Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1055824)

Dear Lord,
I Maggie Reynolds pray for forgiveness from both you and my superiors at the church. I also pray for open eyes and an open heart to the teachings of pastor Ezekiel and the KJV Bible and I pray for you to bless my marriage
Amen

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1055832)

Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1055804)

I do not have to do anything!

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1055832)

Maggie* no more sex but can I still decorate the house??

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1055846)

No its code word for painting and picking out furniture and such

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1056287)

Mr. Coleman my main color is yellow not white

Originally Posted by John C. Coleman (Post 1056292)

Dumb whore doesn't see what I am trying to analogize.

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1056302)

*Ahem*

Would you kindly take your squabbling to some other forum, Addy and John? This thread is about teaching women how to avoid legitimate rape and I'd like to keep this public service announcement free from such foolishness.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by girlygirl18 (aka Addy the whore) (Post 1056328)

I am no christian

Originally Posted by John C. Coleman (Post 1056330)

Girl… your father ought ... beat you with it until you come within an inch of death. Proverbs 29:15 Proverbs 23:14. Proverbs 13:24

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 921650)

Ladies, recent comments by Republican Missouri senate nominee Todd Akin regarding his stance on abortion has come to the attention of Americans everywhere.



Now we here at Landover Baptist Church know very well that the LORD blesses and watches over His flock (Isaiah 61:9; Deuteronomy 28:8; Philippians 4:19). We also know that many women (and men - yikes!) have claimed to have been raped. Clearly this means most of these people are NOT a part of the vine (John 15:1-2), which explains why God's Blessing has been justly denied them. In any case, let's look at some statistics. According to Crisis Connection:



Friends, this is a tragedy!






A predictable consequence of "Feminism" is a prejudice against men!

How do we know?

Because women who maintain Godly standards usually DON'T GET RAPED! Certainly not in this quantity!

So the first thing to do to avoid being raped, is to maintain Godly standards for yourself! Here are some things the LORD was careful to include in the Holy Bible. If it's in the Holy Bible, we know it must be the most important information in the world. Of course True Christians™ know why - it keeps us safe!

We know, for example, the LORD made men to be visually stimulated. They can't help it, and this is but one of the things Satan uses to try and win their souls.

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Matthew 5:29

However, the LORD saw to it that devoted men would record the information we women need to do in order to keep from temping the men in our lives to stumble in sin (Romans 14:21). It is a very simple solution - a Godly, modest dress code.

Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;
1 Peter 3:3

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5

Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
Proverbs 31:30

As a jewel of gold in a swine's snout, so is a fair woman which is without discretion.
Proverbs 11:22

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect.
Romans 12:2

IF you happen to be legitimately raped, that is, forced against your will, then you need not worry about getting pregnant. You see, our bodies were fearfully and wonderfully made! (Psalm 139:14) The LORD has provided within our bodies, the miraculous mechanics of thwarting unwanted seed!

Now, I hope you'll bear with me while I show you some medical pictures. You may want to usher small children and boys/men from the room before looking. These pictures, although not lewd or pornographic in any way, do depict the female anatomy and might be inappropriate for some people.


Perhaps our dear Brother, Professor Bessimer can help us understand all this technical and medical jargon, but in the mean time, I encourage you to "fear not"! (1 Peter 3:14)

As senate nominee Todd Akin explains, after much medical and scientific training,





And do keep in mind, should the LORD send someone to forcibly impregnate you, each pregnancy is a gift from God! Why, as former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee explains, some "Forcible Rapes" created "Extraordinary" people!

“Ethel Waters, for example, was the result of a forcible rape,” Huckabee said on his radio show, according to the Los Angeles Times. “I used to work for James Robison back in the 1970s, he leads a large Christian organization. He, himself, was the result of a forcible rape. And so I know it happens, and yet even from those horrible, horrible tragedies of rape, which are inexcusable and indefensible, life has come and sometimes, you know, those people are able to do extraordinary things.”

:)

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223216)

I got idea all women should bare arms and we should hang draw and quater rapists and then display their heads in pikes. In public squares. Although I am a fan of Vlad the impalers methods of deterrents. A Forrest of slowly dying impaled rapists should send the message that rape is bad.


I'm sorry if you want to revert to go back to the dark ages you mind as well bring the punishments back.

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1223218)

Do you even grammar, spell, and parse, bro? :huh:

Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1223229)

It's a feminazi social justice warrior, Didymus, and it's probably several semester short of a high school diploma. What, did you actually expect logic and complete sentences from it?!

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223234)

LOLROFLMAO I'm feminazi? Now that's funny!

Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1223236)

Well, you are the one who said this (twice):

If that's not feminazi I don't know what is. I will just add that such violence is not condoned by the Holy Bible. The God intended punishment for rape is marriage:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

I agree with you that Mormons are just weird withe their magic underwear.

The punishments, dear, depend on the secular state laws. Ideally we could follow Biblical punishments such as stoning witches, adulterers, and homosexuals, but unfortunately, these Godly punishments are not allowed in the USA. For the moment. I have really high hopes for Trump and Pence in this regard. :)

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223239)

Well let's see I don't it's okay for men to rape and I don't see any verses against self defense. We could also justify impalement with an eye for an eye.

Rape a woman? Get raped with a dull stick up right through the body.

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223239)

...I don't see any verses against self defense...

Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1223241)

You don't see any verses at all, because you don't read the Bible.


If you did, maybe you'd find something like "turn the other cheek" and stop bothering people with unfounded (and patently false) assertions. :thumbsup:

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223247)

Yet aren't we supposed to be following ALL of the Bible?

Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1223248)

Yes.

That just means that if I gauge your eye out, mine should be taken out as well.

That's because you have not read the holy Bible, dear.

Capital punishment is reserved only for a very special cases of rape/adultery (the Bible doesn't really distinguishes between these two)

Deuteronomy 22:22-24
22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.

Please note that in this case both the rapist and the raped deserve to die.

There is one specific case when the rapist is sentenced to die but the woman can go free:

Deuteronomy 22:25-27
25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die.
26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.

And finally the case I brought up earlier, about a man raping a girl who is not engaged - it's wedding bells for them, nobody dies:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Yes.

Please show me a True Christian™ cherrypicking the Bible.

I'll be here all week. :)

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223249)

Well in your you hypothetical situation the woman would be stoned if she didn't respond correctly to rape. Thus the man will be guilty of not only rape but causing death to the woman thus impalement would be correct as a punishment.

Originally Posted by Basilissa (Post 1223250)

:facepalm:

Nope.

I know it's difficult for you to understand, but the law is the law. Any additional punishment would be just unnecessary cruelty.

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223262)

Yes but I'm talking about a hypothetical Theocracy which would be as Dystopian as Communism you can't honestly tell me a Theocracy wouldn't avoid unnecessary cruelty to enforce bibblical laws.


So yeah I think dark ages punishment would be applicable.

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez (Post 1223264)

I was about to answer, but doble negations in your post make it really.difficult!


"You can't honestly tell me" so she cannot tell you, let's see


" A theocracy wouldn't avoid..."
So you cannot say that a theocracy would not avoid. Interesting. It is the same we say.
You cannot say that we would not avoid unnecessary cruelty.


So you CAN say that we will AVOID unnecessary cruelty.


Thanks for your kind comment, then. Yes we will avoid anything that is not in the Bible.

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223412)

If you look in the past there was the Spanish Inquisition. Where tortures were created just for the soul purpose of exacting a confession. Just for a confession.
Besides I can hardly believe that a theocratic government wouldn't be prone to tyranny. Or acts of unnecessary cruelness as we merely have too look in the past on what people did to maintain power underneath the name of God.

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223412)

If you look in the past there was the Spanish Inquisition. Where tortures were created just for the soul purpose of exacting a confession. Just for a confession.
Besides I can hardly believe that a theocratic government wouldn't be prone to tyranny. Or acts of unnecessary cruelness as we merely have too look in the past on what people did to maintain power underneath the name of God.

Originally Posted by InLoveWithChrisChan (Post 1223216)

I'm sorry if you want to revert to go back to the dark ages you mind as well bring the punishments back.