The Landover Baptist Church Forum

The Landover Baptist Church Forum (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumindex.php)
-   PRAYER REQUESTS (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=32)
-   -   Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection (https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=120264)

its_faith 07-22-2022 12:30 AM

Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
please let it flourish Lord.

Johny Joe Hold 07-22-2022 02:58 AM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by its_faith (Post 1301045)
please let it flourish Lord.

President Trump was taking a lot of hydroxychloroquine. He got the bug but has absolutely no long-term impairment. Joe Biden, no hydroxychloroquine. We're about to see a terrible case of long covid.

Dennis Lukes 07-22-2022 12:16 PM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
"President" Biden doesn't have COVID. Nobody does or ever did, it's not real. What the old freak actually has is syphilis. Part of the reason his brain is rotting away. The White House is keeping it hush hush. The COVID thing is the cover story.

Larry Lee 07-22-2022 11:39 PM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Oh my goodness! That poor syphilis bacterium will never last long in Joe Biden's frail husk of a body. Hopefully, a compassionate young buxom thing from the Heritage Foundation or even a minxy clerk from Brett Kavanaugh's office will step forward to receive a living sample of Joe's bacterium before it's too late. Our prayers are certainly with Joe, his doomed bacterium and the conscious-free impulses of today's upwardly mobile Republican gals.

Johny Joe Hold 07-22-2022 11:44 PM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes (Post 1301057)
"President" Biden doesn't have COVID. Nobody does or ever did, it's not real. What the old freak actually has is syphilis. Part of the reason his brain is rotting away. The White House is keeping it hush hush. The COVID thing is the cover story.

Maybe that explains why wife, Jill, headed to their beach house today. She might be thinking "No Mas" and staying there permanently.

WilliamJenningsBryan 07-23-2022 08:37 PM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Whatever Joe has come down with, he's been quadruple vaxxed and has downed more wafers than Hunter has hookers. Merciful Jesus gives warnings, but time eventually runs out. Joe needs to find Jesus, and there is only so much that prayer can do.

its_faith 07-24-2022 12:20 AM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan (Post 1301106)
Whatever Joe has come down with, he's been quadruple vaxxed and has downed more wafers than Hunter has hookers. Merciful Jesus gives warnings, but time eventually runs out. Joe needs to find Jesus, and there is only so much that prayer can do.

I dont want prayers for Joe Biden, just his virus.

Dennis Lukes 07-29-2022 02:02 AM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by its_faith (Post 1301111)
I dont want prayers for Joe Biden, just his virus.

Considering the fact that Joe Biden dying means we'll get President Kamala Harris, maybe we should pray for his health. Oh Lord, please don't kill the son of a bitch until 12:01 PM ET on January 20, 2025. Of course, if President Trump is restored before then, Biden is welcome to off himself in his prison cell.

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 07-30-2022 04:13 AM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
As we Christians say, better the devil you know. If it comes down to civil war with Biden's White Alliance against the forces of darkness, the choice is pretty obvious.

Unfalsifiable 07-30-2022 09:19 PM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
We need direction, here. Biden's infection has rebounded, presumably due to Landover's prayers - is this not right?

Dennis Lukes 07-31-2022 12:38 AM

Re: Pray for Joe Bidens covid infection
 
Quote:

On Saturday Mr Biden said he was not experiencing symptoms but would isolate "for the safety of everyone around me".
Finally the hairsniffing, nipple-pinching, dry-humping Pedophile-in-Chief has developed a wee bit of self-awareness that others (specifically girls aged 6-14 or so) are not safe in his presence, the lecherous old geezer. I hope he suffers in this life and the next.



All times are GMT. The time now is 05:28 PM.

Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved