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God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy?

Today I found my naive, clean limbed, glabrous young youth of a nephew playing Nintendon’t’s lastest new arcade game The God of War in his bed room.

Do you know what I saw on the security video of him playing it in his room? A middle aged jooish fellow (I assume from his beard) living alone with an obviously Caucasian young youth, barely older than my nephew :badmood:

How can this not be a prelude to anal sex simulator in the new Virtual Reality the kids are always talking? What is this middle aged male’s (who dresses like a Spanish white) prurient interest in a callow youth with barely the whisper of downy fluff on his glabrous skin I thought as I uploaded footage of my nephew onto my hard drive and made it JesOS compatible.

How is Mr Trump not banning this call to anality and why is no one talking about it?

YIC

Re: God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy?

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1231793)

Today I found my naive, clean limbed, glabrous young youth of a nephew playing Nintendon’t’s lastest new arcade game The God of War in his bed room.

Nintendo? That Chinese Videogame company who produces Paystations? Yeah, i know, it's horrible.

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1231793)

Do you know what I saw on the security video of him playing it in his room? A middle aged jooish fellow (I assume from his beard) living alone with an obviously Caucasian young youth, barely older than my nephew :badmood:

How can this not be a prelude to anal sex simulator in the new Virtual Reality the kids are always talking? What is this middle aged male’s (who dresses like a Spanish white) prurient interest in a callow youth with barely the whisper of downy fluff on his glabrous skin I thought as I uploaded footage of my nephew onto my hard drive and made it JesOS compatible.

I did some research on this game. The name "God of War" says all. Think about it. It talks about a "God" who goes on rampage, murders people and hates other Gods. There is no doubt who this God of War is... Allah! It is clear that the purpose of this franchise is having Allah killing other Gods of other religions. He already killed all of the Gods of the Greeks, now he is killing the Gods of the Swedes. Who's next? Jesus? Considering that the videogame industry was founded by a greedy joo who escaped from the gas chambers it wouldn't surprise me.

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles (Post 1231793)

How is Mr Trump not banning this call to anality and why is no one talking about it?

YIC

As far as i rember, Mr. Trump already said that he will ban violent video games. Considering that this game is brutal enough i'm sure it will be banned from America just like the towel wearing people (and i'm not talking about our nuns) banned it from their penisula.

Re: God of War: harmless SJW fun or Jewish conspiracy?

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Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati (Post 1231815)

The name "God of War" says all. Think about it. It talks about a "God" who goes on rampage, murders people and hates other Gods. There is no doubt who this God of War is... Allah! It is clear that the purpose of this franchise is having Allah killing other Gods of other religions.

That is a good point and the alternative is almost even worse:

Exodus 15:3 The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.

:fear2:

Now, any game which presumes to depict God, is not just blasphemy (as it makes up what God says and does) but also goes against the Second Commandment (although, padrecito Romeo, have no idea what I'm talking about).