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BibleReader2231 01-06-2020 01:40 AM

How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.

Johny Joe Hold 01-06-2020 04:02 AM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 (Post 1262952)
I saw my Pa go through my neighbor’s owners manual to help him adjust the tow bar on his 2020 Land Rover. I figured some of the wealthy blessed people of Freehold perhaps have one and wanted to pass along the tidbit of information my Pa found.

Landover Baptist provides vehicles for all of our pastors. The Land Rover has been found to be too slow--our pastors have appointments and business to attend to and need to move fast.

Only Cadillac Escalades have been used for several years. The 2020 models arrived at the Church a few days ago.

I Man Rastafari 01-06-2020 05:40 AM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
Greetings!

I myself have long desired to have a Range Rover but so far my finances have not allowed I this much needed necessity. I see them every day in Georgetown which is near Washington DC where I am currently a student at Georgetown University but they are all owned by white people who drive around in them drinking coffee from Starbucks which is a coffee shop where rich with people go. These Range Rovers are priced too high for a Black man to afford which is racist. Maybe Kanye has one or maybe Oprah.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

MitzaLizalor 01-06-2020 06:32 AM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
"To strongly doubt" may be a disputed verb, but who on earth owning a Land Rover would not know about tow bars?

WilliamJenningsBryan 01-06-2020 06:56 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.

The Land Rover image harkens back to the glory days of the old British colonial empire where shithole countries with little or no roads required a robust 4-wheel drive vehicle to exploit the resources of Third World countries. David Attenborough was fond of using these vehicles in his nature films - outpacing a heard of charging elephants across the African savanna.

These days the Land Rover has a reputation of being the most unreliable vehicle manufactured on the planet. This is hardly an endorsement for purchasing this outrageously priced vehicle - particularly if you are planning on using it to protect yourself and your family from bands of feral nigras and roving zombie Antifa gangs in modern dystopian urban cities run by Democrats.

Just ask yourself if Jesus would ever buy a Land Rover.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-06-2020 07:43 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1262972)
From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole. Then it looks like an exposed gas tank on the upper right - reminiscent of the fiery deaths in the old Ford Pinto.

Would that explain the pool of liquid underneath the vehicle, despite the fact that the photo appears to have been taken indoors?


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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1262972)
Just ask yourself if Jesus would ever buy a Land Rover.

Oh, thank you for the laugh, Brother!

Basilissa 01-06-2020 08:58 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1262972)
From the picture it looks like those rear suspension arms are pretty low to the ground - hardly enough to avoid damage when hitting the average urban pot hole.

That doesn't seem helpful for driving off road in some shithole country, either.

BibleReader2231 01-08-2020 01:25 AM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
I’m not sure what’s going on as I’ve never felt a towbar in my hand. I don’t think I’ve ever had a towbar anywhere near my body in fact so I’m not sure I could perform the firm grasp needed to adjust and rotate it. My Pa sure seemed to be a pro at it though so I’m sure he’s had to hold onto several curved towbars back in his hay day.

Elmer G. White 01-08-2020 12:39 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
I find this discussion extremely troubling.

Land Rover is not an American car. That should be enough justification not to ever purchase it, nor have any interest in its tow bars that look like tallywhackers. Land Rover is since the early 2000's an Indian car. Previously, it was based in England, a shithole country that is owned by the false Christian Church of England and by their Queen whose spouse pretends to be a living god. He is not.

https://www.thevintagenews.com/wp-co...9/kwwn4leb.jpg

The aforementioned "living god" uses Land Rovers to kill innocent people.

https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_..._330/image.jpg

God has warned us about using foreign products. This does not include U.S. products even if they are foreign in foreign countries because Jesus meant the other countries when He spoke about "foreign" stuff. Foreigners should not partake in anything that is innocent and Holy and everything that concerns True Christians™ falls into that category.

Exodus 12:45
A foreigner and an hired servant shall not eat thereof.

Land Rovers are sodomistic tools to infiltrate our pristine prairies. Initiating a discussion about them is highly suspicious and requires powerful prayers and exorcisms as a True Christian™ defense strategy. Q. E. D. Habeas corpus etc.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

BibleReader2231 01-09-2020 09:30 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
Oh dear. I simply had no idea. As a female, I’m ignorant about cars and trust the men I am around to work on them. What should someone do if they have a neighbor who drives the aforementioned vehicle Brother White?

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 01-09-2020 09:49 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 (Post 1263062)
Oh dear. I simply had no idea. As a female, I’m ignorant about cars and trust the men I am around to work on them.

I confess I remain puzzled as to why you even raised this supremely dull and irrelevant question, Maxine - if indeed it was a question?

BibleReader2231 01-10-2020 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1263063)
I confess I remain puzzled as to why you even raised this supremely dull and irrelevant question, Maxine - if indeed it was a question?

I’m afraid only God knows the answer to that question as I don’t even remember. I’m much too busy looking up pie recipes to remember. I was just impressed with how quickly my smart Pa pulled out the tow bar to make it longer. I want to say he looks like a pro when he does that sort of stuff. It’s a new part of what I hope to find in a future husband.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 01-11-2020 03:55 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
Quick question - does anyone know how to remove hair and bone that's stuck behind the front bumper? And rear. You can't see it but it's starting to smell like burritos.

BibleReader2231 01-12-2020 12:17 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1263120)
Quick question - does anyone know how to remove hair and bone that's stuck behind the front bumper? And rear. You can't see it but it's starting to smell like burritos.

I’m afraid you might have to buy a new car. If you have Messicant stuck in there, it’s a pain to get out. Go over to Texas and you’ll have a Messicant offer to sell you macaroni art. You say no, but they still stand there and try to sell you a handmade soap dish fashioned like a penguin. You say no thank you go away, and what do they do? They try to sell you a wooden turtle.

Vengeance Puriel 01-16-2020 05:13 PM

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I’m afraid you might have to buy a new car. If you have Messicant stuck in there, it’s a pain to get out. Go over to Texas and you’ll have a Mexican offer to sell you macaroni art. You say no, but they still stand there and try to sell you a handmade soap dish fashioned like a penguin. You say no thank you go away, and what do they do? They try to sell you a wooden turtle.

Trying to make money on what they have.

MitzaLizalor 01-16-2020 11:06 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by Vengeance Puriel (Post 1263312)
Trying to make money on what they have.

There's a reason why that's "what they have" — Christians have something else.
Psalm 1:1-4
1a Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly,
1b Nor standeth in the way of sinners,
1c Nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful.
20 But his delight is in the law of the LORD; and in his law doth he meditate day and night.
3a And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season;
3b His leaf also shall not wither;
3c And whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.
40 The ungodly are not so: but are like the chaff which the wind driveth away.

JakubDovac 01-26-2020 10:04 AM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
English cars are pretty decent... but the Englishmen need to stop putting the steering wheel on the wrong side! Or wait... if they always put it on the RIGHT side, then it can't be wrong, since the driver should always be RIGHT.

If we are honest, then we have no choice but to thank Deutschland for having cars...https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...path-prefix=de
And no, I would never own a Land Rover. British products are known to be of bad quality.https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/...path-prefix=de

Phil Ander 01-26-2020 01:57 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
If you want an off road vehicle you need to buy Ford or Jeep. Alternatively just use a jap hire car.


Phil

JakubDovac 01-26-2020 06:03 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander (Post 1263670)
If you want an off road vehicle you need to buy Ford or Jeep. Alternatively just use a jap hire car.


Phil

The Japanese Jeeps are less bad than the British ones, but pretty mediocre and forgettable. I wonder if I could care less about Japan. But here is the best Jeep. Good old Adolf would love it.

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Diesel Stanford 01-26-2020 06:48 PM

Re: How to adjust the tow bar in your 2020 Land Rover Defender Model
 
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Originally Posted by JakubDovac (Post 1263680)
The Japanese Jeeps are less bad than the British ones, but pretty mediocre and forgettable. I wonder if I could care less about Japan. But here is the best Jeep. Good old Adolf would love it.

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Adolf Hitler was not a Christian, he was a Roman Catholic, so his opinion is irrelevant.

And is that really what you call a car? Oh my.


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