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mattm89 08-25-2009 09:57 AM

Just a tad confusing
 
Hello

I stumbled across this site (I'm not trolling) and started to read some of the articles on the main webpage and came across the forums where I read some more. I came across one article entitled 'Is My Little Baby Going to Go Gay?' and also a forum post entitled 'What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?'.

These startled me at first and as I began to read, I started to try to understand your culture. On the topic of the rape incident well as most of you probably know, rape is indeed illegal in the United States. So I'm just confused on why you would expect the daughter to marry the rapist if she became pregnant from the attack. Obviously you wouldn't want the child to be a bastard child however rape is illegal and shouldn't just be cast aside because there is a child involved and then marry the two. It should be dealt with by the correct authorities and it is up to the PARENT of this unborn child, not their parents but the rape victim, to decide the outcome of the unborn. Although I don't myself agree much with abortion, the child once born could constantly remind the mother of such attack which could cause nervous brakedowns etc.

Now on the subject of 'Is my little baby going to go gay?' the simple answer is NO. Children get up to things that are childish like watching cartoons or not wearing socks and the child will cry also.

I quote 'Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow moustaches twice as fast as the men.'

To be completely honest that could only come from an uneducated halfling seen as England have soccer (or football as they call it) and it's a massive part of their country. I have been to England and I can say that it is not at all an underdeveloped country and also that the reason we speak english is because they taught it us! Hardly uneducated.

Thanks

HTannor 08-25-2009 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mattm89 (Post 389419)
.......... I have been to England and I can say that it is not at all an underdeveloped country ...........


Many people that go to England return home with homer tendencies. We hope that hasn't happened to you.

Pastor Ezekiel 08-25-2009 11:30 AM

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Unless you are here to accept Jesus as your personal Savior®, you may as well leave. We have a very strict policy "Unsaved Not Welcome" policy at Landover Baptist Church. Your unsaved opinions are not even slightly interesting to us. :bye:

Ezekiel Bathfire 08-25-2009 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mattm89 (Post 389419)
Hello[…]On the topic of the rape incident […]nervous brakedowns etc.

First let me point out that “brake” is what stops your vehicle, “break” is a splitting asunder. It seems your stay in UK has deprived you of the advantages of an American education.


And now moving on: your arguments are as chaff before the wind. The instruction to marry your rapist is God’s instruction. I can thus say with confidence, “Case closed.”

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Now on the subject of 'Is my little baby going to go gay?' the simple answer is NO. Children get up to things that are childish like watching cartoons or not wearing socks and the child will cry also.
You have contradicted a Pastor of great learning. Are your qualifications anything like as good as his? I doubt it, “Case closed.”

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I quote 'Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow moustaches twice as fast as the men.'

To be completely honest that could only come from an uneducated halfling seen as England have soccer (or football as they call it) and it's a massive part of their country. I have been to England and I can say that it is not at all an underdeveloped country and also that the reason we speak english is because they taught it us! Hardly uneducated.
I note the complete absence of any denial about women with moustaches…

Pastor Isaac Peters 08-25-2009 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mattm89 (Post 389419)
So I'm just confused on why you would expect the daughter to marry the rapist if she became pregnant from the attack.

The Bible says so. If you don't approve, take it up with the Almighty.

Rev. M. Rodimer 08-26-2009 05:03 PM

Re: Just a tad confusing
 
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Originally Posted by mattm89 (Post 389419)
On the topic of the rape incident well as most of you probably know, rape is indeed illegal in the United States. So I'm just confused on why you would expect the daughter to marry the rapist if she became pregnant from the attack.

Who said anything about her marrying the rapist if she became pregnant?

The woman's virginity has been stolen by the rapist. He has humbled her and reduced her value -- she is now damaged goods. No True Christian™ man will marry her.

Just as you are responsible when you trip in an antique store and smash a vase, so is a rapist. He broke it (her hymen), so he must buy it.

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Although I don't myself agree much with abortion, the child once born could constantly remind the mother of such attack which could cause nervous brakedowns etc.
So it's OK to murder an innocent child because it might, maybe, perhaps upset the mother? She can't give it up for adoption, then?

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Now on the subject of 'Is my little baby going to go gay?' the simple answer is NO. Children get up to things that are childish like watching cartoons or not wearing socks and the child will cry also.
I wasn't aware you were a psychiatrist. Where did you get your degree?


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