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I just hope that it will be before the elections to choose the new mayor. I would be blessed if I could help make clear to Mr King that he's not welcome. Thanks for showing those non-believers that you follow the Book: 1 Kings 13:15 Then he said unto him, Come home with me, and eat bread |
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However, maybe I'll revise my plans. A new guy has come to Freehold, and his name is Alfred King. Our previous mayor died about a week ago, and mr. King is running for mayor. He is a democrat, and he is colored, so the people here don't like him much.:thumbsup: However, they now discover that a lot of resentment towards them lives in Freehold, especially among the poorer people in Freehold, including their own servants. They are morbidly afraid of him. So awesome!:lol: Read more about mr King here. Also, if you want to help mr. King and the good people of our town, you can oppose his foremost opponent and "true christian" Johny Joe Hold here. You will see that this man is a liar and never answers questions. |
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Also, what is Project Habakkuk? I googled it and it's something about World War 2? |
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He's not even an Ex-Nigra! |
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I felt the evil radiate off that witch Cassandra, and come through my computer monitor, and speak to me, in a sultry, yet soft and innocent voice..
I am NO LONGER ATTRACTED TO WOMEN! Get thy devil off my shoulder! Pray for me brothers and sisters in Christ, do not let me be tempted by witchy lesbians again. :cray: PRAISE GOD |
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As many witches, I am a very nosy person, and I come a lot in the woods, where much of the Project takes place. It is top secret, and if I would give you too much inside information they would delete my post, so I won't go into detail here. Let me just say that, if the plan succeeds, many people around the world will notice. However, many parts of it rely on faith instead of technology, so I personally think it will backfire. But not without cost in human lives, I'm afraid.:( Quote:
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What's up, isn't your wife giving you enough attention? Or is she just unconscious because you've had a discussion?:lol: |
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I have an idea, why can't you start a relationship with Pastor Zeke, then you both can be "cured" from your "ungodly lusts.":D |
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I will have you know that not only am I 100% Caucasian but I am also the PROUD daughter of a United States Marine. I have received training in many different hunting techniques that my father and our friends practice yearly in the marshes near the local Boodist enclave. Last year I stalked, shot and field dressed three buck deer (including one that was strangely bipedal) in a single day of hunting. I am actually rather hoping that the good people of Landover will invite me to join in the next Witchhunt festival. As for me being 14...well, I've been told that I could still pass as a teenager but yours is the most extreme compliment thus far. I have a few years on you, girlie, and I am NOT afraid to give your father a phone call and ask him to remind you about how you should treat your elders. |
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