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GOD HATES GOOGLE! Terrorist attack on Sochi olympics!

I read the Front Page Of The Internet today, oh boy:

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Originally Posted by google

https://www.google.ca/logos/doodles/...0588928-hp.jpg

"The practice of sport is a human right. Every individual must have the possibility of practicing sport, without discrimination of any kind and in the Olympic spirit, which requires mutual understanding with a spirit of friendship, solidarity and fair play." –Olympic Charter

It's also on google.ru, so it's pretty obvious they are making a jab at Vladimir Putin, and the majority of Russians who support him, over his staunch defence of heterosexuality. Google's attack is subtle, therefore sneaky, therefore it is a textbook TERRORIST ATTACK!

Now, Putin isn't perfect - he keeps Sarah Palin awake at night - but besides the Alaska-coveting and the bleeding icon heresies Russia is far closer to our conservative Republican ideals than "the West" has hope of ever becoming.

Am I over-reacting? Could it be a misunderstanding?

I had never heard of the "Olympic charter" until this, and I am disgusted by this sort of liberalism hiding behind athletes, who are supposed to be the enemy of the nerd agenda. God hates nerds, and God hates jocks who appease nerds.

I mean, "friendship, solidarity and fair play"? Sports are supposed to be about the kind of ruthless competition where you stomp the weak and spit on them! "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying' hard enough". Ayn Rand's characters in Atlas Shrugged have some great statements on this attitude.

Liberals and conservatives have a COMPLETELY different definition of "competition". We compete to be the best at crushing those lower in the pecking order than us, so that uppityness is squashed and the social order stays stable.

Liberals, on the other hand, have nonsense slogans like "equality of opportunity" and "level playing fields" and "fair competition" and "civil debate" and then the losers even get a "safety net". They spout gibberish like "the only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner". Liberals support evolving and regulated markets, elections, courts, and science. Institutions that need "solidarity and fair play" to operate, and which happen to be COMPLETELY CONTRARY TO WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US TO DO.

BAN GOOGLE!

Due to the terrorist attack Google has been banned from my homes and workplaces, my family and employees are only to use Ask The Republican Party.

I talked to an old man this morning, he doesn't have a computer, but he was so angry that he burned his copy of "boggle". I believe that's a board game or something. Since those are the gateway to Dungeons and Dragons, who am I to correct him?

In fact, I was so inspired that I went through my daughters plush toys and ripped off all the googlie-eyes. If Freedom Fries and Liberty Toast taught me anything, it's that doing this sort of thing is sensible foreign policy, even downright presidential.

Has google already won? Lesbian porn starlets "t.A.T.u." to preform at opening ceremonies?

If this rumor is true, then the Russian policy is a total reversal from the Bible, which says gay activity is evil, but has no mention of gay people who remain virgins.

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Originally Posted by the guardian

t.A.T.u., the Russian pop duo whose faux lesbianism wooed the world charts in the early 2000s, will reportedly participate in tonight's opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympics…
[…]
Certainly t.A.T.u. are a strange choice of performer at an Olympic Games whose host country has been so loudly criticised for its position on gay rights. Created by producer Ivan Shapovalov in 1999, t.A.T.u. spent most of their career trading in images of teen sex, lesbianism and bisexuality. It was predictably successful - t.A.T.u. sold more that 15m records worldwide - but also completely inauthentic. Neither Volkova nor Katina is gay. "I looked at it as my role ... [in] a movie," Katina told the Daily Beast last year. "I never was a lesbian. I never was attracted to a girl …

http://www.theguardian.com/music/201...inter-olympics

Why this obsession over the "fauxiness" of the ladies? The Bible says homosexual activity is abomination and to be punished with the death penalty - the Bible doesn't care what's going on in your head! The Bible does not believe you're straight if you imagine yourself with the opposite sex, it does not say "we're all the same in the dark". It's the actions, not the attractions. I hear the [110% hetro) actor who played the homosexual in Boys Beware! had to do some serious repenting to get right with Christ. And t.A.T.u isn't repentant.

If you promote homosexuality and make it look glamorous, you're a homo-promo, and GOD HATES YOU. A schoolyard drug pusher doesn't need to sample his own wares to be evil.

I'm willing to write this off as a fluke (perhaps they've repented without my knowledge, for example). Though I'll definitely agree the EVIL EMPIRE is back if Justin Beiber ends up preforming!

Footnotes:

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Originally Posted by t.A.T.u.

WARNING! VIDEO IS NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 21, WOMEN, OR THE OTHERWISE MENTALLY INFORM!

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And the homer agenda keeps on infesting more and more fields of this world... Trully the end times have come.

Matthew 24:15 When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand)

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1062875)

[SIZE="3"][B]"If you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying' hard enough". Ayn Rand's characters in Atlas Shrugged have some great statements on this attitude.

I guess that soon enough they'll be checking athletes to make sure they do not pray.

Philippians 4:13

I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

They started with anti-doping, but their real target is PRAYER.

And as they forbid prayer, the role-models (winners) will be propaganda for their atheistic views.

It should be no surprise, the olimpic games are:

a) an attempt to restore pagan/satan worship

b) An effort to further interracial marriage, fornication and homersexuals (just see their logo, colored rings penetrating (and penetrated) each other shamelessly

http://emmaankney.files.wordpress.co...4/olympics.gif

The french have always been heathen homers, and even the motto for the games were just the words that a catamite priest used to hurl at his lover (Pierre de Coubertin) during their hole-leap-ic games "Faster, Deeper, Stronger" (those cat-a-lick priest enjoy their Latin even during buggery, so it ended up as "Citius, Altius, Fortius!")

PRAISE THE LORD!

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Originally Posted by see_the_light (Post 1062887)

I guess that soon enough they'll be checking athletes to make sure they do not pray.

I'm surprised they don't already: prayer is clearly preformance-enhancing, far more than any steroids, and because God does not answer the prayers of heathens, it destroys the "level playing field" that these "fair play" olympians believe in.

New Olympic Event: being the worst homo-promo

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Originally Posted by Canadian institute for blah blah

WARNING! VIDEO IS NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 21, WOMEN, OR THE OTHERWISE MENTALLY INFORM!

How to fight back against homofascist terror attacks: show your support for Putin

There's a groundswell of support for Putin, I'm hearing it all around town. For example, I hear the Sunday school kids are practising "Russian style" (though most of them are "too skinny to do it right", whatever that means), and they're also working on (I assume these are dance moves: ) the "Russian Steamroller", the "Russian sticky bun", the "Russian Stranger", the "Russian Taco", the "Russian Thanksgiving" (I guess it will take them all year to perfect) the "Russian suicide bomber" (hey, you're not a Sunday madrassa!) and "Russian target practise" (I heard that Spetznas can shoot straight, so why not?).

Way to go kids, at least when I can understand what the heck you're talking about.

Here's my contribution: I'll show how Putin looks like a "cool" kid's cartoon character:

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...GB_uniform.jpg http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...666042118.jpeg
PUTIN: He's Outta this world!

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I don't understand why it is so hard to make sure homosexuals don't compete with normal people, the olympic games have a long and proud tradition of a strong apartheid regime against women, cripples and tards, those all have their own events and competitions, not one of them is allowed to mingle with the regular male athletes in their races.

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The official Sochi t-shirt is now available

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bf5EXqFCIAAiTuu.png

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Congratulations to the NBC for editing the speech at the Opening Ceremony by Thomas Bach, IOC President. This was his speech in full. The bolded section is what the NBC edited out.

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Good evening, dear Athletes. Mr president of the Russian Federation, Mr Secretary General of the United Nations, Good evening Olympic friends and fans around the world! Welcome to the 22nd Olympic Winter Games! Tonight, we are writing a new page in Olympic history. What has been achieved in seven years is a remarkable achievement. I would like it thank, in again, the president of the Russian Federation and his Government. The Sochi organising committee. The Russian Olympic committee. And the IOC members in Russia. Thank you to all the workers for your great contribution under sometimes difficult circumstances. Thank you to all the people of Sochi and the Krasnodar region. Thank you for your patience, thank you for your understanding during these years of transformation.
Now you are living in an Olympic Region. I am sure you will enjoy the benefits for many, many years to come. Thousands of volunteers have welcomed us with the well-known warm Russian hospitality. Many thanks to all the wonderful volunteers. Bolshoi spasiba, valantyoram! Thank you very much to everyone. Russia and the Russians have set the stage for you, the best winter athletes on our planet. From this moment on you are not only the best athletes, you are Olympic Athletes. You will inspire us with your outstanding sports performances. You have come here for sports. You have come here with your Olympic dream. The International Olympic Committee wants your Olympic Dream to come true. This is why we are investing almost all of our revenues in the development of sports. The universal Olympic rules apply to each and every athlete- no matter where you come from or what your background is. You are living together in the Olympic Village. You will celebrate victory with dignity and accept defeat with dignity. You are bringing the Olympic Values to life. In this way, the Olympic Games, wherever they take place, set an example for a peaceful society. Olympic Sport unites people. This is the Olympic Message the athletes spread to the host country and to the whole world. Yes, it is possible to strive even for the greatest victory with respect for the dignity of your competitors. Yes, Yes, it is possible - even as competitors - to live together under one roof in harmony, with tolerance and without any form of discrimination for whatever reason. Yes, it is possible - even as competitors - to listen, to understand and to give an example for a peaceful society.
Olympic Games are always about building bridges to bring people together. Olympic Games are never about erecting walls to keep people apart. Olympic Games are a sports festival embracing human diversity in great unity. Therefore, I say to the political leaders of the world - thank you for supporting your athletes. They are the best ambassadors of your country. Please respect their Olympic Message of goodwill, of tolerance, of excellence and of peace. Have the courage to address your disagreements in a peaceful, direct political dialogue and not on the backs of the athletes. APPLAUSE To all sports officials and sports fans I say - join and support our fight for fair play, the athletes deserve it. To you - my fellow Olympic Athletes - I say, respect the rules, play fair, be clean, respect your fellow athletes in and out of competition. We all wish you joy in your Olympic effort and a wonderful Olympic experience. APPLAUSE To all of you - Athletes, Officials, Fans and Spectators around our globe - I say, enjoy the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games! And now I have the honour of inviting the president of the Russian Federation, Mister Vladimir Putin, to declare open the 22nd Olympic Winter Games.

The NBC was right. Why would anyone want to praise Russia for building the facilities and hosting the games, when everyone knows the USA could do it so much better, sponsored in its entirety by the corporate sector. And as for living in tolerance? As Brother Jeb said in the OP "Sports are supposed to be about the kind of ruthless competition where you stomp the weak and spit on them!"

But the NBC did not edit out the part in blue - the homers lost that battle, trying to get us to boycott the Olympics because of Russia's anti fag policies! Well done, NBC.

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The universal Olympic rules apply to each and every athlete- no matter where you come from or what your background is. [Even if your dad is a great athlete? This is like inheritence taxes for sports! A sport with a death tax should be called DEATH SPORT!] You are living together in the Olympic Village. [like a commune!] You will celebrate victory with dignity [Screw you! We worked hard to stomp our rivals, and all we get is an end-zone dance? Way to kill the incentive!] you'd accept defeat with dignity. [What, just cutting and running? Stay the course I say, the light is at the end of the tunnel, and if we have to destroy the village to save it, we'll do what it takes. It's not over til it's over, and it's not over. THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!] You are bringing the Olympic Values to life. In this way, the Olympic Games, wherever they take place, set an example for a peaceful society.[And yet they claim the Olympics are "above politics"! Pushing liberalism down out children's throats is the whole point of the olympics, they admit it!] Olympic Sport unites people. This is the Olympic Message the athletes spread to the host country and to the whole world. Yes, it is possible to strive even for the greatest victory with respect for the dignity of your competitors. Yes, Yes, it is possible - even as competitors - to live together under one roof in harmony, with tolerance and without any form of discrimination for whatever reason. Yes, it is possible - even as competitors - to listen, to understand and to give an example for a peaceful society.

This rhetoric is a hate crime against conservatism, it is a TERRORIST ATTACK on the high-incentive, nobly selfish ideal of True Competition(™).

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1063033)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BegNuF2CIAA6v9V.jpg

I think that's just a way to keep people from peeing on the floor. If you miss one, you hit the other.

It's utterly brilliant, now that I think about it. I'll call my plumber right away.

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1063086)

It's utterly brilliant, now that I think about it. I'll call my plumber right away.

Make. Sure. You. Speak. Clearly.

EDIT: There is still time to close your browser..

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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1062967)

There's a groundswell of support for Putin, I'm hearing it all around town. For example, I hear the Sunday school kids are practising "Russian style" (though most of them are "too skinny to do it right", whatever that means), and they're also working on (I assume these are dance moves: ) the "Russian Steamroller", the "Russian sticky bun", the "Russian Stranger", the "Russian Taco", the "Russian Thanksgiving" (I guess it will take them all year to perfect) the "Russian suicide bomber" (hey, you're not a Sunday madrassa!) and "Russian target practise" (I heard that Spetznas can shoot straight, so why not?).

Way to go kids, at least when I can understand what the heck you're talking about.

Um, Jeb…I don't know how to put this lightly:

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Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

Russian Steamroller

When you defecate on someone cest during intercourse

Dude you remeber that hot girl from the bar she thought it was funny to give me a russian steamroller it smelt so bad.

[…]

Russian Sticky Bun

When a woman ejects vaginal fluid onto a mans chest hair, and then shaves it off and shoves it into his or her ***hole

[…]

Russian stranger

You are in a car about to bone, and you tell the female in the equation to stick her head out of the car window. You get out of the car and one of your friends gets in and starts ramming the female. You then walk around the car to where the female's head is out the window and wave to her.

Essential in breakups.

[…]

Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner

John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber

[…]

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Maybe they were just pulling your leg, but either way the Sunday School kids are out of control.

So, I hereby selflessly volunteer myself to clean up these Sunday school harlots! If need be I will bend them over for a vigorous, manly spanking, whatever it takes to get them on their knees for the LORD!

No need to pay me, the satisfaction will be payment enough.

I also volunteer for the mission to Russia. There's going to be one now, right?

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Trent, I'm speechless.

I had a Russian wife once, and I've had more Russian secretaries than I can count - and I've never heard of ANY of that.

Anyway, back on topic - a repressed memory just returned to me, I remembered that the Dixie Chicks played at the opening ceremony at the Utah winter olympics. Justin Timberlake did a duet and for a moment we saw a "nipple shield" and since I still have no idea what that is, it must be a nipple.

GOD HATES THE OLYMPICS!

Unless they're in Toronto, and only if Rob Ford manages to retake power from the usurpers:

CBC: Toronto Mayor Rob Ford appears to have lost a fight to remove a rainbow flag flying at city hall.

The flag, an international symbol of gay rights, went up on one of the many flagpoles outside city hall on Friday, just as the opening ceremonies of the Winter Games were underway in Russia.

The flag-raising was meant as a response to Olympic host country Russia's anti-gay laws. Several other municipalities around Canada have done the same.

Ford wanted it taken down as soon as he saw it.

Rob Ford could win a gold medal in sumo wrestling:
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013...84807015-0.gif

Oh, the tangent comments about Ayn Rand have been moved here.