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Elmer G. White 11-27-2021 09:44 AM

It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
Norway, one of the countries endorsed by the once and future President Trump as non-shitholy, gives us a vital piece of evidence regarding the Demon Santa Claus, the ugly old demented Darwinist who wants to usurp Jesus Christ! A recent Televisor commercial from that Caucasian Land shows us Santa in his real, terrible form: A homosexual sodomite. The video that has apparently been more than a decade in the making, tells the story of an elderly homosexual sodomistic gay man whom Santa visits every year neglecting his gift-bearing duties, until one fateful night they succumb to the succubus and kiss. I've watched the following video clip dozens of times so that you don't have to.


Santa Claus is undoubtedly the worst and vilest false prophet or our times, a disgusting figure but one that will fortunately hasten the return of Jesus Christ.

Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

As we can see, the well-dressed Caucasian man in the video could have been one of the elect, instead, he fall to the alluring embrace of Santa. Earlier in the movie, we can also see False Christians participating the pagan Christmas celebrations. It is now absolutely clear that the hidden agenda of the Santa Claus cult was and has always been sodomy. Gay homosexuality, anal antics. Total irrevocable surrender of all that is precious with Baby Jesus to Satan. The toys Santa delivers must contain contagions of AIDS or even the liberal-democratic mental plague. No wonder the sodomite marriage has gained so many victims. I will continue watching this video for further developments.

Baby Jesus is much more beautiful with unblemished skin and adequate muscle-tone.

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Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 11-27-2021 04:48 PM

Re: It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
Why do the homos have to ruin everything?! I'm tired of seeing their repressed emotions on display like a subconscious backdrop pervading everything they do. We get it! You're a homo. Go write some poems, or a symphony, or some epic literature, or paint some masterpieces, or create a stunningly original new artistic genre. Whatever. The real victim here is Jesus. It's His birthday and gay Santa Coca Cola stole it to get a free ride on the back of His effort.

WWJDnow 11-28-2021 07:15 AM

Re: It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
Gay Santa will ruin the real Santa for the rest of us.

Johny Joe Hold 11-28-2021 02:54 PM

Re: It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
The homer mind is so simple. Tight tailored red pants and high boots and the homer sex alarm goes off.

Dennis Lukes 11-28-2021 03:23 PM

Re: It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold (Post 1291697)
The homer mind is so simple. Tight tailored red pants and high boots and the homer sex alarm goes off.

I believe that in the homer parlance Santa Claus would be considered a polar bear and a grand-daddy.

Isabella White 11-28-2021 11:30 PM

Re: It's official! Santa is a SODOMITE!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1291665)
A recent Televisor commercial from that Caucasian Land shows us Santa in his real, terrible form: A homosexual sodomite.

Oh, for heaven's sake, dear Brother Dr. White: I don't see why this should come as a great surprise to people. I mean, it's been common knowledge for years and years and years. Why, I can remember when some smart-alecky person(s) posted a photo of their Santa/Satan fantasy on the bulletin board at the Piggly Wiggly, many years ago!

I do hope that our interwebs protectionist, anti-virus, anti-demon software is running on the latest updates. Goodness knows that we do not need this sort of evil thing to infiltrate :forum-fancy: — now, or at any time!

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