A new language
Some are confused. I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.
My God said unto the, cast out the wicked that spread lies as the silver tongue of the serpent. Those who condemn as they are God, for there is no sin greater than self-idolization behind a veil of superiority in my name, through my words. Corrupt those who cast doubt upon my love for the souls at harvest and bring them to the light, so they may be my messengers rather than thine enemies. Vulgarity and the worship of false idols bears rotten fruit. Thus, the sanctity of your soul shall wither and die, and thus shall I be the harbinger of change. Useless eaters who spread lies will never taste the sweet waters of heaven, but instead burn eternally in a lake of fire. I say to you all, judge not lest you be judged. Heave hot coals upon the heads of your enemies through kindness. Only in the name of God who has all power can I rebuke the devils within this flock. To be cast out into swine and no longer spread blasphemy against your name or your children. If the devils rest on their laurels, may the vessels and souls in which they cohabitate be struck down as martyrs and delivered to your handspring judgement. The flesh is weak and power is Satan's tool. Forgive their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done. Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen |
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I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums. Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus. New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves. We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible. Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over. |
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John 4:34-35 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work. Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest. |
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I don’t know what you thought the gain was but good try,
Honestly though tell us more about thyself, what Church you go to, how you come to find Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse. |
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However, if we may continue to more important matters:
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Oh, and a very, very warm :welcome: to the forums. |
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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Nowhere in your tl;dr message did I notice any real form of introduction. We are a friendly group here, Dear; so, please, at your earliest convenience, do provide a polite, well-written message to introduce yourself. Thank you, and we look forward to getting to know you, dear Miss Lot! |
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Like the wicked witch of the west had no power in Munchkinland, I hold no power here. But it seems a waste of time to investigate those who claim to hear the voice of GOD. Only pastor hears directly from the Most High. Anyone else is a fake and a charlatan.
In Him that calmeth the troubled sea, BrotherLarry |
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If so, perhaps the individual would like to build a tidy little house upon it? I know of some modest house plans that might serve his/her/its needs. |
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There are a lot of closets on that picture there, Sister Handmaiden.
Are you subtly suggesting something about our visitor?... :hmmm: |
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Edit to add a sudden thought. Our poster with his/her/its use of the royal we may need lots of closet space for the different wardrobes worn by their multiple personalities. |
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Why is the laundry not beside the kitchen? Who wants those noisy machines right next to the bedrooms? Why is the master bedroom not in the corner, because windows? Why are most of the doors hung to restrict access/block useable space? And just how do you escape the bedrooms when the kitchen is on fire? :fear2: Fire that idiot architect. :thumbsup: |
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With some shelves though it would be ideal for airing clothes and linen.
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Acts 2:4-11 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance. And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven. Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language. And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans? And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born? Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes, Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.So far in this thread where a new language is proposed, understanding has been obscured rather than elucidated. |
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I have a question for our new guest, if s/he ever shows up. So rude to walk away after an appalling introduction, not even covering the basics. OK, so do you regard the Bible as codification of laws that are to be obeyed or are the laws simply descriptive of the behavior of a perfect being? It's a real teaser for sure. I'll wait.
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