Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is!
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What is "Pokémon Go"?
It is a video game. It is played by young susceptible youths worldwide. It is a heavily advertised product that has engaged the minds of countless of millions of children and susceptible youths. They are spending hundreds of hours playing this game. During these hours they are neglecting the one thing that matters. The Bible. Jesus. What does this "Pokémon" mean? It is a Japanese product derived from the mongrel language of theirs, a corruption of Pure American. Originally, the name of the game was "Poketto Monsutā" or "pocket monster" in American. A pocket monster?! -> A poorly disguised euphemism for a tallywhacker. This fictional universe includes TV series and games and it is part of the homosexual agenda as evidenced by this image that was produced by an innocent random search with the word "Pokémon". http://media.2oceansvibe.com/wp-cont...04/pokemon.jpg What about this "Pokémon Go" then? First we must remember that the original name of the game was the "Poketto Monsutā", thus, the name we should be scrutinizing is actually "Poketto Monsutā Go". Attachment 26012 Moose -> bestiality! Gut -> rectum -> sodomy, the active partner on the top. I dare not say more! What do the gamers actually do while playing? :huh: It is a game that causes unprecedented havoc in every major city of the world. The players must use their telephones to track down the movement of these demons that are called the "Pokémon". They must actually travel on the Created Earth (Genesis 1:1) and check for a map on their telephone that shows the locations of the demons. Thereafter they must look at God's Creation not with their Created eyes (Genesis 1:26) but through the telephone that shows the demons invisible to the naked eye. By throwing a poke ball they can capture the demon. Seems simple and capturing demons is OK, isn't it? No, it isn't! This is what the poking demons look like. https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-i9331VI23...go-630x374.png Is the capturing of the demons appropriate?! It would be if it stopped at that but it doesn't! Jesus has told us to look for suspicious behaviors! Matthew 12:43-45 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none. Instead, the victims of this game look for more and more demons. Apparently they actually cause possession. Instead of casting out demons, these people collect them! The effects have been devastating! For instance, a young person was hit by a car whilst playing "Pokémon Go". A tremendous accident took place when a man stopped on a highway to poke ball with a "Pokémon". https://s26.postimg.cc/7u6a0a27d/image.png Luke 10:41-42 And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her. Conclusion #1. A useless game, potentially very hazardous as possession is inevitable, major threat to law and order, distracts young susceptible youths away from the one thing that is needful: Bible Study! Who designed this!?? Now things get interesting. We all know about the Mark of the Beast, a visible sign on those who have chosen to worship the Enemy, Satan, instead of Jesus! We're accustomed to thinking that it will be displayed on their foreheads. But will it?! Revelation 13:16-18 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: Foreheads? Yes, a possibility but NOT THE ONLY ONE! IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THE MARK OF THE BEAST WILL APPEAR IN THE RIGHT HAND!! Lo! "Pokémon Go Plus"! A device to be held in the right hand or the wrist! http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B08R_PTLhh...on-go-plus.jpg Everyone is playing this. The sales have been staggering! Quote:
Behold! This is the mark of the Beast. http://assets2.ignimgs.com/2015/09/1...69b87_765w.jpg Revelation 20:4 - And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and [I saw] the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received [his] mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years. Warn those with the mark as soon as humanly possible. Never ever wear this mark yourselves. Punish severely any children or women who succumb to this. Trust Jesus! He will smite those who play this game. They will wither in Hell for Ever and Ever (Revelation 20:3). Praise God! Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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You have opened my eyes, it trully is the mark of the beast! This game should be outlawed and banished from our lands!
*Tips fedora, your fellow Atheist. |
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I see no piffleing problem with letting people do what they want. piffle you haters for refusing to let people be happy. This app gives people with mental illness (who are cherished and loved by God, unlike you bigoted pieces of piffleboy, Midwestern-white Americana) a chance to be productive and gain friendships, that they otherwise can't because of the crippling fear.
Shame on all of you haters. I hope God convicts all of you of your idiotic slander. Bless you. |
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If I may, I would like to deconstruct your argument here:
As for the appropriate treatment of mental patients (retards, Downians, depressed, sodomites), God is Loving and Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and He's provided the perfect cure for all these revolting diseases! Prayer! Matthew 8:16 When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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Hello there. I was surfing through church sites and encountered your forum. Apologies, but I couldn't help but notice a few problems with this thread. To avoid resorting to insults and rudeness, I'll stick to fact in my reply, and I'll address only a few things that stick out.
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Even then, the gut contains far more organs that just the rectum (any book or website on human anatomy could prove that), and the last word is "topknot," which by definition is a style of hair. I don't understand the logic behind separating "topknot" into two words, then throwing away the second word. Quote:
https://s26.postimg.org/vsjrwp73d/Pokemon_Go_Plus_2.jpg It doesn't matter who is wearing it on their right wrist, or how many are wearing it on their right wrist; if it can be worn on the left wrist, it cannot be the mark of the beast. Plus, you've disregarded the second option: "in their right hand, or in their foreheads." There are no methods of putting the Pokemon GO Plus device in your forehead. Why would the KJV bible mention the hand AND the forehead if the mark could only be taken in the hand? Quote:
Am I supporting Pokemon GO? Of course not. Personally I think it is a waste of time. Am I supporting homosexuality or the proliferation/spread of it? Of course not. Homosexuality is blatantly condemned by God in both testaments. My point here is simply that you have misinterpreted Pokemon in general, and that you need to look elsewhere for the mark of the beast. If you think ill of Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Pokemon GO Plus, don't support or download it. All the best, -Kriss |
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It is a rare treat for us when someone provides genuinely interesting information in their very first post!
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All the best dear, JL-V |
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I invite you to have the courage to consider your beliefs honestly, and consider the Faith of Christ in all Its Glory, and decide which one is more likely to spare you from an eternity of demonic pokemon like creatures chasing and violating you without respite even for a drink of cool water. Eternity is a very long time to be running from evil pikachu demons with electrically charged erections. |
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http://linguistics.byu.edu/classes/l...s/japanese.htm As for your question, as of the 6th century there was only one Chinese language. It is still used today, though there are several dialects (Simplified, Traditional, and Pin-Yin are examples). Here is a source on the history of the Chinese language. https://ethnomed.org/culture/chinese...nguage-profile Quote:
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You're confusing the Chinese characters (汉字) with the language. Chinese is a Sino-Tibetan language that is written with the characters, it is an isolating language (but modern Chinese has a tendency for compounds and a couple of almost-suffixes). In contrast, Japanese is a language isolate (like Basque and Burushaski) if you don't count the related Ryu-Kyu (almost mutually intelligible). Your approach is the same if you claimed that modern Vietnamese developed from Latin as it is written in the Latin alphabet. As for the writing system, Japanese does use the Chinese characters (kanji) for word roots, but due to its agglutinative character, it also utilizes indigenous syllabaries (admittedly they are simplifications of some characters) in the way that suffixes and particles are written in hiragana and loan words in katakana. Poketto monsuta (never mind the macrons this time) is one of these loan words, a corruption of the American form, as the syllables of Japanese are formed in a retard fashion that does not really accept consonant clusters unless they have developed from previous plain consonants (such as the syllable chi that used to be "ti"). Please, get an education, i.e., Bible study! It is the Way to Jesus and He is the Way to everything else! John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. :praise: Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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If you read it carefully, all the way through, you will find that it does not say what you think it says. You are making the elementary mistake of confusing the writing system with the spoken language. If you wish to pass Linguistics 101, you need to know the difference. Let me give you an example. Until 1928, the Turkish language was written in the Arabic script. By your argument, this means that Turkish is a descendant of Arabic. In 1928 they went over to the Latin alphabet. At that point, overnight, did it become a different language, descended from Latin? Quote:
Given these elementary mistakes, why should we take any notice of anything else you say? All the best, dear! JL-V |
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Pokemon go is just a harmless game. All the accidents were caused by people's own stupidity, all the other incidents were just terrible people taking advantage of the game.
If you were a kid, you would play it too. I am very sure all of you have played a video game before. This game has brought community's together, friends closer, helped people face fears, and I am sure there have even been people led to the lord from going to Churches to find pokestops. I sincerely hope you can all accept modern reality and culture and preach and encourage through that. God Bless. |
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Has reality changed since the Holy Spirit blew o'er the land and inspired the Bible writers? Is "modern reality" more... advanced than say, "ancient reality"? https://i.imgflip.com/19l0w0.jpg What are its differences, dear, and how do you measure and quantify those differences? |
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MAY OUR HEAVENLY LORD REAP HAVOC ON YOUR SINNER SOULS. EPHESIANS 6:12 FOR OUR STRUGGLE IS NOT AGAINST FLESH AND BLOOD, BUT AGAINST THE RULER, AGAINST THE AUTHORITIES \, AGAINST THE POWERS OF THIS DARK WORK, AND AGAINST THE SPIRITUAL FORCES OF EVIL IN THE HEAVENLY REALMS. <<33
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Welcome, unnamed person. We are Christian here and friendly. We ask that you proceed to the introduction forum, there to bare your soul and let us know a little about you. What is your congregation? Who is your Pastor? How did you come to find Jesus and when? Leave nothing out, no matter how disgusting. You cannot shock us, as we are familiar with every type of sin due to our fight against it.
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OMG PLEASE DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DIE. The First image is fanart, or images that fans have made. The second one was taken out of context, he was leaning over to take his sick friend's temperature. The thing about the words spelling something else is pure shit. If i took the word "comer" from Spanish and say it in a odd way it sounds like "come in here" OH WOW Spanish people are the devil because they reference eating to sex. The car accident thing is not the game's fault. It is the person playing the game. When you start the game, every time you play you need to agree you are not driving while playing.
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