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Sister Cristina is no longer a nun

It is with a very sad tone that I'll announce that Suor Cristina, the singing nun, has decided that she's no longer a nun and she'll be a waitress in Spain instead.

Since the source is in Italian, I'll translate it for you:

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Originally Posted by Il Fatto Quotidiano

To see her without her veil is almost unrecognizable. Sister Cristina, the 2014 winner of The Voice Of Italy, has decided to leave consecrated life. Today she is Cristina Scuccia and faces her new life, always dedicated to the world of music. Recounting her choice was Scuccia herself on Verissimo. "If I look back I look at my path with a deep sense of gratitude. Change is a sign of evolution but it's always scary because it's easier to anchor yourself in your certainties than to question yourself. Is there such a thing as right or wrong? I believe that with courage one just has to listen to one's heart," said the nun with Italy's most famous voice in Silvia Toffanin's living room, specifying that she does not intend to abandon her faith journey and that she is grateful for everything she has experienced so far. "If I look back I look at my path with a deep sense of gratitude," Cristina confided, "but mine was a courageous choice. I chose to follow my heart without thinking about what people would say about me. I took a leap of faith and was worried that I would end up under a bridge, I used to repeat this to my psychologist. Instead, today I live in Spain and work as a waitress."

Born in 1988 in Vittoria (Ragusa) and raised in Comiso (Ragusa), she has thrilled and stunned the audience since her audition for the talent show The Voice of Italy by presenting a cover of Alicia Keys' "No One" and getting with the video of the performance more than 90 million views on YouTube in one week. During the edition of the Rai 2 talent show that saw her triumph, she duetted with the likes of Ricky Martin and Kylie Minogue. Preceded by a cover of Madonna's "Like a Virgin," her first album "Sister Cristina" (Universal Music Italia) was released in December 2014. The following year she is in the cast of "Sister Act," the musical directed by Saverio Marconi that sees her take on the role of Sister Maria Roberta, while in 2016 she is among the leads in "Titanic - The Musical." Also in 2016, she participated in the World Youth Day in Poland where she performed in front of more than 2 million people, took the stage at the Wroclaw Stadium in Wroclaw (Poland) for the "Singing Europe" concert, and was in the cast of the Christmas concert at the Lincoln Center in New York, a charity event of the Diocese of Brooklyn in support of the Futures in Education project.

Together with Swiss singer Patric Scott in 2018, he produced a cover of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah." In the same year he released the single "Happy," which anticipates his self-titled second album and which he presented live at JoyFest 2018 - Eucharist Seminars Festival in Jakarta. More than 200,000 young people attended his concert in Brazil at the 2018 Halleluya Festival. In June 2019 he takes the stage at the ForrásPont International Eucharistic Congress in Budapest, and in August 2021 he participates in the Festiwal Muzyki Chrzescijanskiej Jasna Góra in Czestochowa, Poland. Her voice reaches as far abroad, where she is hosted on several TV shows to talk about her deep faith and strong passion for music such as The Voice and Le Grand Show de Calogero in France, Helene Fisher Show in Germany, and Today Show in the United States. In 2019, she is among the contestants of the American talent show The World's Best airing on CBS and the 14th edition of Dancing with the Stars airing on Rai1.

I'm very sad that a beautiful voice like that of the former Sister Cristina has fallen from grace. :(

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1304747)

It is with a very sad tone that I'll announce that Suor Cristina, the singing nun, has decided that she's no longer a nun and she'll be a waitress in Spain instead.

Now that she's no longer a Papist, she can become a Christian and be saved. Glory!!!

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1304749)

Now that she's no longer a Papist, she can become a Christian and be saved. Glory!!!

Indeed, if not yet excellent then at least slightly promising news that the Papist swarm has finally started to recede. Nuns and abbeys are just a proxies for sodomy, which is well demonstrated by ample pictorial evidence. Female nuns often engage in mutual sodomistic behavior which will obviously lead their Repulsive Mothers into Hellfire (Romans 1:26).

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...GKrpY&usqp=CAU

Male nuns, much more abundant that one would guess at first glance, obviously also use the nunnistic locales for rectal sodomy.

https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-nbjf...121631.jpg?c=2

https://cdn.comedy.co.uk/images/libr...on_the_run.jpg

We can surmise that the abbey abysses are populated by Swedish men searching for partners in colonic copulation based on the well-known fact that nuns are lecherous. Jesus know that this would happen and had His prophet warn us! And we have taken that warning. Mr. Romeo, please Repent!

Isaiah 28:15
Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death, and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:

Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

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Our friend, Romeo, has inside information on what is happening behind Catholic walls. I'd like to know the role of sexual lust in her decision to cavort with men (or women)? These Sisters seem to have a lot of secrets.

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1304751)

Well, she is moving to Spain..

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1304751)

I have a suspicion that monasteries and convents originated as a way for Catlick families to get rid of homer sons and lezzy daughters. They just put them all together in a cloistered building out of sight out of mind. Orgies every night.

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1304751)

I'd like to know the role of sexual lust in her decision to cavort with men (or women)? These Sisters seem to have a lot of secrets.

I would also like to know more about this information. The pope himself admits: Even nuns watch porn, Pope says, warning of risks.

Risks, in case you were wondering, include "weaken[ing of] the priestly heart". He implores "Dear brothers, pay attention to this". I certainly will (not my brother). He does not explicitly mention the M word but we can all surely imagine a young nun sitting at her desk, alone, discreetly reaching under the habit with a clandestine hand, pulling aside her white panties with a practiced sleight of the wrist and vigorously counting the rosary bead. From there it's a small step to 24/7 nonstop banjo twanging in full view of the convent arranged in a circle all diddling themselves HARD in chorus until fingers are bloody and the head nun begs for satisfaction with a Febreze bottle. Right under the nose of his Popeliness.

This is no surprise to me, based on years of internet research. I would imagine Sister Cristina could no longer place faith in her weakened heart and had to leave.

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1304806)

Well, she is moving to Spain..

“In 2011, ten women in Bilbao, Spain, got together to publicly proclaim their self-love and marry themselves. It started out as a fun, rebellious act against traditional marriage, but in fact, they were tapping into something already underway globally. It’s called sologamy.”

https://www.bbc.com/reel/video/p0dcww6r/why-marrying-yourself-is-the-start-of-a-great-love-story

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A related event is happening in Rhode Island. There, a Bishop loyal to President Trump is being forced to resign. And who will replace him? Pope Francis has appointed a liberal homer-loving priest from New York City.

This is even more evidence Catholics have abandoned the True Christian mission of Jesus.

Pope Francis IDs successor to conservative Providence bishop (religionnews.com)

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If nuns are "married to Jesus" then they'd need to get an annulment when they stopped being nuns, whether they thought they could sing or not. As far as I'm aware, priests are not supposed to be married to Him - are they?

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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1304862)

https://religionnews.com/2022/11/24/pope-francis-ids-successor-to-conservative-providence-bishop/

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What an unfortunate photo they chose for that piece! I saw a street mime artist is a similar position once (but she was painted gold) which I presumed was a comment on certain lawmakers or judges or something like that. I am not a fan of street mime, its originality being about on par with its choreography. Why not throw an egg? At least that has a long and respected tradition behind it. (As does the arrest - and, the subsequent magnanimity* displayed by the lawmaker!)

*in most cases

But can you imagine if this "singing nun" creature and the [gerundives fail me] priest found one another at a sologamists retreat? Having abandoned what they thought was Jesus [we don't actually know what the priest thinks -ed.] who's to say they wouldn't abandon celibacy as well? And we need no imagination to appreciate what would happen next. Lots of little pronouns!

https://i.imgur.com/Pfli9rb.jpg
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/atta...4&d=1609706997
https://i.imgur.com/7tNdpqw.jpg https://i.imgur.com/UmLu0t8.jpg
https://www.landoverbaptist.net/atta...4&d=1609706997
https://i.imgur.com/3sm2TlN.jpg https://i.imgur.com/cbuFV1r.jpg

Pope Francis IDs successor to conservative Providence bishop (religionnews.com)

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Currently Sis- I mean Mrs Cristina is partecipating to the Italian reality show L'Isola dei Famosi. Things are looking pretty bad...

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1309001)

L'Isola dei Famosi

I hadn't heard of that; this was the shortest clip I could find.

There seem to be quite a few "singing nuns" and I wasn't sure which one was THE singing nun. Perhaps the one who looks at decadent art? I won't post any clips.

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Please show me the chapter and verse in the Bible which talks about Nuns.

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The traditions of Rome are just that: Romish traditions. The "pontiff" is not in any way a Christian concept and their temples were imported wholesale from the Greeks, albeit with the idols' names redone into Latin. That tradition in turn runs back by divers paths to Babylon and presumably before that to Sumer and the even earlier Ubaid/Uruk traditions. We know about that from writing, once it was invented, and objects found here and there mimicking what we see in Rome.

One such temple tradition relates to Vesta (the Greek Hestia) where a group approximating to nuns served in a similar capacity and venerating as "Mother" their overmistress. As you will see, all this must be far earlier than Christianity but with increasing territory and populations, more such entities would be called for and what could be more convenient than a combined temple cult?

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The Roman Vestals appear to have been under the patria potestas of the king, and, in republican times, of the Pontifex Maximus, who succeeded to some of the king's functions.

Perhaps some of the Roman kings were legendary but regardless of that, whatever functions they were supposed to have ended around 500 BC – and, since he stills uses the title, continuity from then to now rests with the pope.

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Strange as at first it may seem to find holy virgins assisting in operations intended to promote the fertility of the earth and of cattle, this reproductive function accords perfectly with the view that they were of old the wives at of the fire-god and the mothers of kings. On that view, also, we can understand why down to imperial times the Vestals adored the male emblem of generation, and why Vesta herself, the goddess of whom they were the priestesses and probably the embodiments, was worshipped by the Romans not as a virgin but as a mother.

https://archive.org/details/goldenboughstudy02frazuoft/page/228/mode/2up

So, as development from the Kingdom of Rome via the republic to The Roman Empire over many centuries saw changes, so from the amalgamation of all temples under a single pontiff to now have those changes continued.

We've got a pope.
We've got a Mother Superior.
What happened to the Vestal virgins?

Which is where we came in. That's about it from me. Don't expect to see any of this in The Bible though—unless denounced as demon worship—and although I don't recommend talking to priests, if you see one and enquire I'm sure you'll get some interesting lies. Otherwise, check Frazer's Father Jove and Mother Vesta, linked above, which is chapter sixteen of his book The Magic Art and the Evolution of Kings VOL. II.

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1309005)

There seem to be quite a few "singing nuns" and I wasn't sure which one was THE singing nun. Perhaps the one who looks at decadent art? I won't post any clips.

That clip is from the previous edition, Mrs. Cristina Scuccia didn't take part in that reality show until the last month. She is also no longer a nun.

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The only Singing Nun I was ever aware of was this one, an alleged woman from the imaginary "country" of Belgium who has been in Hell for nearly 40 years.

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1309052)

That clip is from the previous edition, Mrs. Cristina Scuccia didn't take part in that reality show until the last month. She is also no longer a nun.

Father Rovagnati--When a nun leaves with no explanation there is always suspicion she is pregnant. Do you have an information about this?

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Speaking of singing nuns, wasn't Whoopie Cushion Goldfarb a nun for a while?

That woman needs to make up her mind. One day she's black, the next she's jewish, and faster than you can say Bob's your uncle she's a Catholic, and a nun to boot. There are many different ways to lose your soul to Satan. Whoopsie should pick just one and stick with it.

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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1309068)

Speaking of singing nuns, wasn't Whoopie Cushion Goldfarb a nun for a while?

In Italian her movie is called "Una svitata in abito da suora" (translation: "A nutcase in a nun's habit") I guess that nowadays she is just a nutcase. :thumbdown:

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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey (Post 1309053)

The only Singing Nun I was ever aware of was this one, an alleged woman from the imaginary "country" of Belgium who has been in Hell for nearly 40 years.

https://www.23hq.com/23666/121095615...b_standard.jpg

:fear2: I made it seven seconds into that. Maybe he's thinking of the flying nun? She stopped being a nun and ran off with a truck driver ro something. I'd never seen it but heard the name somewhere. She sings. Slightly less worse than I'd expected.

WARNING: Contains a Singing Nun

Still dire though – and I kept the clip short but this has got to be the nun he's on about. And what an atrocious TV show (if that's what it was) with the mud slides! Vatican television must be appalling if that's on syndication. Were they nuns in that too? And the others probably priests. Maybe Romeo was one of them.

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1309052)

That clip is from the previous edition, Mrs. Cristina Scuccia didn't take part in that reality show until the last month. She is also no longer a nun.

Was that you on the slide and going under the rope webbing?