Joo Plots
 

I think it would behoove every True Christian™ to assemble a list of plots and conspiracies hatched by the dirty joos. That way, True Christians™ can stay abreast of the latest in filthy joo conspiracies and diabolical international plots. So here are a few to get the list started....

$100 a barrel oil
Any rise or fall in interest rates
German unification
Hollywood smut
The 1991 bankruptcy of Pan Am
Steroids in baseball
Billy Ray Cyrus' acting career
The 1966 election of Joaquín Balaguer as president of the Dominican Republic
Daylight Savings Time
Rod Stieger's unpleasant childhood

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As Rudy Jewliani so wisely said: 9/11.

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Homosexuality
Warts
Negros playing in the NFL
Halitosis and tooth decay
Baldness

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Hillary Clinton's career
John Edwards' career
Dean Kusinich's life
Mitt Romney's career
John McCain's career
Possibly also Woody Allen's career, but I'm not 100% sure on that one.

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Tinnitus
Evolution theory
Science in general
Hoogbegaafdheid
Small breasts
Bellybutton fluff
Muslims

(actually, would't it be easier if we made a list of what is definitely not a Joo conspiracy?)

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Oh, I thought they were a Popish conspiracy. If Muslims are a Joo conspiracy then I suppose we can add Barack Osama's career to the list as well.

Tupac Shakur's posthumous recording career.
The assassination of Benazir Bhutto.
Scientology.
The word "lulz".
Spam email.
The Tet Offensive.
Germaine Greer.
HBO.
The Sex Pistols.
Vegetarianism.
The kidnapping of Patty Hearst.
The violence in Darfur.
Emo haircuts.

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Ok, the Pope may be an intermediary, but still... Think Godfried Van Bouillon. Think Salladhin... you'll get the ghist.

Barack is defo on the list. He is as real as the Protocols of Zion or baby-blood soaked matzes.

I am retarded, aka "lulz"... I agree. Does have a Torah ring to it.

HBO is obvious... think "Six Feet Under". :o

I wonder if the NSX isn't a hooknosed conspriracy either...

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Yamalkas
Trilateral Commission
Council on Foreign Relations
United Nations
Menorahs
Illuminati
Rosicrucians
Skull & Bones
Free Masons
Federal Reserve
Kennedy Assassination
Organized Crime
Nose Jobs
Main Steam Media
Socialism
Communism
Rock Music
Hollywood
Parking Meters

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Fran Drescher.
Gold.
Lox on a bagel.
Diamonds.
Fur coats.
Kosher pickles.
Money.
Rich doctors.



. . . OH! I thought we were listing things that make Jews plotz! :devil:

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Dear Friends,

Cancellation of Seventh Heaven.

:(

Yours in Him,
bab

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Can anyone say, "Subprime mortgage meltdown?" I know SOMEONE is making money on this whole mess.

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You're absolutely right, Brother Bob. I'm surprised we get any good Christian shows on television at all with the Jews running the media the way they do. It seems they have their noses hooked into everything these days.

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The assassination of Princess Diana.
Camilla Parker-Bowles' face.
Belgium.

Also, I have it on good authority that "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" was originally titled "Honey, I Shrunk the Yids", but had to be changed due to Zionist pressure. :angry:

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Starbuck's coffee
All Windows Operating systems (except XP, of course)
The deteriorization of Dunkin Donuts
Pre-Fabricated Housing
Bird Flu
The Inquisitions
Death Camps
The sudden and mysterious death of Bobby Fischer

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The Euro
Leetspeak
Haggis
Gatso's
Milli Vanilli
Brie
Hamas

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Unfluoridated water.

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Helping to murder Jesus
The Honda NSX
The rise of Hitler
Pearl Harbor
Assassination of Kennedy
Islamic Fundamentalism
Belsen

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All the wars in the world.
- Mel Gibson

Damn, now Bro WO is stealing my best material.

I made money on it, not as much as I would have liked, though. It wasn't that hard to predict the housing bubble would collapse. As soon as you hear that mortgage lenders are giving loans higher than appraisal values, you know housing prices are going to collapse. Saw it in '98, saw it in '07, and will probably see it again in '16. The other sign is when more than half of the month-by-month office suites in Las Vegas, Los Angeles, or Miami are occupied by mortgage brokers and real estate agents. The tough part was timing (it's a bit like the end of days prophecies--what's a millenium or two among friends?).

We'll know when the recession has ended when guests on CNBC stop saying that the worst is behind us and it's smart to buy mortgage-backed securities or financial stocks at "bargain basement prices."

Just wait until the Chinese stock markets crash later this year, that's when the real fun will begin. And yes, that will be the joos' fault, too.

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Income taxes
Harry Potter
Furries
Belgium
France
Convents
Unwed teenage pregnancies
The insurgency in Iraq

A few from my husband, Mr. Whitford...
Light beer
Designated hitters
Fuel-efficient cars
Home perms
The murder of Gianni Versace
Most Hollyweird fashion
Metric tools

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Dear Friends,

Acid-washed jeans.
Step aerobics.
Breast implants.
Teaching women to read.

Yours in Him,
bab