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Jeb Stuart Thurmond 05-08-2009 07:26 PM

What is the wimpiest nation in the world?
 
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I know, everybody says "France" first thing, but France is merely the standard of wimpiness. For scoring wimpiness, we'll give france two frogs legs worth of courage.

(Click on the nation for more specific details of national wimpiness).

Wimpy: France: Two frogs legs.

Wimpier: Italy: One frogs leg

Wimpier Yet: Canada: half a frogs leg

Wimpiest? My answer will shock you....



























Sparta.

WHAT? You say? SPARTA?!?

Yes, I say Sparta. Take a look at the maps.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...e10.png/800px-

Here's a close-up of Napoleon's Empire in Europe:

http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~wiseman/Roman/FE1812.gif
https://slideplayer.com/slide/863499...0%93+1812..jpg
That's what two frogs legs worth of courage looks like.

Put a pea on Greece, and that's Spartan Empire.

http://5greatempires.com/SpryAssets/Sparta_map_2.jpg
A frogs toenail, at most.

Let's face it, anybody can kill a lot of Arabs and Persians. God placed them here to be our punching bags. And beating (though never even conquering) Greeks? Remember that Macedonia is a separate nation, and they get two frogs legs, dripping with olive oil.

French and Spartan Empires on the same map:

eliot mayfield 05-08-2009 09:10 PM

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I have to say the Czechs are pretty wimpy. They couldn't even kick commie butt after they chased them away by waving car keys at them! The commies are still here despite being such cowards that car keys caused them to runaway!!!

Pastor Ezekiel 05-08-2009 11:01 PM

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Well I'm not sure it qualifies as a "nation," but Japan has to be the wimpiest collection of human beings ever assembled. No one can tell the males from the females without a stripsearch, and even then the results are often inconclusive. When they play "professional" baseball over there, they use aluminum bats, like American children. And they play the same ultra-violent video games just like American kids, but none of them are inspired to violence the way red-blooded Americans are.

The Japs don't even allow guns in the country! None! :o

How wimpy can you get?

eliot mayfield 05-09-2009 07:22 AM

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I see on the news this morning Germany is going to outlaw paintball!!!

Karl Marx Reborne 05-11-2009 02:23 AM

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Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.

Nobar King 05-11-2009 02:45 AM

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You're either a traitor or a hater. Either way, you're not welcome here.

HatePeace 05-11-2009 03:14 AM

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Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.

Brother Temperance 05-11-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323151)
Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.

I would've said Poland, but since the UK is full of Polacks now anyway, I suppose the combination of Mary-Hailing Polack wimpiness with traditional British tea-sipping limpwristedness probably does make us the most effeminate nation on earth. :(

Pastor Isaac Peters 05-11-2009 05:49 PM

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How could the Spartans not be wimpy? They were proto-Catholics in that their education system was based on ritualized boy-boinking, and everyone knows that once you make the homer deathstyle choice, you automatically and irremediably wimpify. Also, admiration for Sparta is called laconophilia, and you can just tell from that name that it's unimaginably disgusting. Finally, they trusted their unskilled labor to the helots, thus depriving themselves of the proper blue-collar citizenry required for any non-wimpy nation.

Max Bayes 05-11-2009 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323151)
Sparta isn't a nation any more. It never was. It was a Greek city-state. I would have to say the United Kingdom.

I love my American brothers here at Landover. I love the Lord. But at the end of the day, I will not stand idly by and let you call us Brits a bunch of wimps. You see this?

http://taylorsmurphy.com/images/map_..._the_1920s.png

This is the greatest Global pwnage ever dished out by any one country. We are talking a complete and utter domination that has never been matched before or since. The Brits these days may be a lot of things; Godless, morally bankrupt, and a bunch of overweight football hooligans, but one thing we are not, and never have been, is a bunch of pussies. Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years? The only reason that America is where it is today is that God knew that America was his country. It had nothing to do with the French, or us being whimps. Maybe if the UK hadn't turned its back on Christ, we wouldn't be having this conversation at all.

HatePeace 05-11-2009 11:05 PM

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Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

Brother Temperance 05-11-2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323446)
Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

Yes, but it was populated with dotheads, so it wasn't that much of a loss.

Bobby-Joe 05-11-2009 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323446)
Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

After England turned it's back on Jesus. If they were good Christians they would have simply have shot Gandi as the unbeliever he is.

HatePeace 05-11-2009 11:19 PM

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True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.

Bobby-Joe 05-11-2009 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323452)
True, brother, but it really was very important other than the dirty dotheads because it had a lot of materials that the UK needed at the time.

"Brother"? Really friend, were is your tithe?

But as far a Gandi goes, how is what a bunch pagans feel important to a good and TRUE Christian? Maybe if they were shot two or three times they might realize their false gods are useless and turn towards Jesus before they bleed to death. Like America today Jesus would have provided the UK what they need if only the UK had remained faithful to Him.

Max Bayes 05-12-2009 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LovePeace (Post 323446)
Friend, the British empire lost its most populated part to a Hindoo who didn't even use violence.

Therefore making the dot heads remarkably more whimpy. Anyone who resorts to politics really doesn't have a backbone. Why do you think He blessed us with guns?

I am a Tool 05-26-2009 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Karl Marx Reborne (Post 323134)
Ya the Spartans are week rrrriiigghhhttt there one small nation standing up against the most powerfull empire at the time and winning three times. The Canadians who burned down washington D.C., participated in more wars than US ever has and taken down impossible objectives more powerful bations wouldnt dare touch. I don't even want to start with the french but they are anything but wimpy

THE WIMPIEST NATION IS AMERICA
You went into 2 world wars well into the war, you made a quick buck selling arms to both sides, you needed the french to fight the English for you because you had no hope of winning otherwise. You are the wimpiest nation in the world.

You have said everything I was going to say. However, if I had said it I bet I would have been banned. :\

I am a Tool 05-26-2009 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Max Bayes (Post 323338)
I love my American brothers here at Landover. I love the Lord. But at the end of the day, I will not stand idly by and let you call us Brits a bunch of wimps. You see this?

http://taylorsmurphy.com/images/map_..._the_1920s.png

This is the greatest Global pwnage ever dished out by any one country. We are talking a complete and utter domination that has never been matched before or since. The Brits these days may be a lot of things; Godless, morally bankrupt, and a bunch of overweight football hooligans, but one thing we are not, and never have been, is a bunch of pussies. Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years? The only reason that America is where it is today is that God knew that America was his country. It had nothing to do with the French, or us being whimps. Maybe if the UK hadn't turned its back on Christ, we wouldn't be having this conversation at all.

I have to agree with this guy as well. Britain may not be as powerful now as it was 90 years ago but it was not nearly as bad as some other countries. It's hard to believe that it would be considered!

patrickzzz 08-12-2009 10:55 AM

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could australia be whimpy?

Pastor Ezekiel 08-12-2009 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by patrickzzz (Post 381319)
could australia be any more whimpy than it is?

Typo fixed. :thumbsup:

patrickzzz 08-12-2009 12:11 PM

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you got me there

David Goldman 08-14-2009 01:36 PM

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I have to go with Belgium.

1) They have THREE official national languages (and obviously no national pride). The main language is called "Flem-ish" (not kidding). The other two are German and French. With a combination like that, even Esperanto would be an improvement.

2) In WW1 and WW2 they lasted about 18 days each (1914 Aug 5 - 23, 1940 May 10 - 28) before throwing in the towel.

3) In 1993 they essentially surrendered one final time to become a puppet state of the Revived Roman Empire European Union.

4) They are smaller than all but 10 US states.

5) Navy consists of 2 frigates, 6 minehunters, 6 support vessels.

6) 75% of the population are Roman Catholic, and over half of the total population (57%) doesn't believe in God (Eurobarometer Poll 2005)

My conclusion is that Belgium is basically "France Jr." And that in and of itself is pretty sad.

Wide-Open 08-14-2009 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by David (not a Jew) (Post 383436)
I have to go with Belgium.

Friend, I have to completely agree with you there. If the word wimpie didn't exist, it would have to be invented to define Belgium.

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2) In WW1 and WW2 they lasted about 18 days each (1914 Aug 5 - 23, 1940 May 10 - 28) before throwing in the towel.
They lasted 18 days, but only because the Krauts had a problem with their supply lines. Otherwise, it would have been more like 3.

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4) They are smaller than all but 10 US states.
Wait? There are Godly US states smaller than Belgistan? :o That must be a cartographic error surely?

Belgium personifies everything that is wrong with this world! :angry:

Capt. Aaron Portway 08-14-2009 02:22 PM

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I can't believe nobody has mentioned Haiti. Maybe because Haiti is so wimpy, people forget it even exists!


Here are a few facts about Haiti:

They are so wimpy, the whole country is PART of an island! They share it with the Dominican Republic, whose only claim to fame is that they have a bunch of Mexicans that play a lot of baseball there. That's not much, but Haiti can't even claim that much.

They are right next to Cuba, and they make Cuba look powerful. And Cubans are still driving around in American cars from the 1950's. Not because they are cool, but because that is all they can afford.

They people of Haiti were once terrorized by a dictator whose nickname was Baby Doc! How wimpy do have to be to let someone named Baby Doc run your sorry little "country"?

Over six percent of the Haitian population is infected with the AIDS. Now, we all know who has the AIDS: Homers! And who are wimpier than homers? Nobody, that's who! That alone would make you a nation of wimps, a bunch of diseased homers trying to be a country. But the ADIS rate used to be even higher, over 10%. What happened? They all died, that's what! The only thing wimpier than a homer with the AIDS is a dead homer with the AIDS!

And finally, Haiti is famous for one other thing besides being run by a bunch of diseased homers and that is Voodoo. Yep, they invented Voodoo in Haiti. They still have Witch Doctors down there!

So, you got a bunch of filthy homers, infested with the AIDS, running around trying to cure it with chicken blood and dancing, living in mortal fear of the Cubans, a guy named Baby Doc, and bunch of Mexican 15 year olds obsessed with baseball. All this is taking place in a "country" that is barely bigger than New Hampshire on the crappy part of an island stuck between the tip of Florida and where God keeps hurricanes!

Haiti is the wimpiest nation in the world by a long shot!

H. Montague Worthington 08-14-2009 03:55 PM

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I doubt there is a single heterosexual male in all of Great Britain. They're ruled by a queen--- at least that's what I've HEARD about Gordon Brown. The Scots even wear skirts!!

Mrs. Mary Whitford 08-14-2009 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Max Bayes (Post 323338)
Need I remind you that we have not been successfully invaded in nearly a thousand years?

How funny. Here I thought you were talking about the Islamic Emirate of Britain until I got to this line. <_<

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 08-14-2009 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria (Post 383506)
How funny. Here I thought you were talking about the Islamic Emirate of Britain until I got to this line. <_<

And he didn't even mention WHO successfully invaded Britain one thousand years ago: THE FRENCH! (And before that, a bunch of teeny norweenies).

David Goldman 08-14-2009 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 383459)
Friend, I have to completely agree with you there. If the word wimpie didn't exist, it would have to be invented to define Belgium. They lasted 18 days, but only because the Krauts had a problem with their supply lines. Otherwise, it would have been more like 3.

Yes, the 18 days is very deceptive. Germany basically walked through at will using Belgium as their personal shortcut to France, and came back about 2 weeks later to mop up "resistance". Actual fighting time was indeed probably around 72 hours.


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Originally Posted by Wide-Open (Post 383459)
Wait? There are Godly US states smaller than Belgistan? That must be a cartographic error surely?

Belgium personifies everything that is wrong with this world!

I also found that very disturbing as well. So I did a little research and found that all states smaller than Belgium were very Blue States. And all Red States were larger than Belgium. I suspect that if these smallish Blue States got right with God, then He would increase their land and bounty.

Capt. Aaron Portway 08-14-2009 07:45 PM

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Well said friend!

I see you are currently residing in Arizona. I do hope you are not forced to live in Yuma. It is one of the most awful places God ever created.

And I used to live in Fresno, CA so I know a little something about living in a horrible place!

David Goldman 08-14-2009 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway (Post 383614)
Well said friend!

I see you are currently residing in Arizona. I do hope you are not forced to live in Yuma. It is one of the most awful places God ever created.

And I used to live in Fresno, CA so I know a little something about living in a horrible place!

Actually I'm in the Phoenix metro area, which may be worse. To the South are masses of Hispanic Roman Catholics. To the North are the new age crystal worshippers at Quratzsite. And to the East and West are the various native American tribes with all those heathen gods.

My dream is to escape to Freehold Iowa, when God wills it.

Nobar King 08-14-2009 11:55 PM

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Arizona is like cult-central. There must be something in the water. Just be glad you don't live in Prescott.

Capt. Aaron Portway 08-15-2009 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by David (not a Jew) (Post 383792)
Actually I'm in the Phoenix metro area, which may be worse. To the South are masses of Hispanic Roman Catholics. To the North are the new age crystal worshippers at Quratzsite. And to the East and West are the various native American tribes with all those heathen gods.

My dream is to escape to Freehold Iowa, when God wills it.

Son, there are few places on earth worse than Yuma, AZ. The Mexicans hate the Whites and the Indians, The Indians hate the Mexicans and the Whites, and the Whites live in constant fear of the Mexicans and the Indians.

Stopping at a convenience store to buy a coke on the way through town can get you killed if you look at the wrong person the wrong way. And as if to remind you how sad the town is, the tiny trickle that was once the mighty Colorado River pisses it's way right through the middle of town.

I'd rather spend a year in Calcutta jail cell than spend a single night in Yuma!

YayForSatan 08-15-2009 09:09 AM

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Does the Landover Baptist Church count as a nation?

If so I'm pretty sure that'd be a hot contender.

David Goldman 08-15-2009 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by YayForSatan (Post 384007)
Does the Landover Baptist Church count as a nation?

Of course we count as a nation. And not just any nation, but an holy nation. Haven't you read I Peter 2:9?

But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;


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Originally Posted by YayForSatan (Post 384007)
If so I'm pretty sure that'd be a hot contender.

You tread close to blasphemy, friend. The Holy Spirit is our Head of State, Jesus Christ is our Chief Advocate, and God the Father is our Head Government. When you mock me as an individual , that is between you and me. But when you mock us as a nation, then you attempt to mock God. You better check Galacians 6:7 before it is too late for you:

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Marshall 08-15-2009 04:30 PM

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America won two World Wars. Europe is basically a feminine culture now and Islam is taking over, Eurabia. It's like California except all over the place and I hear tell they still wear powdered wigs in court. France is...well...it's France. They speak the gayest language known. Japan is pretty gay, they all look like women and they are tiny little people with tiny little hands which is creepy. Their toughest historical characters wore silk dresses and played with swords and drank tea. Australia has actual cavemen living there now. New Zealand is the same thing as Australia. Haiti is all scumbly negros and Mexicans (Mexigros/Niggricans) and they speak French. South America has a mostly cocaine based economy and drugs are faggoty. Mexico is Mexico and should be annexed by America. They have no army and the cops are as corrupt as American Democrats. Canada is French and they have no guns. Most of the countries I have listed have that in common. A disarmed population is a wimpy population. Upper Eurabia is basically Islamic now due to an effeminate, disarmed and coddling, politically correct populous. Political correctness is a death blow for any nation.
Guns=citizens, no guns=subjects.
The Middle East is the toilet of the planet and it's people are predominately born to be killed like animals. They live like animals and they cherish the thought of dying to end their lifes misery. Plus they worship Satan more than people in Norway which is shocking considering Norway and Finland are almost 80% Satanic. Africa is a garbage nation with very few actual people living on it. Mostly populated with Africans who are more wild animal than human. That's why they look so weird nevermind the complete lack of a military or any real means of defending themselves. India is the same way, mostly dot heads and Hindu elephant worshipers. They let cows live in their houses like they were livestock themselves.

America is the manliest nation on the planet. Period. When the world is threatened, who does everyone expect to save them? Korea? Kurdistan? Cuba? No. It's America that the planet relies on to police and save the day. All other nations without exception are beneath the United States. Even with liberal Hellholes like Commiefornia and Oregon we are still twice the nation of the next on the list.

Wires. 08-15-2009 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Marshall (Post 384084)
America won two World Wars.



Whut.

Capt. Aaron Portway 08-15-2009 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wires. (Post 384226)
Whut.

Who?

Jenni111 08-15-2009 07:31 PM

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Anyone remember the Tsar Bomb from WW2?


Christiansoldier 08-15-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenni111 (Post 384245)
Anyone remember the Tsar Bomb from WW2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQsZa8F1c

I'm assuming Russia made that one? Stupid commies....

Jeb Stuart Thurmond 08-15-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Jenni111 (Post 384245)
Anyone remember the Tsar Bomb from WW2?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQsZa8F1c

Ah yes, the turning point of World War Two, the decisive and bloody battle of the Artic sea, fought October 30, 1961...I remember it like it was yesterday....:sarcasm:

(PS, the Russians are obviously compensating for something...Just sayin'.)


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