Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus
 

Our beloved President Trump wanted to bring the troops home from Afghanistan. Now Sleepy Joe woke up just long enough to say to carry out Trump's wise policy. But, no President has seen the obvious solution, send missionaries to Afghanistan.

Here is what I am advocating. Once we get Pastor Zeke's new Airbus, we load it with rice and Pastor Zeke would fly it over there. The rice would be sold off the plane to pay for the trip.

Then, Pastor Zeke would hold a Christian revival meeting. Using a translator he would convert massive numbers to Jesus. Once converted, the natives would pray for prosperity and adopt capitalism. I could see McDonalds cropping up everywhere along with wide highways. People would abandon those ugly towels they wear and don MAGA ball caps.

Our government would only want certain preachers going over there. In addition to Pastor Zeke maybe Benny Hinn and a few others. No Catholics or liberal preachers.

Both the Russians and U.S. military failed in Afghanistan. Jesus will win it.

Biden admin to brief full Senate on decision to withdraw US troops from Afghanistan | Fox News

Re: Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus
 

Biden just wants to host a military victory parade, like the one he refused to allow Donald Trump. Watch Democrats about face and support the withdrawal just to spite the former President.

Re: Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus
 

We have to remember that it was that peanut farmer president Jimmy Carter that started all this Mujahideen stuff in Afganistan in the first place. He would have been better off using our B52's to carpet bomb Bibles (KJV1611) there to begin with - but that's why Carter became the worst president in history for his time (only to be surpassed by Obama, and now Biden).

Somewhere along the line around 2 million mooselimbs have been killed, and it's time for someone to "fact check" this mooselimb "72 virgins" theory. Of course that's not going to happen - due to cultural enrichment.

Re: Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus
 

:lol: That would mean that around one in every six living mooslim women was (a) dead and (b) a virgin. The first is obviously impossible and the second worse than that!

Re: Afghanistan: Bring Home Our Troops, Send in Jesus
 

Nuke Kabul? Seriously, we haven't atomized any heathens since 1945. Billions spent on nuclear weaponry, and we haven't used a damn one!