Second 2016 Debate Liveblog
 

http://www.bloomberg.com/live

This debate will be in the "town hall" format, which means interacting with the audience, which means lots of opportunities for GROPER HILLARY to grope her victims. Here's an example of what to expect:



Update: IT BEGINS

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Do we really have to do this again? Seriously?

So who's moderating will be blamed for Donald's squeaky-voiced failure this time?

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So it turns out that Hillary has dropped out and now Bill Clinton is running for a third term.

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"You say 'who's making these deals'" actually what she said was...



...Oh who cares, she's black, she'll never vote for you.

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Oh dear, I just had the most irreverent thought. And I try to squash those as quickly as possible.

Many of us have seen one or more body-switch movies over the years. I suddenly had a very vivid image in my head of Hillary Clinton speaking in the manner of Donald Trump and vice versa.


This won't happen, of course. But I don't think that it's a sin to pray that it might.


Imaginatively Yours,


Handmaiden

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"When they grope low, we grope high" - Hillary Clinton

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Hillary: she's both too careless with email, and she's too careful because she deleted her emails.

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Donald: I'm a gentleman. :wub:

He's such a gentleman! :wub:

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They need some sort of deafening buzzer, or electro-shock, when they talk past their time.

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No! Why do you want to hurt The Donald (:wub:)? :(

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SHe just called George WASHINGTON A MUSLIM!

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Don't worry, he's a tough guy, a real survivor, he even survived the bone-spurs that kept him out of vietnam.

It was so tramatic, he suffered memory loss, he can't even remember which foot it was.

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Amen!

But, but, The Donald (:wub:) just said that he doesn't know anything about Russia!...

I'm so disappointed... I knew he should have hooked up with Sarah Palin instead of that Pence guy! :angry:

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She's controlled the whole senate (and congress?) for 30 years? Wow, Hillary is more qualified than I thought.

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Why doesn't Hillary mention that Republicans control congress? Is it because congress is so popular?

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Who is that moderator woman and why is she grilling The Donald (:wub:) on a subject (foreign policy) that he clearly doesn't wish to answer?! She should move one instead of repeating her stupid question! :thumbdown:

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Hillary just claimed to be a NAVY seal. THis debate is....Trippy.

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Candidates: endless interruptions and time overruns

Moderator: "Thank you very much, both of you"


*Audience laughter*

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Anybody else watching? Am I the last man standing?

How long did y'all hang in there? Let's find out who gets the silver medal in the pain olympics.

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Is Trump being too negative? I think he's sounding like this guy:

http://cdnvideo.dolimg.com/cdn_asset...12b92422c6.jpg