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Bobby-Joe 09-18-2009 05:35 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 401561)
The kid is what?4 years old?

and? If the kid wasn't a flaming homer he would be trying to tap that backside like a real man would. The only reason a NOT gay man would be not trying to copulate with those harlots would be if he is a Christian.

The child clearly isn't a Christian so the child is clearly gay.

the know nothing 09-18-2009 09:15 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe (Post 401565)
and? If the kid wasn't a flaming homer he would be trying to tap that backside like a real man would. The only reason a NOT gay man would be not trying to copulate with those harlots would be if he is a Christian.

The child clearly isn't a Christian so the child is clearly gay.

XD Dude...
I can't even answer to that...xD
You really made me laugh...

Johnnyboy 09-18-2009 09:45 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Portugal. Hands down. Not even close. These guys make the Greeks look like bad #sses.



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ese_army01.jpg

I'm sorry if the extreme gayness of this image offends anyone.

God Bless:innocent:

Johnnyboy 09-18-2009 09:56 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Lets see if Portugals Navy can dig them out of the depths of wimpness.






http://www.afsouth.nato.int/JFCN_Ope...vour/13718.JPG


Going to have to give that one a Fail.:lol:

the know nothing 09-19-2009 11:43 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...

Pastor Ezekiel 09-19-2009 11:47 AM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 401898)
The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...

I don't think that anyone here could stand the smell of their sinking garlic breath. :bad:

Even you know enough to not capitalize the name of that limp-wristed cesspool. :lol:

the know nothing 09-19-2009 12:36 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 401900)
I don't think that anyone here could stand the smell of their sinking garlic breath. :bad:

Even you know enough to not capitalize the name of that limp-wristed cesspool. :lol:

Just because I forgot...But I don't usually capitaliza anything.
So you're telling me that no one in America has bad breath...xD

Pastor Ezekiel 09-19-2009 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 401908)
Just because I forgot...But I don't usually capitaliza anything.
So you're telling me that no one in America has bad breath...xD

Normal (i.e., White) Americans sure don't.

May I ask why you are here? You seem to be a colossal waste of God's precious bandwidth. When are you going to start worshiping God? :threaten:

BTW: Proper American capitalization is a requirement here. Don't be lazy. :angry:

the know nothing 09-19-2009 01:16 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel (Post 401914)
Normal (i.e., White) Americans sure don't.

May I ask why you are here? You seem to be a colossal waste of God's precious bandwidth. When are you going to start worshiping God? :threaten:

BTW: Proper American capitalization is a requirement here. Don't be lazy. :angry:

God's bandwith?xD I like to read your opinions about some subjects....By the way...And I know this is off topic...What do you think about dogs?(this isn't a joke.)

Brother Temperance 09-19-2009 07:22 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 401898)
The rest of Europe call the portuguese army iron man with wooden weapons...They're fag?Tell that in their face...

Did you know that the Portuguese stayed nazi until the 70s, when the entire Portuguese army turned into a bunch of long-haired layabouts and decided they'd rather be commies because it sounded like less effort? Sickening, but true. They actually called it the "carnation revolution" because of how sissified it was. Portugal was filled with this kind of scene:
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/hom...mages/carn.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...p25April74.jpg http://unurth.com/media/39692/adres_...volution_1.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pqgJ1nt3_2...600/europa.jpg
An army does not get any gayer than that.
No wonder most of their navy consists of these:
http://www.aboututila.com/Photos/Ada...n-o-War-02.JPG

the know nothing 09-19-2009 09:10 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 401997)
Did you know that the Portuguese stayed nazi until the 70s, when the entire Portuguese army turned into a bunch of long-haired layabouts and decided they'd rather be commies because it sounded like less effort? Sickening, but true. They actually called it the "carnation revolution" because of how sissified it was. Portugal was filled with this kind of scene:
http://blog.nationmultimedia.com/hom...mages/carn.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...p25April74.jpg http://unurth.com/media/39692/adres_...volution_1.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pqgJ1nt3_2...600/europa.jpg
An army does not get any gayer than that.
No wonder most of their navy consists of these:
http://www.aboututila.com/Photos/Ada...n-o-War-02.JPG

Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S

Oakland "Reb" Griner 09-19-2009 09:35 PM

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I suppose that blue neckerchief signifies the particular variety of homersixual depravities that unGodly soldier will inflict on his willing (and not so willing) male conquests.

Disgusting.




Brother Temperance 09-20-2009 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 402026)
Nazi...Man you really don't know nothing...Portugal was one of the few European countries that weren't invaded.
Portugal was under a dictatorship until 25 April 1975.It was then when the military decided to put an end to it.
It was called carnation revolution because it was a "peaceful" revolution.Nobody died.They're gay because of that?
Well If you think that 0 casualities is gay it's your point of view but i doubt you go to heaven with those thaughts:S

Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.

the know nothing 09-21-2009 12:15 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance (Post 402165)
Yes. It's very very gay. For instance, World War One was quite manly, and hundreds of thousands of people died in it. In contrast, ballet is totally gay, and no-one ever dies from it. When even your communist revolution resembles ballet and just involves a bunch of queers throwing flowers at each other, you know your country is horrifically gay.

No one threw flowers....You are really stupid...I like the way you talk about things you don't even know about...

Rev. Jim Osborne 09-21-2009 12:20 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Woohoo! The Portugeuse! Way to defend a country that has had no relevance on the world stage for over 400 years! I suppose next you're going to tell us to respect Babylon for it's almighty power? :lol:

Also, Portugal's lack of invasions (save for the infamous Moor invasion) is due to geography, not military. Portugal is situated on a far corner of Europe, on the west end of the Iberian peninsula. There is no strategic value at all for any European nation to hold Portugal. It's simply the armpit of Europe and everyone knows that.

Brother Temperance 09-21-2009 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 402445)
No one threw flowers...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...p25April74.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pqgJ1nt3_2...320/europa.jpg
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/...9J0Jp/340x.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DA0GxpM0ow...on_soldier.jpg
It would appear that what the Portugese lack in testosterone, they make up for with flowers and lies. :thumbdown:

the know nothing 09-21-2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne (Post 402446)
Woohoo! The Portugeuse! Way to defend a country that has had no relevance on the world stage for over 400 years! I suppose next you're going to tell us to respect Babylon for it's almighty power? :lol:

Also, Portugal's lack of invasions (save for the infamous Moor invasion) is due to geography, not military. Portugal is situated on a far corner of Europe, on the west end of the Iberian peninsula. There is no strategic value at all for any European nation to hold Portugal. It's simply the armpit of Europe and everyone knows that.

No problem.At least it's a peaceful country...And there are almost no trans;)

Nobar King 09-21-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by the know nothing (Post 402483)
No problem.At least it's a peaceful country...And there are almost no trans;)

Do you mean transsexuals, or trans fats?

H. Montague Worthington 09-21-2009 06:09 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Portuguese is a stupid language, too. Like all sissy countries, they have masculine and feminine articles attached to every noun. But the Portuguese go the extra mile (ou "kilometro," se voce prefer) by having one of the most common spoken words-- "Thank You"-- masculine or feminine depending on the SPEAKER. Men say "obrigado" and women say "obrigada." So you're likely to get a giant "Obrigada!!" in response if you compliment the Portuguese military on their FABULOUS berets.

Johnnyboy 09-21-2009 10:28 PM

Re: What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
Granted, Argentina is no Portugal, but its definitely worth mentioning. Thats a whole bunch of wimpiness gathered together.




http://cusack.norumbega.co.uk/wp-con...6/lospatr1.jpg

Definitely. :thumbdown:


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