9 Unexpected Things Discovered in President Trump's Safe
An unnamed source has leaked details from the FBI raid yesterday exclusively to the Landover Baptist Church. Librarian thugs from the National Archive looking to find overdue library books (probably LGBTQ-themed) will be disappointed.
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Mark my words, an embarrassed FBI will be told by a judge to return everything. |
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Luke 3:17 Whose fan is in his hand, |
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I heard there were some gold-plated golf tees in the safe. That is unsubstantiated so far.
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There is also what my source tells me appears to be a long lost treasure map that points to a flaw in the original United States Constitution that would make it possible for Antifa to detonate a nuke under The Whitehouse. Trump was the only one who knew... |
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I'm getting updates of more items found in Trump's safe: the long form birth certificate of Barack Boko-Haram Obama... guess what? It's Kenya. Trump was right. No wonder they took him down. |
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President Trump did insist and the whole package of good-looking people be photographed with him. His estate? I'm wondering about that. |
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More items have been found. This one is a Top Secret standing order signed by President Trump that says any documents he takes to Maralago and puts in his safe are automatically declassified, which 18 former Whitehouse officials testified is "complete fiction".
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Is that blotting paper on the left?
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Do I need to explain the difference between satin and sateen, velvet and velveteen, organdy and organza? Get thee to thy sewing room, Sister! And study the ways of fibers and weaves vis a vis fabric. Tell me that things have not gotten so far out of hand that you have started conflating gingham with calico. |
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President Trump early on said has a prized collection of Bibles. He said he "keeps them in a special place." I'm wondering if he put the Bibles in boxes when they moved to Florida and placed them in the safe when he arrived. The FBI took them and are now embarrassed. That is why they have refused to reveal what they took in their raid.
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Donald Trump: 'Nobody Reads Bible More Than Me; John Kerry Hasn't Read the Bible' | Politics News (christianpost.com) |
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I am not surprised. |
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