MAN WANTED: Who would like to meet my mother?
Hi y'all, this time it's not a dating request for myself, but instead for my dear mother; Dutchie.
That's her, in the centre. https://vgy.me/Op7V8V.jpg My mother has been there all my life, and I can say I really take after her; she is sweet, caring, fair and funny. :innocent: A real handful sometimes, but what mother isn't? Mr. Hoaring isn't in the picture anymore after a rocky divorce, so I speak for mum when I say she's now looking for fun beyond retirement and maybe a little more. ;) So come on, men! Who would like to butter my mother's muffin? :lol: |
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"Meet Christian singles" is the title of this section. I have my doubts she qualifies.
And, of course, we'd all like to know if her last name is "Whoring"? |
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No Johny, that's just the booby name you guys gave me. :boredom: Her name is Dutchie (nee Fletchingooch) Hoaring And of course she's a Christian. Look at that sweet, blessed face. I would hate the thought of her ever being Hell; getting flayed and raped. |
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The exceptions are older ladies who are very wealthy. If your mother is wealthy that information should be passed along. |
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If the one in "the center" is the brunette towards the back of the photo, behind the fat biker wearing gang colors, I'd be pleased to book a room at a hotel for a few hours so that we might get acquainted. Tell her I can pick her up from the airport and drop her off afterwards.
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And Johny, we come from modest means. She didn't come away with much from the divorce, but she does have a unique antique spoon collection that might be of interest. |
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Miss Gale, bless your heart! Maybe your mother will find a husband sooner if she repents of her ways, becomes a proper Christian woman and starts eating salads! My husband (God rest his soul) always said a man doesn't want a fat, sloppy wife. -Mrs. Elizabeth
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Sorry gentlemen, I know there was a long line, but my mother has now wed. Say hello to Mrs. Dutchie Fletchingooch Force-Hoaring Beaumont, and her interesting new husband, Dingus.
As once mentioned, mother had previously been divorced by Mr. Hoaring, whom I also married afterward, and too divorced due to irreconcilable complications. I always keep an eye out for anyone interested! Meantime, wish my ma the best! :lol: She still has child-making capacity surprisingly, which should make some happy here, I think. https://vgy.me/bUM1jz.jpg |
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Will you repent for your past sins and accept Jesus into your heart? |
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As long as I can still have fun, sure why not? :lol:
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1 Corinthians 6:18 - Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.Also, Ms. Gale, your shameless, hedonistic views are really ungodly! God wants you to focus on Him and doing His Divine Will, and not running around, self-pleasuring you. That is what sinful people and young children do (until they get the hedonism and satanism beaten out of them). You should focus on becoming a proper, Christian woman, for Jesus, can make a miracle, even out of you, so there is still hope and time! 2 Timothy 2:22 - Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.I'm praying for you dear! -Mrs. Elizabeth |
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Well then there is something seriously messed up with the Good Book if it claims that marriage is the end all to everything. I've grown wise to marriage ever since my father, Mr. Hoaring laid his hands on me when I was just a confused gal, and manipulated me into awful marriage, with him, my own father! Where was God when that happened? And the marriage court in my state did nothing to stop it either. So, I'm sorry if I'm not gun-ho for marriage quite just yet, but we all have our skeletons, and I'm just starting to live life and move on. Quote:
Maybe you aren't aware, but I have a new beau now, J-Tyrone, and maybe this is the miracle that God is giving me, after the series of unfortunate events He put me through prior. Maybe I will marry J-T, maybe we will have a bunch of beautiful, healthy children (which is doubtful as I'm in my 60's and quite past my child-bearing years, but you never know.). It's up to us and time will tell. Proverbs 21:17 - He that loveth pleasure [shall be] a poor man: he that loveth wine and oil shall not be rich. Well, it's a good thing I'm not a man! :thumbsup: |
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Don't lose hope yet of birthing a son. In the Genesis 18:11, a woman named Sarah had yet to bear a son to her husband, Abraham. However, she managed to, via a miracle from God. You have time yet! While I was a pastor's wife, I will leave the more details of the question of where was God to a wise, Christian man. But from a simple level, God was there and He has a plan for you. You just have to obey. "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD." Isiah 55:8 teaches you that God's plans are great and are constantly at work. He turns all things for His will and good and will bring you good things as long as you obey Him, as stated in Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end." I'm praying for you! Mrs. Elizabeth |
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You're right Elizabeth. And let me tell you, J-T is such a wonderful man I am almost hoping that baby-making can be possible. :wub: I should mention, he is a Christian man, but from my time here, the definition of True Christian is a pretty narrow one. He can be good, sweet, loving, and devoted to Jesus, and yet we both could just be cast into Hell! :( It seems a little more complex than meets the eye, so forgive me if the subtleties of True Christian seem lost on me. |
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Plain and simple. :innocent: |
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Agreed! :thumbsup: |
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