Wives take note: Unicorn BBQ recipe
I like to think that I've tasted every meat there is. Yes, I have filled my mouth with every exotic meat that can be found. All except one.
I am talking, of course, about unicorn. Don't give me any nonsense about unicorn being hard to come by, they are easy to find in the Bible (see footnote) and everybody knows Wal-Mart has EVERYTHING. Less chatting, more searching, ladies. And no excuses about not knowing how to cook it, the recipe is on the internet: Like all proper recipes, it's BBQ: http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/...898d970d-500wi The best part is the head, so it goes to the man of the house: http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/...8a06970d-500wi And like anything worthwhile it's wasteful enough to give environmentalists a case of the hissy-fits: http://britishlibrary.typepad.co.uk/...891b970d-320wi Footnote: Quote:
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Re: Wives take note: Unicorn BBQ recipe
After a barbecued unicorn glut, my Pa always used to let us kids use the horn to roast marshmallows with...after he beat ma bloody with it for over-cooking the unicorn, of course. Good times...
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