The Landover Baptist Church Forum - Why I'll never play with Kenny Chesney

It's no secret that I don't like retards. The way they drool, that curly hand thing they're always doing, and especially the way they talk... who in their right mind wants to see that crap? If you ask me they should all be put away in closets. Not imaginary closets like for queers, but real closets with locks on them, and bars if need be. They don't belong out in the open.

Kenny Chesney kissed a retard and stuck his tongue down its throat. Did it right up onstage. There's a picture of it here that would make a billy goat puke -- I don't suggest looking at it. But the reason I brought this up is to remind you good folks why I don't play with secular artists anymore. All of them are perverts of some stripe. You got queers and jigs playing so-called country and now you got a country star with a retard fetish. I wonder if you can become a retard yourself just from kissing one, and if so, will anyone notice?

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Talk about dreams coming true! This young woman with Down Syndrome stood on stage, beside country superstar Kenny Chesney, and bared her heart in front of thousands of people in the audience. It was incredibly touching, folks.

With microphone in hand, the young lady says, "Just want you to know Kenny Chesney is my true love. He inspires me and I’m gonna kiss him right now on the lips." Kenny doesn't hesitate before wiping the sweat off of his face, which is a kind gesture in itself, and plants a kiss right on her lips! And the crowd goes wild.

This is a guy, by the way, who couldn't tell a C chord from a G string. The fact that a hack like him sold all those records makes me hang my head in shame for the music business. It's also widely rumored that he takes it up the ass, pardon my French.