'Dungeons & Dragons' co-creator dies, goes to hell:
This was bound to happen. Couples who love each other often die within one year of each other.
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RIP, David Lance Arneson. You rolled a D12, and it landed on cancer. You and your heretical dungeoning won't be missed. Although, I'm still keen on the dragons idea.
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Just so people don't accuse us of favoritism, it was noted when Gygax passed, too:
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I guess Lance gets to play a 1st hell bound soul in Satan's dungeon of ass rape and fire torture. To late poor Davey to repent of that little demon worshiping game you came up with to TRICK KIDS INTO SODOMY AND DAMNATION??? Glory, God's justice has been done to this evil man, may all Arneson's works go up smoke like his soul is.
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Don't have to roll a thing for Jesus! Just open your heart and let him in. Of course you need to get out of your mother's basement first.
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Yet more proof that Wicker is a load of nonsense, if even the most advanced practitioners of the Dark Arts can't protect themselves against cancer. I hope this will inspire followers of the occult Arneson/Gygax cult to give up their nonsensical Satanic practices and embrace the Light. I am absolutely 100% confident that if this man had placed his trust in prayer instead of 12-sided dice, he would still be alive today.
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Indeed, gambling with faith in the Lord exacts a costly price. Especially with a D12.
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I wonder if he had a Dungeons & Dragons themed funeral, and a gothic casket.
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If he had more stamina he'd probably still be alive today.
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What are you all talking about? The last time I was this confused was when I had cable installed and the guy was telling me about something called a 'DVR'. I just kept nodding and he finally stopped talking.
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You're wrong about a number of things.
First of all, nobody uses a d12 anymore. There's a reason it's called "d20 rules". Second, I don't think I quite understand where you're getting the idea of us using D&D as a means to act out our "rape fantasies" on monsters. As I understand it, most rape fantasies involve the monsters doing the invading, not the heroes - and even were that not the case, I don't see many gamers "getting off" on rolling dice and say "I smite the goblin". Third, "To Hit AC0" is a Second Edition idea. What you should be worried about now is the rules for grappling - but they're so complicated that nobody uses them. Fourth, there are no rules for sodomy in Dungeons & Dragons. There are, however, rules for redemption. I'm not going to say whether you're right or not about gamers going to hell or being devil worshipers or generally unclean individuals, but your lack of knowledge about the subject suggests that you don't know your enemy. Although seeing some of the emoticons to the right, here, also seems to suggest that you don't care. That's all I'll say on the matter. I don't believe in monsters, and I'm on the fence about God...but I'm almost certain that He's not here. |
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I take it that you agree on the rest?
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Agnosticism, in my case. And I started there. Believe me: if D&D were a cult, I would be no more drawn to it than I am to the church.
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This is besides the point because the multicolor dice used, not multisided. The rainbow is the traditional gay symbol used in everything from children’s games to candy. Quote:
and let us consider the character race "half orc" Logically that can only be the product of male human adventures raping orc females. Since orcs or cannibalistic they would eat any human female they captured, so that only leaves human males forcing themselves on orc females. We can be sure that any imagined victory by a group of D&D players over any goblin tribe features scenes of unspeakable debauchery over the captures goblin females. Jesus weeps friend when He thinks of this. Quote:
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The second source is a much less serious community, and most of its membership is not D&D-oriented. It is also, for the most part, not pornographic in nature. The third source represents an extremely small subset of gamer culture, and again should not be used as a symbol for the culture itself. I could point out, for instance, that some priests molest young boys, and that therefore all religious authority figures molest young boys (an assertion that isn't true but for a tiny subset of its membership). Quote:
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