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You need to go stay with your parents until the wedding day, at a minimum. No more fornicating! :nonono: |
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Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??
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NO! YOU CANNOT! PRAISE THE LORD! |
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No its code word for painting and picking out furniture and such
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Mr. Coleman my main color is yellow not white
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You two make no sense!!!
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Would you kindly take your squabbling to some other forum, Addy and John? This thread is about teaching women how to avoid legitimate rape and I'd like to keep this public service announcement free from such foolishness. Thank you. |
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We are having a conversation and not a squabble and who are you to correct mr. John |
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I am no christian
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PRAISE THE LORD! |
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I'm bumping this important Public Service Announcement to include a new, clever, and faultless solution put forth by our very own United States Energy Secretary Rick Perry (whom you may remember as being outspoken about being grossed out about teh gays in the military when running for president).
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I'm sorry if you want to revert to go back to the dark ages you mind as well bring the punishments back. |
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Even funnier than believing that women have a built in defense mechanism against rape or Jesus on your panties will stop rape or butt plugs will prevent anal rape! No I figured either buck shot or a Forrest of slowly dying rapists would be good defense mechanism. At least I have some practical solutions other than magic Jesus underpants. I mean seriously if you want a theocracy.at the very least throw in some dark ages punishment. Otherwise your theocracy would suck if there's no handmaiden dystopian punishments. |
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Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Quote:
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Rape a woman? Get raped with a dull stick up right through the body. |
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Didn't you just read what I wrote? The only Biblical punishment for a man for raping a woman is that he has to marry her. Is that clear, or do I need to translate to some other language?! |
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If you did, maybe you'd find something like "turn the other cheek" and stop bothering people with unfounded (and patently false) assertions. :thumbsup: |
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It's either follow all of the Bible or none. Not unless a truechristian has a right to decide what rules he or she wishes to follow. Which would be hypocritical by the way... |
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Deuteronomy 22:22-24 22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel. 23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; 24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. Please note that in this case both the rapist and the raped deserve to die. There is one specific case when the rapist is sentenced to die but the woman can go free: Deuteronomy 22:25-27 25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. 26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: 27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her. And finally the case I brought up earlier, about a man raping a girl who is not engaged - it's wedding bells for them, nobody dies: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Quote:
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I'll be here all week. :) |
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Nope. I know it's difficult for you to understand, but the law is the law. Any additional punishment would be just unnecessary cruelty. |
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So yeah I think dark ages punishment would be applicable. |
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"You can't honestly tell me" so she cannot tell you, let's see " A theocracy wouldn't avoid..." So you cannot say that a theocracy would not avoid. Interesting. It is the same we say. You cannot say that we would not avoid unnecessary cruelty. So you CAN say that we will AVOID unnecessary cruelty. Thanks for your kind comment, then. Yes we will avoid anything that is not in the Bible. |
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Besides I can hardly believe that a theocratic government wouldn't be prone to tyranny. Or acts of unnecessary cruelness as we merely have too look in the past on what people did to maintain power underneath the name of God. |
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We know Catholics are weird, and evil. Nevermind I could have something similar to admiration for the strong figure of Torquemada, he is still burning in Hell for being a Catholic. The most cruel governments in History were NOT theocratic. What you think is not important, what is important is what God wants. I am praying for your soul, although I have no hope for you. |
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Let's Bring Back Biblical Discipline in the legal sphere as well as in the bedroom and in the school and in the medical field and in business and in women's wombs and everywhere! |
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