  2. Booby
  3. Sperm whale
  4. Woodcock
  5. Horny toad
  6. Pussy Willows
  7. Woodpecker
  8. Cockatoo
  9. Aardvark
  10. Cock
  11. Naked mole rat
  12. Cockchafer
  13. Dik dik antelope
  14. Rough-faced shag
  15. Hawaiian aholehole
  16. Titmouse
  17. Non-biblical asses
  18. Pink dolphin
  19. Pink fairy armadillo
  20. Geoduck
  21. Homotherium





Cranky Old Man 03-27-2014 11:22 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban (Post 1076947)
... tit ... boob ... sperm ... cock ... horny ...

This is why biology should be outlawed. The "science" of species is a complete hoax as the Holy Bible already mentions all creatures created by God and saved by Noah with help from God. All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations that only serve as an excuse to have gay sex. I never met a biologist who wasn't gay, that can not be a coincidence.

Didymus Much 03-27-2014 11:27 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1076956)
...All species not mentioned in the Bible are drug induced hallucinations...

Like cats?

Zechariah Smyth 03-27-2014 11:42 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1076960)
Like cats?

A lion's not a cat?

:wacko:

Didymus Much 03-27-2014 11:49 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth (Post 1076965)
A lion's not a cat?...

Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Cats aren't.

Therefore, cats aren't lions.

Alphonse Alban 03-27-2014 11:51 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man (Post 1076956)
This is why biology should be outlawed.

Amen, Brother! If we really, really look in to this matter, I'm sure we can find many more animals with names full of sexual innuendo. It does not stop even at animals, the whole nature has been perverted by monkey-worshipers. Just take a look at these.


Pussy willows :angry:
Seriously! I really don't want to have cooters thrown at my face in this manner! Damn you, Darwin!
http://philipschwarzphotography.file...12-3-_0913.jpg

Zechariah Smyth 03-27-2014 11:54 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1076969)
Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Lions are cats.

FTFY

:thumbsup:

Mother Of Seven 03-28-2014 12:20 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
These dogs, teaching children that the homer way of life is acceptable:


Shih-Tzu

http://images.fineartamerica.com/ima...-dabrowski.jpg


Poodle


http://www.easypetmd.com/sites/defau...odle%20(6).jpg


Cocker spaniel


http://mycockerspaniel.com/images/ch...bey_cocker.jpg

Alphonse Alban 03-28-2014 12:46 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1076979)

That's not even half of it, Sister. Those were not deviant enough for Darwin, so he had to name this as Cock-a-poo!


Alphonse Alban 03-31-2014 06:25 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 



Woodpecker :angry:
Pecker is just another name for tallywhacker, look above for Woodcock. Darwinian bird watchers are total sex maniacs.
http://thebirdpoint.files.wordpress...._1421_web1.jpg


Cockatoo :angry:
Yet another sex bird. Mean literally "Another penis".
http://herpindiego.com/Australia05/S...edCockatoo.JPG


Aardvark :angry:
I don't even know what the hell this is, or what does it means but I'm sure it's something perverted.
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a0105356...37c4970b-800wi

Skyfall 03-31-2014 11:17 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
What a very interesting thread. I remember wanting to eradicate some of the birds viewed in this thread but in Scotland and the rest of the UK owning a firearm isn't possible and air-rifles are under strict control.

Fantastic guide and thread.

YiC
Skyfall

Freddy Osborne 04-01-2014 12:38 AM

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:fear2:

Mother Of Seven 04-01-2014 01:02 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Oh my eyes!
:blind: :seestars:
The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.

Didymus Much 04-01-2014 01:07 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Frednekk (Post 1077862)
:fear2:

Is that Crisco?

Freddy Osborne 04-01-2014 02:53 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1077867)
Oh my eyes!
:blind: :seestars:
The men must have an extermination season coming up soon, surely!


And those atheists believe that we descended from those!!? Well, I suppose it's understandable that those filthy perverts might want to think that's true, but they're wrong.

I apologize for the graphic nature of the photo, Mother of Seven or is it Eight now?

Regardless, I should have warned all Godly women before posting such imagery- especially ones with innocent children.

I just hope that perverted dwarf see this and get any ideas.

Freddy Osborne 04-01-2014 02:55 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1077868)
Is that Crisco?

Preparation H I hope.

Basilissa 04-03-2014 02:16 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
As a sweet, innocent, inexperienced Christian lady, I can't even say the name of this evil animal:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7bvn6P23wQ...s400/GALLO.jpg

Just please, whatever you do, do not, I repeat, DO NOT perform a google image search for it. :fear2:

Mother Of Seven 04-03-2014 03:35 AM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
It looks like a rooster to me ;)


But I cannot understand why Noah chose to save these:


http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/1D/1D73...-with-foal.jpg


or these abominations:


http://www.woofahs.com/Turkish_Van.png

Alphonse Alban 04-24-2014 09:51 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 

Naked mole rat :angry:
I'm lost at words here, only perverts run around naked all the time. The shape of the this thing is also highly questionable. Why was Darwin always thinking about tallywhackers when he started making up these un-Christian names for animals?
http://naked-mole-rat.org/static/ima...ts_006_500.jpg

FemScout 04-25-2014 05:01 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
Awwww! You actually included it! But seriously, this had better be a joke. In reality (but I'm sure you're going to deny it anyway) these animals aren't perverted. Its all you. Saying these animals are sinful. But wait, didn't God say that even thinking about sinning is a sin? Well, technically that makes you all sinners, doesn't it? They are just names. And again, the naked mole rat, its called that because it is naturally born without fur. Please get your facts straight.


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