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Brother J.H. 02-21-2008 10:56 PM

Isn't She running for President?
 
If the World's Best Christian is running for President, why are we not voting for her.

Pastor Ezekiel 02-21-2008 11:01 PM

Re: Isn't She running for President?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SisterShirleyPhelps (Post 148868)
If the World's Best Christian is running for President, why are we not voting for her.

Who says we aren't? And what business is it of yours, woman? :glare:

Brother J.H. 02-21-2008 11:25 PM

Re: Isn't She running for President?
 
I am not a woman. I am a sad homo trying to recover from transgenderism. I'm so sorry.

Brother J.H. 02-21-2008 11:29 PM

Re: Isn't She running for President?
 
I am really trying to get saved. Please help me.

Bobby-Joe 02-21-2008 11:30 PM

Re: Isn't She running for President?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SisterShirleyPhelps (Post 148909)
I am not a woman. I am a sad homo trying to recover from transgenderism. I'm so sorry.

Friend,

I suggest you put down that "pipe"* get up off your knees from in front of your boyfriend and open yourself to The Lord. Only when He feels you with His love will you be truly free of the gay germ that infests. you.


* if you know what I mean


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