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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-31-2018 06:04 PM

Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
The 2018 Midterm elections are a referendum on The Devil's Weed.

Clearly we need to facts to make the right decision. Yet when people look at the existing scientific studies, they end saying that nationwide pot legalization would lead to

Quote:

– 20,000 fewer prisoners (but they might switch to other criminal enterprises)

– 700,000 fewer arrests
– $2 billion less in law enforcement costs
– Some amount of positive gain (let’s say $5 billion) in taxes
– 4500 fewer road traffic deaths (if you believe the preliminary alcohol substitution numbers)
Two words: FAKE SCIENCE.

We can do better. Here's my research so far.

Data Point 1: Pot smokers like to get sucked by leaches. Or something:



Maybe the leeches drop off because they got high on your blood? Or do they get the munchies and suck you more? I don't get it.

Data Point 2: A talking gay hallucination tells kids that reefers are unhealthy like cigarettes, make you talk weird, will reduce your boner frequency (because every young man is plagued by a lack of boners):



Were they trying to get people to switch to LSD instead? Is pot so bad even LSD is better?

Data Point 3: Hmmm. It must have been really hard to keep up with youth culture, before Urban Dictionary and Knowyourmeme.com.



This is harder than I thought. I'm going to need a stiff drink.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-01-2018 04:29 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
Thank you Brother Jeb. If any more evidence were needed, just look at the places that have legalized the Wacky Tabacky.
  • Netherlands
  • Portugal
  • California
  • Colorado
  • Washington
  • Uruguay
  • Canada
Now look at places where it is fully criminalized and punishable by death sentence.
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Malaysia
  • East Timor
  • Afghanistan
  • Florida
  • Kansas
  • Chad
This list speaks for itself. Unbelievable.

Dutch Girl 11-01-2018 04:49 PM

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Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-02-2018 04:48 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 1240461)
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Strung out on dope, as usual. If being drug addicted makes you so creative, how is that Dutch people never invent anything useful? The only thing the Netherlands gave to the world was the idea of riding your bicycle everywhere to avoid a DUI. Try that in a full-size country not a tiny scrap of swamp that's soon-to-be Germany's beach.

Joanna Lytton-Vasey 11-05-2018 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1240529)
Strung out on dope, as usual. If being drug addicted makes you so creative, how is that Dutch people never invent anything useful? The only thing the Netherlands gave to the world was the idea of riding your bicycle everywhere to avoid a DUI. Try that in a full-size country not a tiny scrap of swamp that's soon-to-be Germany's beach.

There is one other thing the Dutch people gave the world: dykes!

Dana723 11-06-2018 12:01 AM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
Someone once said, and I can't remember who although I am sure he was a great man,



There's only two things I can't stand in this world. Those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

MitzaLizalor 11-08-2018 06:28 AM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
In case she's having trouble reading today, I'm only too happy to post a pictorial reminder of the dangers we face when ignoring God's Inerrant Word.

Matthew 6:22-23 The light of the body is the eye.
If therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light.
But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness.
If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!


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oliviablond 12-18-2018 09:37 AM

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My partner also uses CBD oil to cope with migranes and anxiety issues. Though if you’re going to deal with serious medical issues, I’d recommend you to get a higher concentration oil, there are a lot of weak ones on the market that do little to nothing. I tolerate ***porn link removed*** and judge marijuana use to get high.

BaptistTalks 12-31-2018 09:03 AM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1240397)
The 2018 Midterm elections are a referendum on The Devil's Weed.

Clearly we need to facts to make the right decision. Yet when people look at the existing scientific studies, they end saying that nationwide pot legalization would lead to



Two words: FAKE SCIENCE.

We can do better. Here's my research so far.

Data Point 1: Pot smokers like to get sucked by leaches. Or something:



Maybe the leeches drop off because they got high on your blood? Or do they get the munchies and suck you more? I don't get it.

Data Point 2: A talking gay hallucination tells kids that reefers are unhealthy like cigarettes, make you talk weird, will reduce your boner frequency (because every young man is plagued by a lack of boners):



Were they trying to get people to switch to LSD instead? Is pot so bad even LSD is better?

Data Point 3: Hmmm. It must have been really hard to keep up with youth culture, before Urban Dictionary and Knowyourmeme.com.



This is harder than I thought. I'm going to need a stiff drink.



When people, government, or anybody says that they want to legalize marijuana, they don't mean make smoking weed a legal activity. What they are talking about is making the non-addictive part of the marijuana plant - i.e, the CBD or cannabidiol extract legal for medicinal purpose.


Marijuana contains a special substance, a chemical known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) that is responsible for producing mind-altering states. This psychoactive substance puts people in an intoxicating trance which users colloquially call as a “high”.


However, CBD or Cannabidiol is much different from the run-of-the-mill marijuana, even though both are derived from the same plant. While marijuana is a psychedelic substance used exclusively for recreational purposes, CBD or Cannabidiol is a non-psychoactive entity found in the resin of the Cannabis Sativa plant. CBD oil is prepared by extracting the resin from the stalk (hemp) or flowers then diluting the derivative with olive or coconut oil.
Medical marijuana comes with a host of health benefits. If you are genuinely interested in understanding how it positively impacts your health, you can give this article a read.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 12-31-2018 04:12 PM

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Friend, thanks for the link.


Just remember when you cut and paste, always do it into a text-editor first (e.g. notepad or emacs) to erase the evidence of the original font.

Sally Paulson 01-29-2019 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dutch Girl (Post 1240461)
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Clearly just smoked a doobie or twobie.

Jim C. Lombardo 02-02-2019 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1240457)
Now look at places where it is fully criminalized and punishable by death sentence.
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Malaysia
  • East Timor
  • Afghanistan
  • Florida
  • Kansas
  • Chad
This list speaks for itself. Unbelievable.




I don't have the pleasure of living there, me thinks Freehold belongs on this list, if not the whole of Iowa. :thumbsup:

Trent Harvey, Jr. 08-24-2019 01:03 AM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
OMG we need to devote all science research to understanding simulations, and the glitchs that are possible in simulations, because that's how we can find the glitch in the simulation that lets us do whatever glitches in simulaton do

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-04-2020 03:39 PM

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BeHolD The FAce OF Dog!!!!!!!!!!


gamer4Christ 01-04-2020 03:44 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
I was just thinking about how I can feel myself shifting between parallel universes, which is the only way to explain consciousness and free will, every choice taking me to a different unchangeable clockwork-like universe of atoms bouncing off each other, and then OMG my soul just rejoined the Universe.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 01-04-2020 04:39 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
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Originally Posted by gamer4Christ (Post 1262909)
I was just thinking about how I can feel myself shifting between parallel universes, which is the only way to explain consciousness and free will...

STOP right there. Why do you want to "explain consciousness"? What happens to consciousness when you explain consciousness? Who here would want to hear your explanation anyway, even if you figured one out? This kind of dangerous talk directly contradicts the unerring word of God. Do I really need to point this out:

Genesis 1:1 King James Version (KJV)
1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

It doesn't say explicitly that God created the beginning but we can infer that He probably did. So God created the beginning. Then in it, He created the heaven and the earth. The only "parallel universe" options here are the beginning, the heaven, the earth, if that's what you mean.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-18-2020 03:39 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
What's the opposite of Yin Yang?

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 01-18-2020 03:46 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond (Post 1263389)
What's the opposite of Yin Yang?

Come on, tell me, I can't wait this long. It's been hours. Or minutes. Not really sure.

I Man Rastafari 01-18-2020 04:02 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
Greetings!


I can tell my white friends that I have studied this subject extensively and I have come to several conclusions. The most important finding is one known by everyone in Jamaica which is my home and that is that Jah is more communicative once some ganja has been smoked and he is more likely to be in touch and send directions and messages when the smoker is smoking. I am uncertain why my Baptist friends have not discovered this fact.


Also the white girls become more friendly and willing once the herb has been smoked. This is a gift to the Black man from Jah. Also there are many other benefits such as health and vitality and sometimes you can tell what people are thinking.


I have two observations which are particular to ganja in Babylon. The first is that the ganja here is too expensive. No one smokes the ganja brought by the Mexicans because it is moldy and smells bad and it does not work well. It is the white people here in Babylon who have the true ganja and they are very greedy for money so they charge too much in money for it. Also as we know the white man steals everything and that includes the seeds to grow the best of the Lamb's Breath so the ganja in Babylon is stronger that the ganja in Jamaica. That is indecent and racist.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

Dennis Lukes 01-18-2020 10:01 PM

Re: Lets do our own scientific study on the effects of Cannabis
 
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari (Post 1263392)
The most important finding is one known by everyone in Jamaica which is my home and that is that Jah is more communicative once some ganja has been smoked and he is more likely to be in touch and send directions and messages when the smoker is smoking.

This is indeed the most important finding. Whether marihuana is smoked, snorted, injected, eaten, freebased, drunk, or anally inserted, the insidious drug produces an unsober, non-vigilant state in which the drug fiend is receptive to demonic possession (1 Peter 5:8). The false god Jah is one of the many demons of Satan's army. God warned us against listening to "directions and messages" from spirits that do not evangelize the Good Word (1 John 4:3). It is likely that, if Bernie Sanders is elected president and "legalizes it" federally, the massive influx of drug pushing and dope smoking will summon the antichrist.

They don't call it the "Devil's Weed" for nothing. It was originally cultivated in the gardens of Hell.
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