For We True Christians™, 2020 Has Been the Best Year Ever
When all this hubbub over the virus and the election are over and we can look back on 2020, it will be seen as a wonderful year. We need to count our blessings.
1.) The Coronavirus took out 200,000 sinners. Sure, it was tough to watch Grandma die, but God exercised his judgment and we are grateful. 2.) Out of the 600,000 homer marriages, there were thousands of divorces. God did not want them married, now they pay. Glory! 3.) The government bailout program Democrats wanted to help unemployed has been shrunk. This will force lazy people back to work. 4.) Many storms have hit cities known for their welcome to homers. Goodbye sin cities. Others may want to add to the good news from 2020. |
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5. God has been cleansing the West Coast with fire and smoke. Praise :him-fancy: or go to Hell!
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6. Don't foget our wonderful Godly President Trump will be reelected to reign for (at least) four more years!
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I don't know about you, but my stock portfolio is higher than ever. It proves that working smart is better than working hard.
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Oh, how I do agree with everything that you have all written here. And to Almighty :god-fancy: goes the :glory:
I must say, I had a chuckle at how the Demonrats and the LIE-beral, free-for-all opponents of our beloved President Trump are whining their way through 2020. Instead of giving worthy praise to the :lord-fancy: :jesus-fancy:, all they're doing is criticizing and finding fault with everything. It is so uplifting to see the :true-fancy: people, on the other hand, giving :god-fancy: the honor that He so deservedly desires. James 1:12 "Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the :lord-fancy: hath promised to them that love :him-fancy:." Jeremiah 29:11 "For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the :lord-fancy:, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end." And, to give you an example of the LIE-berals losers and their constant complaints, here is something that might amuse you. Is it any wonder that they are setting themselves up for failure -- once again -- at the upcoming election? |
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I think I found the one for November.
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This has probably been the best year since the year Jesus died on the cross for our sins. I don't expect things to go this well again until 2024, when President Trump is re-re-elected! No doubt God will send some terrible plague or natural disaster then to clear out some more sinners. Glory!
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The best part of this in so many ways Glorious Year has been that the silly games called the Olympics were cancelled!
:yahoo: For those of you, who are unfamiliar with this disastrous debacle, the Olympics are pagan celebrations from ancient Grease that were established with the intention of spreading the vile habit of Sodomy to Christian or pre-Christian nations. This practice continues into our days with male youth full frontal nudity being the mainstay of these events. Here a Thongian "athlete" is lustily slurping the "gay-friendly" atmosphere of the Rio (or whatever) Olympics. https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c0yOu_Fq7...nga%2BPita.jpg And here we can see two young youths competing in "diving". We know that their goal is to dive into the rectums of unsuspecting heterosexual Caucasian youth and seduce them to the dark side of fornication. https://i.postimg.cc/htHTgnXc/Olympi...fa-3974782.jpg The only kind of "games" and competitions that matter are the ones aimed at an entry to Heaven, not an anal entry. 1 John 5:4 For whatsoever is born of God overcometh the world: and this is the victory that overcometh the world, even our faith. Thanks to the Covid-plague, the Olympic games have been permanently cancelled, and we can pray and place or trust in the speedy return® of Jesus (Revelation 22:12) before the next "Olympiad" commences. Yours in Christ, Elmer :bye: |
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How any of this can be considered a valid "competition" is beyond me. Why don't they just fire themselves out of a cannon? It amounts to the same thing. |
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I can't hold back my enthusiasm for 2020. In a couple of weeks President Trump will be reelected. Then we have November and December to celebrate that. January 2021 will be the month of his inauguration.
The year 2021 will be even better. President Trump will see to it white males will take back more of their proper authority from women and the government will be hollowed out to some small and unimportant entity. Praise Jesus. |
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I've been reading that Trump may leave America if Biden wins! :fear2:
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The only thing that could destroy 2020 would be Creepy Joe winning against Pres. Trump. But that won't happen. God promised that it will be at the last TRUMP.
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This year I received a letter personally signed by Donald Trump himself. Obama never sent me so much as a postcard.
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