Toilet Paper commercials: deviant and disturbing
 

I've never watch much TV, but right now I'm in Canada for some surgery, and while I sit here and recover there's nothing to do but watch Canadian TV. And it is weird. Especially the toilet paper commercials, which have some very disturbing undertones.

One involves a family of cartoon bears who wear shirts, but no pants. The kid sits on the toilet reading a newspaper. The kid gets up and the voiceover says something about whether the kid's butt is "ready for inspection". Remember, this isn't a toddler, because it was reading a newspaper. It seems in Canada, they inspect each other's butts for stuck bits of toilet paper. It's a faux pas, like dandruff on your shoulders:

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z...bark/bear1.jpg
http://brandpolemics.files.wordpress...pg?w=490&h=275
Wait, if stuck toilet paper is so bad, why is the adult bear so happy? I'm starting to think this has nothing to do with stuck paper!

Other brands brag that wiping your butt on their paper feels like wiping your butt on a kitten. Or a puppy. I can't judge, I haven't wiped my butt on either.
http://www.jghfoundation.org/galleri...e%20Kitten.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_eULRspilBT...oom-tissue.jpg

The more I think about this the more disturbed I get.

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I've seen those ads in a couple of airports while I waited for the Pastors to get done ministering. Those bears are incest pedophile scat lovers if you ask me, (which you did by posting the thread). I can't believe the FILTH that the liberals force on right-thinking Christian Americans!:thumbdown:

Toilet paper ads should be illegal, along with tampon ads and douche ads! What's next, an ad with some unsaved whore shoving a dildo in her cooter and telling us how much it feels like walking on a cloud!?! :bad:

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Sjeesh, you guys really make a problem out of everything now don't you.

Perhaps you should use this instead? :lol:

http://i.imgur.com/JrwGF.png

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Speaking of unsaved whores.:thumbdown:


:facepalm:

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It isn't just the toilet ads that you have to be careful of. This is an advert for thrush cream that was recently shown on UK TV. Listen to the words, a clear instruction for masturbation.:thumbdown:

YiC

Jack

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I don't know. I have a lot of respect for a company that can make cutesy, family-friendly cartoon commercials based on the phrase, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" :lol:

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Jeez, you mention "unsaved whores" and they just come out of the woodwork!

Nice potty mouth whore!:angry:

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This is really discusting. I never use toilet papers, why should I? My wife washes my underpants everyday. :thumbsup:

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By the way, Canada is a lot less fun these days. One of the nurses invited me to "go clubbing", and it turns out, he took me to a bar! Not a baby seal in sight!

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well, ive never been much of a wiper, praise God. especially since I started wearing the adult diapers? they didn't have any that would accommodate my supple girth, so I had to start makin my own. basically I cobble a few extra large diapers together, and I add some shamwows as a liner. It sure does the trick, and I never need no toilet paper since I just wash them off in the bog.

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Sister Humongous, I applaud your common sense approach. Some people see problems, some people see opportunities to excel.

:thumbsup:

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

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Are you sure Humongous is a women? :fear2:

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OK people, I need to post something for Brother Cranky AND NO ONE ELSE, OK?















I originally had it as "Sister (?) Humongous" since I wasn't sure. We'll see.

Your pal,

Zech

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We can be certain that toilet paper is the grease in the gears of the Big Sodomy machine. How many innocents have inadvertently cornholed themselves when a girthy finger tears through the weak spots that satan has slyly engineered and incorporated into the two-ply?:(

Billions...billions of damned souls skidding down the muddy road to hell!:angry:

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:fear2: Did that just happen to you? :o
I hope no rectal demons snuck in! You should sue the toilet paper company.

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Brother, I am proud to say that I have never wiped the vestibule of my nether region.:innocent:

If one masters the Godly art of projectile defecation, one needn't fret over one's rectal hygiene.B)

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I shall start training tonight. Fortunately, theres eggplant for dinner...

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It won't work unless your loins are girded up and your bowels are aquiver for The Lord...remember Matthew 17:20...