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Ritchie Mccrow 10-28-2009 06:40 AM

Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
Hello My Brothers and Sisters in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Peace and Blessings be with you. Amen.
I am Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow Christianus from Freehold. Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven. I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
In two years Ill be out..Praise Sweet Jesus
Already, I deeply appreciate the smooth and friendly appearance of this forum. May The Sacred Hearts of Jesus envelop you all.
I hope, that as we develop deeper relations, we shall get to know each other better than what can be explained in a brief introduction.
The Lord Be With You Always, and remember Me in your prayers. I'm the only White Christian man in prison im Surrounded by Nigras and Beaners

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-28-2009 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 415725)
Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven.

So you beat your wife for robbing a 7-11? Okay, but what does the driver's licence have to do with it? A woman needs to have a driver's licence, how else is she supposed to drive the kids to school? School buses and walking to school is for socialists and third world bums.

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I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
Then you are obviously not living in the Freehold Correctional Facility. It is owned by AmeriChrist LLC! Someday our Church will own all of the prisons that today are run by the socialist government. We're currently bidding for every government prison in the state of Arizona:
State officials soon will seek bids from private companies for nine of the state's 10 prison complexes that house roughly 40,000 inmates, including the 127 on death row. It is the first attempt by a state to put its entire prison system under private control.
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While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
You must have confused him with someone else. Reverend Osborne does not do prison outreach. He does occationally do some outreach to female Young Offenders, but that's it.

Your story doesn't add up. I think you're trying to fit in with us in an attempt to get your sentence shortened. Yes, it's true that in certain situations you can shorten your sentence if you convert to True Christianity™, but don't try to fool us into thinking you're already Saved®. We have very accurate tithing records, you know.

PM me if you need more specific tithing information.

Nobar King 10-29-2009 12:36 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
They have internet access in prison? Am I paying for that? I don't even want to have to pay for your toilet paper.

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-29-2009 01:05 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
Yes, Ritchie, you must have me confused for someone else. I do not participate in prison outreach. I also wonder why you would be sent to a Maximum security prison for spousal abuse, even if it was felony abuse. And if you were in a Max prison, you would not have internet access.

I believe you are either highly confused, delusional and deranged, and/or willfully lying to us.

Come clean with us, Ritchie. Where are you really from and what church do you go to?

Joshua Brooks 10-29-2009 01:22 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 415725)
Hello My Brothers and Sisters in Our Lord Jesus Christ, Peace and Blessings be with you. Amen.
I am Ritchie "Sticky Fingers" Mccrow Christianus from Freehold. Right now I'm incarcerated for beating my wife after finding that she had a Driver License and charges of robbery 7eleven. I live in a Enviroment that isn't very comfortable with Our Saviour nor respectable towards our Churche.
While in Prison i met The Godly REV. Jim Osborne one day pass by me and say you better change your life you dirty scum and start reading the KJB that day change my life. It is out of dire need for some Christian company that I've come here.
In two years Ill be out..Praise Sweet Jesus
Already, I deeply appreciate the smooth and friendly appearance of this forum. May The Sacred Hearts of Jesus envelop you all.
I hope, that as we develop deeper relations, we shall get to know each other better than what can be explained in a brief introduction.
The Lord Be With You Always, and remember Me in your prayers. I'm the only White Christian man in prison im Surrounded by Nigras and Beaners

There is no such thing as "Freehold Maximum Security Prison". People who beat their wives or rob 7-Elevens do not go to maximum security prisons. In fact, you can't go straight to a maximum security prison. And if you were there you would not have access to the internet. Do you even know what a maximum security prison entails?

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-29-2009 01:35 AM

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Oh good, he's in this thread right now. Finally we can get this sorted out.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-29-2009 01:35 AM

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Come clean with us, Ritchie. Where are you really from and what church do you go to?
Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-29-2009 01:49 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
On second thought, maybe it wasn't a good idea to find out the truth from you. Honestly, sir, I can't look at your avatar now without getting revolted. What you did in God's eyes is an abomination.

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and you shall slay the beast.

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 10-29-2009 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 416214)

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and you shall slay the beast.

Secular law prevents us from executing him, but we can at least kill the dog (assuming the dog didn't die as a result of the, um, event).

Now let's talk about tithing, Richard. Jesus can free you from sin, but remember that freedom isn't free.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-29-2009 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond (Post 416216)
Secular law prevents us from executing him, but we can at least kill the dog (assuming the dog didn't die as a result of the, um, event).

Now let's talk about tithing, Richard. Jesus can free you from sin, but remember that freedom isn't free.

I want to be Save. Godly Rev. Jim Osborne is my role-model. He made mistakes in the past too "Asian Shemales". But he was Save and Born Again Again. Praise Jesus

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-29-2009 02:17 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

*Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-29-2009 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 416219)
As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

*Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.

I'm reading your post and I'm crying as I read it. I never thought such a Godly man as yourself be talking to a sinner like me. I wish I can see you and hug you and tell you I'm your lost child. God is great I was a sinner but not anymore. Praise the Lord

Pastor Ezekiel 10-29-2009 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416213)
My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. Praise Jesus

Are you that tiny? :huh:

HTannor 10-29-2009 12:20 PM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416222)
I wish I can see you and hug you and tell you I'm your lost child.

Oh, great. We have a flaming homo trying to crash our Godly forum.

Chin Han Lo 10-29-2009 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416213)
I was having sex with her chihuahua

Mammason tell Chin Han Lo never play with food. Dog for eating not for boom boom.

James Hutchins 10-29-2009 02:21 PM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416213)
Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus


What is a 'KJB'? Is that some sort of anal lube you use on the inside?:fear2:

Living lies is no way to go though life son. You should instead be living by our example, pure truth. :innocent:

Vavoline Johnson 10-29-2009 10:05 PM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416213)
Oh God this is hard for me, I'm in a Psychiatric Hospital. After the judge Learn that I was not fit to stand trial. My neighbor call the police when she found out I was having sex with her chihuahua. They charge me with Animal Cruelty and Beastiality.
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

Well, iffen you ask me and I know you didn't, I think we done found a man fo our Miz April.
She likes dawgs, don't she?

Ezekiel Bathfire 10-29-2009 10:47 PM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416213)
[...]
But I found out the KJB and I'm a new man. Praise Jesus

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416218)
I want to be Save. Godly Rev. Jim Osborne is my role-model. He made mistakes in the past too "Asian Shemales". [...]

You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice? :brimley:

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 08:47 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 416241)
Are you that tiny? :huh:

Thats why im planing to take when i get out of the Clinic
http://images.marketworks.com/hi/66/...ment_pills.jpg
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You seem to have been mistaken once, it is KJV not KJB, may you not be mistaken twice?
I'm very sorry Honorable Pastor Bathfire. Its not goin to happen again
Praise Jesus

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-30-2009 09:01 AM

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Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

That's what a friend told me, at least.

Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 416781)
Don't waste your time with Extenz. They don't work one bit.

That's what a friend told me, at least.

Now, Ritchie, tell us....what is your favorite book of the Bible and why? I'd love to hear how the Lord inspired you.

Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
Praise Jesus
Luke 4:13

eliot mayfield 10-30-2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416784)
Before i used to be a Meth addict,Beastiality I was a Young man who always wanted attention..and now, when Sweet Jesus came into my life..everything changed because He taught me how not be bad and how i am supposed to be good..i used to never wanted to do anything for my future, I used Lived With my Mom "garage" I used to eat all her food, She lost weight living with me. until Jesus came along.. before i was lazy..and now, i want to be a Veterinarian when i get out of the Clinic. I'm only 19. I want to help everyone around me, Criminals,Nigras,Chinks,beaners. The world we live in today, is becoming more unfair and more weak "Thanks Osambo"
Praise Jesus
Luke 4:13

19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 416787)
19, I thought you were 28? I don't think we can believe anything you say.

Brother Eliot, I did it on purpose, I never though someone would look at my profile. All of my life I been ignore until now. I have found my family here in Landover Baptist Church.
Praise sweet baby Jesus

eliot mayfield 10-30-2009 11:09 AM

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have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

James Hutchins 10-30-2009 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 416791)
have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?


I just saw the abbreviated file. :rtfm:

Let's just say I've already lost my lunch four hours before eating it. :blech:

Nothing this Ritchie person is saying is true. :nonono:

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 416791)
have you ever heard of the D.O.F.?

Depth of Field but dear brother Eliot, I'm not a photographer well I used to take amatur pics When I used to do unGodly things with my Girlfriend Cindy She is the "poodle in the pic"
But that was in the past I'm a new man now.

eliot mayfield 10-30-2009 11:37 AM

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Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield (Post 416794)
Listen, you can't lie to God, and you can't lie to us! This is your last chance to tell the truth. I suggest you use this chance so you don't burn in Hell. hell is a very very bad place. Jesus and The Landover Baptist church can save you from hell.

I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

eliot mayfield 10-30-2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416796)
I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

Then pray to jesus and post your prayer here. Pray to Jesus now!

James Hutchins 10-30-2009 12:00 PM

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Ritchie (though I now know that is not your real name), everything you've said is a lie. You have come here to troll. The partial file I have spells it all out.

Pastor Ezekiel 10-30-2009 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ritchie Mccrow (Post 416796)
I'm not lying Brother Eliot. Oh Jesus I'm crying right now, I don't want to go to Hell I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to

What are you, some kind of fag? Do you think our troops in Iraquistan are crying like sissyboys right now? :threaten:

Get a grip, Priscilla. What do you want?

Ritchie Mccrow 10-30-2009 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 416804)
What are you, some kind of fag? Do you think our troops in Iraquistan are crying like sissyboys right now? :threaten:

Get a grip, Priscilla. What do you want?

I'm sorry Godly Pastor Ezekiel is not goin to happen again. I just want to be part of the Church. By the way I was in medication last night, that's why my last reply sound sissy.

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-30-2009 10:50 PM

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Sadly, Ritchie, I don't think you have the potential to join our church. Our men are upstanding, morally erect citizens, not whiny crybabies who sodomize chihuahuas. And what's not helping you at all either is you came in here lying on your first post claiming to know me, that you were in prison, etc.

God hates liars. And liars burn in hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

HTannor 10-30-2009 11:19 PM

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Ritchie, it's a well known fact that the breed of dog your chose for your carnal lust is of the messican persuasion.

Since you chose a dog rather than a human of the beaner type, then that tells me your are using misdirection as a way to perpetrate your carnal longings for messican males.

Please tell us, you're afraid that if your approach "Juan Valdez" he'll pull a knife (the favored weapons of spicks) on you, aren't you?

Own up to your homer tendencies. Stop trying to play games with us.

Ritchie Mccrow 10-31-2009 12:37 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 417017)
Sadly, Ritchie, I don't think you have the potential to join our church. Our men are upstanding, morally erect citizens, not whiny crybabies who sodomize chihuahuas. And what's not helping you at all either is you came in here lying on your first post claiming to know me, that you were in prison, etc.

God hates liars. And liars burn in hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 416219)
As heinous as my sins were, I am glad that my life story has provided inspiration to you, my friend. We can overcome any sin* and be forgiven for it.

*Except blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:28-29.

Godly Reverend Jim sir, I thought you say we can overcome any sin. I just want to be save
Praise Jesus

Rev. Jim Osborne 10-31-2009 12:46 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
I did say that, yes, but I have doubts you can overcome your transgressions. There's something about you that just doesn't seem right, young man.

James Hutchins 10-31-2009 01:05 AM

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.....and now 'Ritchie' has night time internet access....... :hmmm:

Ritchie Mccrow 10-31-2009 01:11 AM

Re: Hello from Freehold Maximum security prison
 
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 417063)
I did say that, yes, but I have doubts you can overcome your transgressions. There's something about you that just doesn't seem right, young man.

That's all in my past. I'm a new man Rev. Jim sir. With the love of Jesus I can overcome all those nasty things I did to Animals.
I found God. Praise sweet Jesus

Ritchie Mccrow 10-31-2009 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 417069)
.....and now 'Ritchie' has night time internet access....... :hmmm:

The nurse let me used it. She is happy for me that I found this Church with Godly members. Dear Brother Hutching I thank you for your support.

andrewellis 10-31-2009 02:56 AM

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Hi Ritchie,
I have read your story in this forum. I am so glad to hear how you want to change your life around. This is proof that God works miracles!! This could only be a miracle.
These people on this forum who are treating you bad, are not following Christ's example. Instead of filling you with fear of sinning again, they should be more so praying for you and supporting you through this hard struggle.
I work in psychiatric care, and I understand why you are emotionally up and down. These people on this forum have no compassion, they really need to follow Christ.
Ritchie, rather than focusing all your attention on gaining access to their church, you should rather set your sights on the future kingdom of God. How wonderful that will be.
Just because these people say it is God's favourite church or that they are "true christians", does not make it that! Ask God in prayer to guide you to the right people and read your bible and see how they line up with Jesus our saviour.
I will pray for you that God can rid you of all temptation and start living a righteous life, where by Jesus has atoned for those past sins.
Take care my friend,
Andrew


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