BUMS - Bringing Unsaved Mendicants Salvation
As a former meth addict and out-of-luck alcoholic, I know how lost one's life is, without the tender touch of Jesus Christ. It's with a humble and manly single tear I announce a new outreach program - BUMS (Bringing Unsaved Mendicants Salvation); an exciting outreach operative mission to accelerate winning souls on behalf of Christ's Army. You'd be surprised! Even in the most surly, fowl-mouthed, piss-laden, violent skidrow hobo can one see glimmers of Christ-like qualities, more so they you could ever dream to find inside any soulless atheist.
BUMS is rushing the streets at this very moment, hitting up every transient and exchanging samples of the Good News in return for their day's panhandlings. What good is a few pennies that would be libel to fuel their destruction coke addiction, comparatively to something of true value; God's greatest gift? Unfortunately, I don't possess the proper street credentials, being a mere Forum Member, to handle the task of any real prosthelytizing. I'm along as a case example witness and coin collector, working alongside a True Christian™ minister, who unfortunately cannot be named here, for legal reasons. 1 Timothy 6:10 10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. Nevermore, BUMS is here to pierce those flopheads with something greater, Jesus Christ, their King, who died on the cross for their (many) sins. |
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Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? |
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I don't know what to say. I know little about this guy. Maybe he isn't really True Christian™, nor did I really ask. Perhaps he's a renegade who |
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Clearly someone needs to learn how to stop pitying the poor. Where is that whats-his-name, (what's-zer-name?) Social Construct guy? Anyone seem him/zer lately?
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First of all, they call it "Freakhole, Iowa", and if you want to preach there you're moose huntin' on thin ice. They guard their turf there, and people tend to show up dead with few questions asked and less answered.
Remember Brother Trent? He doesn't post so much because of a brain injury, and not from hitting his head on the keyboard while arguing with unsaved trash. He still can't remember what happened down the freakhole. Says his crew took more casualties there in a night than his squad took in its entire deployment to Iraq. Even Dr. Laurie can't find a painkiller that can help him, and that woman is known as "patient zero in the opiate epidemic". I hope you're really, really good at faith healing. Do you know which prayer is best for a sucking chest wound? |
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What are you talking about Sally? It's not that bad.
Edit: Oh, I get it. Never mind. |
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Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; |
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Oh I don't pity them, not one bit. I look at them and wretch at the reminder of how I once was, and how far I've come to dispel my old ways.
Knowing from experience, you'd be surprised how much these people collect on a daily basis. It seems a shame to think of all that squandered money being held out from Christ? :( That where BUMS step in. |
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And Dr. Laurie medicine does just fine, it cures my cravings for the previous medicine I took, even if it doesn't do so much for the headaches, confusion, dizziness, sudden vomiting, vomiting after long periods of nausea, blurry vision, and pieces of skull turning up in places where pieces of skull are not supposed to be. I don't sweat the small stuff. Except when I have sweating spells, but that's just a side-effect of the pills. I can't complain. What were we talking about again? Please type with big letters, or at least stop typing with the blurry ones. |
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Here's an article about things we hold in common, and there's another one, I'd look for the link but it seems twitter is suffering from an outbreak of fat-shaming-adjacent-splaining - in 2019!!!!! Up and away and you're welcome. |
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I direct your attention to Ephesians 4:29. Thus saith the Lord, "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." Frankly, I never thought I'd hear a member of this forum lobbying for hoboes and urchins. Doesn't Big Homeless have enough power already? |
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Farewell Jim, we used to be friends, but in accordance with God's word (2 Corinthians 6:14), I am instantly turning my back on you and can't wait to watch you burn in Hell, sinner! |
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