Business Opportunity - Jesus and Coffee
 

You've all probably now seen the news headlines about Starbucks - two young buck nigra's asked to use the bathroom without purchasing anything and were denied access to the facilities. Then they proceeded to sit down and occupy a table without buying anything. They were then asked to leave and refused to do so, and the police were called and they still refused - so they were carted away in handcuffs. Of course the whole episode was captured on video and went "viral".

It's definitely unfortunate that this incident had to happen, but evidently these two young bucks didn't get the memo that Obama was no longer president and there is no more free stuff like ObamaPhones, ObamaCare, and dumps.

Equally unfortunate is that the CEO of Starbucks (probably raised on too much Jane Goodall), a multi-national corporation, is one of those LIEberal socialist snowflakes that's willing to turn over the vast resources of the company to just about anyone - declaring that everyone is a "customer" whether they purchase anything or not.

It doesn't take much in the way of genius level IQ to predict what is going to happen when all the Starbucks locations are turned over to junkies, derelicts, vagrants, vagabonds, drug addicts, panhandlers, homeless people, loiterers, bums, hipsters, perverts, prostitutes, hobos, abortionists, illegal immigrants, Mexican gangs, and transgenders. Starbucks stock is bound to take a dive like a 747 with a massive engine failure once this new "plan" is fully implemented.

These dire times for the company are not without an upside, and an opportunity exists for a leveraged buyout or hostile takeover that True Christians™ can take advantage of. I see turning all 28,000 world wide locations into storefront Christian ministries called "Jesus and Coffee" - a place where you can come, relax, and enjoy a cup of Joe and talk about Jesus. It's likely to be more popular than Chick-fil-A - and at a price of pennies on the dollar once the stock takes a dump and turns the company into a shithole.

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Brother Bryan,


I am raising my hand to be in line for investing in your idea if you should decide to follow through with it. As anyone knows, I am a shrewd person when it comes to money. One of the reasons I thought this was great: There are many Starbucks in the city of NY. There have been times when my toileting needs were met by their generally clean facilities. However, when I think of black people using those same facilities without so much as buying a latte or muffin, I cringe. What if I caught sickle cell from a toilet seat? Unacceptable.


Paying customers are less likely to have sickle cell because they are more likely to have access to health care.


It's a little different for people like me - I mean, I didn't buy anything when I availed myself of toileting at their 350 5th Avenue location. But I also am certain I didn't leave sickle cell anemia viruses everywhere. My conscience is clear on that.


If I might add a suggestion to the new, improved Jesus and Coffee line of Christ Approved locations: Free wifi should be restricted to those computers with JesOS and there must be strict rules regarding what sites are permissible to access. NYC is filled with lust and lots of Joos, Blacks, and Asians. We all know that their libido is out of control - think of how many babies are born to those races each day! Anyway, again let me add my "I'm in!" to this wonderful, Christ inspired plan.


BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:12

Re: Business Opportunity - Jesus and Coffee
 

It sounds like a great idea, though I'm iffy on the Bible's stance over the coffee part. I don't remember if The Bible mentions anything about coffee specifically, and perhaps one of the more learnt pastors could clarify. I believe it is stimulant and a diarrhetic? Hmm, I'm not sure about it.:(. I think it would be better if people stopped in for their daily perk off Jesus. Getting a fix from the Holy Spirit seems much more positive.:lol:

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Maybe, also print on Bible verses onto the coffee cups? Not just the fluffy verses, but verses about the truth and how one must stay on the entire course of obeying the Bible, not just the parts they want to. Maybe Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish out from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the Lord your God which I command you."