STOP being Left-handed!!!
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?
Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity. Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption. Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UqB56cZ7cF...and+salute.jpg Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right. Barack Hussein Obama W.C. Fields Bill Clinton Benjamin Franklin Robert Plant Julius Caesar Fidel Castro David Letterman Kermit the Frog Boston Strangler Jack-the-Ripper Leonardo da Vinci Euell Gibbons Albert Einstein Oprah Winfrey Robert Redford Bart Simpson Kurt Cobain Jimi Hendrix Benjamin Netanyahu Angelina Jolie Dan Aykroyd Paul McCartney Ehud Olmert Sarah Jessica Parker Ringo Starr Jerry Seinfeld And it was just a few... Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again. Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version) 13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth. 17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations. Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version) 33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left. 34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: … 41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels: Matthew 6:3 (King James Version) But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does: Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version) A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left. Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version) 15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous: “The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!” Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.” |
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Remember the good old days when teachers would beat the lefthandedness out of a child? With my brother they went as far as tying his left hand to his desk so that he couldn't use it.
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I am so glad my husband forced me to use my right hand when we met.
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Amen! I am glad to see somebody giving some much-needed attention to the issue of the disgusting, alternate lifestyle of being left-handed.
Of course normal people like us take for granted that our families and friends all use their right hand, but we forget that there is an underbelly to society, a dismal moral abyss of deviants who choose to defy nature and GOD and do everything with their LEFT. Well, I certainly hope this helps them see the light. |
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It makes me sad to see how many freaks out there still choose to mock Jesus by using their left-hand to do things, only the right hand were meant to be doing.:cray: |
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I heard somewhere that Judas Iscariot was supposed to have been left-handed.
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Let's suppose there is a god. He created everything, right? Which means he created all the hundreds of languages on our planet, right? Which means he gave you a big enough chance of at least getting ONE of them right, and must be pretty pissed off that you can't even do that, right? |
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Why are you really here, Godmocker? |
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It seems clear to me that you are a "left-hander" who just don't want to change. Well I can't say I'm sorry, that you're gonna burn in Hell for that. You are right about one thing though. I’m sincerely sad that I do not master God’s own language “American” to perfection yet. Unfortunately, I am raised in Denmark, where Denmarkian is the first language. As for my opinions... They are, as you can see, based on the Bible’s words, and in clear contrast to you, I believe in each and every one of the scriptures in the Holy Book. In addition… You should probably be careful to criticize my way to write, as long as you choose to write God without a capitalized G. Enjoy Hell. |
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@TheSalvationBeliever I am glad I am right handed! :)
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Listen here, boy. Maybe you should get down off your high horse quickly, because God WILL push you off it otherwise! |
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Well, then I guess I have no reason to become a christian anyways. I'm left handed.
Haha you people are so deluded. Seriously it's really sad. |
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2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: |
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Just how do you know that for sure? You were told it by a teacher or read it in a science book, on a science website...etc ..? If otherwise, please cite evidence to support WHY you believe that. |
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YIC Mrs Phebe Dewitt. |
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Well actually it was jeebus who made me a left hander.
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You are the one claiming that there is alleged "proof" of certain things and dissing and abusing people you claim don't know about it. WHy not cite the information you claim to be there? If you HAD actually researched it at all, it should well be quick find for you. It WOULD be better however if you had authored the papers yourself of course, because by your 'free-thinking" rhetoric, you can't believe "stuff" others have written, right?:D YIC Mrs Phebe Dewitt. |
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