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Elmer G. White 06-01-2016 04:21 AM

North Korea Backs the Donald for President: "Trump is wise"!
 
Splendid news!

Praise Jesus and Pastor Ezekiel Fling Flint! For about a year Pastor Ezekiel has worked incessantly to bring the Good News of Jesus to the well- controlled and hard-working but hitherto pagan peoples of North Korea! Pastor Flint has been absent from these Godly Discussion Boards for a while now but based on the recent news we can now safely presume that he's been doing some world-leader-male-bonding with Mr. Kim Jong-Un.

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The ramifications are staggering. Not only is one of the greatest nations on Earth becoming True Christian™, this mission is also putting the final seal to the election of Mr. Donald Trump as the Next President of the United States of America. The North Korean authorities have now expressed their profound support of the Donald - this is exactly what the Donald needs to convince critical undecided voters to dismiss the Hillary.
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Han Yong Mook called the presumptive Republican nominee "wise" and a "far-sighted presidential candidate." "The president that U.S. citizens must vote for is not that dull Hillary
So True™:

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Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

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Trump told CNN's Anderson Cooper in March. "We are better off, frankly, if South Korea is going to start protecting itself ... they have to protect themselves or they have to pay us."
"Who knew that the slogan 'Yankee Go Home' would come true like this?," the DPRK Today article said. "The day when the 'Yankee Go Home' slogan becomes real would be the day of Korean Unification."
Verily, the Donald is going to go through the unification of this sad nation and eventually lead and rule it alongside Pastor Ezekiel and Mr. Un. There are quite a few souls to be won for Jesus also in the Southern part of the Korean peninsula.

In the United States there is widespread misunderstanding about the Juche-ideology that is condoned now by both Mr. Un and the Donald. Let us see what this political movement (and part of the U.S. future) us all about:
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The Juche idea is based on the philosophical principle that man is the master of everything and decides everything. It is the man-centred world outlook and also a political philosophy to materialize the independence of the popular masses, namely, a philosophy which elucidates the theoretical basis of politics that leads the development of society along the right path.
  • 1 Corinthians 11:3 - But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
  • Mark 1:3 - The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight [i.e., not gay].
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The realization of independence in politics, selfsufficiency in the economy and self-reliance in national defence is a principle the Government maintains consistently.
Don't meddle with Europe or Japan. Build the Wall! And it's going to be glorious!
  • Revelation 21:12 - And had a wall great and high, and had twelve gates, and at the gates twelve angels, and names written thereon, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel:
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It is an invariable policy of the Government of the Republic, guided by the Juche idea, to treasure the Juche character and national character and maintain and realize them.
NO to liberalism! NO to sodomite marriage! Maintain the Christian values! Realize them!
2 Timothy 4:18 - And the Lord shall deliver me from every evil work, and will preserve me unto his heavenly kingdom: to whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.

Titus 3:8 - This is a faithful saying, and these things I will that thou affirm constantly, that they which have believed in God might be careful to maintain good works. These things are good and profitable unto men.

This Godly statement of Political Faith must be Pastor Zeke's doing. He has not been idle whilst away from this Godly Forum. Let us praise Jesus for giving us The Donald, Mr. Un and Pastor Ezekiel. With their help Jesus cannot lose come Armageddon!

:praise:

Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Bezukhov 06-01-2016 11:37 PM

Re: North Korea Backs the Donald for President: "Trump is wise"!
 
Thank you Pastor Ezekiel! Converting Kim Jong-Un was brilliant. With North Korea's extensive network of Re-Education centers, soon the rest of North Korea's people will come to love and accept Jesus as well.

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Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

(Matthew 28:19)


Johny Joe Hold 06-02-2016 12:19 AM

Re: North Korea Backs the Donald for President: "Trump is wise"!
 
A killer endorsement. Hillary must be eating her heart out over this one.

It's been one dynamite endorsement after another. Putin, Un and I think we can count on the Castro brothers soon.

What can Hillary do? I think she will beg for endorsements from homer leaders like Canada's Trudeau. And, of course, she can wink at some of the lesbian Prime Ministers in Europe.

Prayer Warrior 06-11-2016 06:43 AM

Re: North Korea Backs the Donald for President: "Trump is wise"!
 
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/31/po...-clinton-dull/

Kim Jong Un enacted a law which forces other men in the country to adopt his hairstyle. Can you imagine how much greater our nation would be if Donald Trump enacted a similiar law? I can't imagine anything that would make America greater than everyone having Donald Trump's beautifully flowing mane.

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