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Mary Etheldreda 01-10-2018 10:08 PM

True Christians™ Demand Our #MeToo Moment!
 
According to Newsweek, "A Tennessee pastor who publicly confessed to having a “sexual incident” with a high school student in 1998 received a thunderous standing applause when he asked to be forgiven." According to Jules Woodson, the woman he "incidented" with, modern day megachurch pastor Andy Savage was once a victim of temptation,

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Suddenly, Andy unzipped his jeans and pulled out his penis. He asked me to suck it. I was scared and embarrassed, but I did it. I remember feeling that this must mean that Andy loved me. He then asked me to unbutton my shirt. I did. He started touching me over my bra and then lifted my bra up and began touching my breasts.
Woodson told her pastor at Woodlands Parkway Baptist Church, where Savage was a Teaching Minister, and the church took care of it in God's Way. We don't know what happened behind the scenes, all we know is that after Woodson blabbed about her escapades to a bible study group, Savage was treated to a warm reception and left with his church's blessings to pursue the next goals God would set up for him.

Recently Savage, currently the teaching pastor of Highpoint MegaChurch in Memphis, Tennessee admitted to "incidenting" with Woodson and his congregation replied with the kind of compassion one has come to expect from the American Bible-Believing Church towards a preacher who confesses sexual inappropriateness: Immediate Forgiveness and Applause. Savage received a standing ovation for his confession and his apology to the congregation.



Upon prayerful reflection, I believe the Holy Spirit is leading a Grand Revival by taking back the #MeToo movement! If you think about it, the Rainbow kind of marks the original #MeToo movement. Although the LORD didn't exactly apologize or ask for forgiveness for the whole killing-almost-every-living-creature thing back in Noah's Day, we do love and celebrate a Clean Slate!
#MeToo - I deserve a standing ovation because I was once a victim -- of Sin!
Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I have a confession to make. Before I was Saved, I told my best friend in Jr. High that her boyfriend was gay. It turns out he is, but I couldn't have known that at the time and anyway that isn't the point. She was so upset to hear my convincing report that I comforted her and we got drunk on my aunt's schapps while watching MTv late into the night. She was so hungover the next day that I called her boyfriend and met up with him at the arcade and we ended up having oral sex behind the dumpsters because I had a mad crush on him at the time. They broke up the next day and my now ex-best friend became anorexic and eventually was sent to the mental health facilities in the city because she had a nervous breakdown. Brothers and Sisters in Christ, I apologize to you for this past sin that victimized me when I was young and foolish and impetuous and selfish. #MeToo. I want my standing ovation because I was once a victim of Sin, and now I present unto you a Clean Slate!

Basilissa 01-12-2018 06:23 PM

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Sister Mary, thank you for briefing us on this important news - a small victory for Christ it is indeed, recognizing that the men who perpetrate sexual assault are the True Victims™ here!

Let us pray for all of these poor men. :pray:

BrotherLarry 01-12-2018 06:55 PM

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Dearest Sister Mary,


I was moved by your confession and I want to be the first to forgive you. I think it shows that the LORD rewards those He has called into His service, blessing them even before they are saved.


I mean, here you were being a total b**** to your friend by making a statement about his being a homer, and yet you were able to get busy with him and probably hundreds of other young boys up until the time the LORD made you His saved and sanctified Child. Even though sin made you its victim no doubt countless times, today you can praise GOD because you are ready for Heaven. I bless the Lord for your testimony.


In Christian Love,
BrotherLarry

DolliMoans 01-12-2018 07:00 PM

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Sister Mary,
Thank you for paving a bold new chapter in Holy Christdom, for victims around who've caved into lust and fulfilled their temptations. With the crimson flow of Christ, He washes away our filth, and now, good people like Andy Savage's sins are wiped clean without a stain! :D


I would just like to take the opportunity to join the band wagon and say, #MeToo!!


Long before I was wed to Mr. Moans, I had many unsavoury cravings that I cannot elaborate in terrible detail on a public forum: to put it somewhat delicately, there was a time I would have suffered from terrible face to trouser syndrome with people like Pastor Savage. Let me tell now, today the only oral fixations I have is swallowing the Truth of the Word of God and spitting it back out on the UnSaved! :thumbsup:

MitzaLizalor 01-13-2018 01:32 PM

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But not in any sort of Lady Gaga way :fear2:
probably best not to scroll down too far

Bjorn Jensen 01-13-2018 02:25 PM

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One time I saw 2 homers kissing, right in front of me at Southridge Mall in Des Moines. This sexual harassment made me feel sick for days, as it goes against my religion and beliefs.

#metoo

Vince Coreleone 01-15-2018 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen (Post 1226694)
One time I saw 2 homers kissing, right in front of me at Southridge Mall in Des Moines. This sexual harassment made me feel sick for days, as it goes against my religion and beliefs.

#metoo


Unfortunately, in this sick world that we live in, it's become more and more common than we realize. :( Lord Jesus come quickly!

James Hutchins 01-15-2018 09:31 PM

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Everyone knows, there is no such thing as rape. There is procreation as demanded by God Almighty. No female can suddenly and simply become with a husband and have a Soldier for Jesus™. It does not magically happen as the eviloutionists would like people to think.
All women are sluts and they find a man in a weakened position, perhaps when he is first is Touched by Jesus®. Then they grab on to his genitals and thrust their firm pear like bosoms to him. Men naturally resist these advances and their muscles tense to the point of uncontrollable throbbing until they become exhausted, expelling their energy.
I've been attacked more times than I can count and have lived a life of shame because of it. #metoo

Dr. Anthony J. Toole 01-16-2018 08:17 AM

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Mary, I can tell you the thought of you engaged in teenage oral sex incident(s) has me standing up giving a vigorous 2 handed ovation. I only wish it were a blovation. But this is really engrossing testimony! I thought it was only the ex-homos who got their knees dirty like that. I'm sure the pastors would enjoy hearing it.

Mary Etheldreda 01-16-2018 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole (Post 1226798)
Mary, I can tell you the thought of you engaged in teenage oral sex incident(s) has me standing up giving a vigorous 2 handed ovation. I only wish it were a blovation. But this is really engrossing testimony! I thought it was only the ex-homos who got their knees dirty like that. I'm sure the pastors would enjoy hearing it.

Of course I'm not proud of my past, but it does give me a certain kind of insight into the ways of the homosexual - who strives for nothing less than to become a "slutty teenage girl." I think this is a kind of spiritual insight Jesus gave me. Anyway, have you ever notice how every pair of girl's denim jeans has holes cut in the knee? This is so the eventual wear and tear is hidden and she can "assume the position" of Sinfulness without giving away her productivity measures to her ignorant but complicit parents.

James Hutchins 01-16-2018 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1226809)
Of course I'm not proud of my past, but it does give me a certain kind of insight into the ways of the homosexual - who strives for nothing less than to become a "slutty teenage girl." I think this is a kind of spiritual insight Jesus gave me. Anyway, have you ever notice how every pair of girl's denim jeans has holes cut in the knee? This is so the eventual wear and tear is hidden and she can "assume the position" of Sinfulness without giving away her productivity measures to her ignorant but complicit parents.

I do not know a single True Christian™ who does not have a sin engorged past. We all freely admit it because to lie would be unChristian.
1 John 1:8-10
8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.


I personally had so many 'lost weeks' filled with sex with both animate and inanimate people and objects. Drugs that were used to kill horses. Having my body covered head to toe with the bodily excretions of dozens of beings during popper crazed orgies of flesh and perversion. If there was an opening on my body at the time, someone filled it. If anything protruded from my body, in was inserted.
Psalm 103:10-14
10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.
11 For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.
13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth them that fear him.
14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.


By the Grace of God Himself® I have been forgiven and He has washed the sins from my soul, though the carpet is still stained.
Yet even though I have been cleansed with the blood of a sheep, I as all True Christians ™ have been, we as a peaceful and entirely non-judgemental group are continually violated against our will.
Revelation 7:14
And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lam

Jim C. Lombardo 02-17-2018 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by James Hutchins (Post 1226811)
I do not know a single True Christian™ who does not have a sin engorged past. We all freely admit it because to lie would be unChristian.
1 John 1:8-10
8 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
9 If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
10 If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us.


I personally had so many 'lost weeks' filled with sex with both animate and inanimate people and objects. Drugs that were used to kill horses. Having my body covered head to toe with the bodily excretions of dozens of beings during popper crazed orgies of flesh and perversion. If there was an opening on my body at the time, someone filled it. If anything protruded from my body, in was inserted.
Psalm 103:10-14
10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.
11 For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.
12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.
13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth them that fear him.
14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.


By the Grace of God Himself® I have been forgiven and He has washed the sins from my soul, though the carpet is still stained.
Yet even though I have been cleansed with the blood of a sheep, I as all True Christians ™ have been, we as a peaceful and entirely non-judgemental group are continually violated against our will.
Revelation 7:14
And I said unto him, Sir, thou knowest. And he said to me, These are they which came out of great tribulation, and have washed their robes, and made them white in the blood of the Lam

Amen Brother Hutchins. You are not alone in having a past blinded by meaningless lust. Often, youth is a time defined by pain, that can only be relieved by having our orifices pounded into with the throbbing, thrusting flesh of other men. Then, comes that pivotal epiphany when we learn our sick pleasures have all been a lie. That is the moment we realize the only way to live life is to be a True Christian Republican!


I am so happy those days are far away behind me. Addiction is a trap like no other. You feel your head collapsing unto its spine until you get your fix of perversion, whatever it may be; cock, smack, meth, k, you name it! :fear2:




Only my deepest love for Jesus makes me clean and pure like a sweet baby. It's why so many of us are born again. Praise, oh praise the Sweet Lord's Holy Name!

ManofGOD1576 02-17-2018 10:42 AM

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It was obviously a test from GOD but This Jules woman is nothing but a wicked snake and a temptress,and failed miserably.

Dragging down a well established preachers career with her earthly desires of the flesh.


I pray that god will turn this woman from her wicked deeds or send her to the depths of hell where other indulgent miscreants abide.:angry:




When a good man gets his career ruined by a little harlot demon spawn. #MeToo

crazyjack13 02-20-2018 07:14 PM

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#metoo
I was raised in an Atheistic household. Mainly in high school, I had believed that Homosexuality was an okay thing to choose to be, and that there was no inherent morality. Once or twice, I had even considered premarital sex. Only recently reaching the Light, I finally realize how victimized I had been by my sin.


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