Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?
 

Many people are asking me after every mass if Petrus Romanus, the Last Pope, is coming soon to Earth. Before answering that question, I'll explain to Baptists, who are ignorant of the Catholic doctrine, who Petrus Romanus is supposed to be.

First, let me introduce St. Malachy of Armagh:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...cropped%29.jpg


This holy man was a Bishop of Armagh. It was thanks to him that we got rid of Celtic "Christianity" in Ireland and replaced it with actual Christianity. His close friend, St. Bernard of Clairvaux, record his visions about the future of the Vatican. These visions talk about a prophecy that tells: once the Church looks doomed, Petrus Romanus will come and restore it to its former glory. He is called like this because he will be the second Pope and last one who will take the name Peter.


Now many are asking me: is Pope Francis I the same as Petrus Romanus? Unfortunately not, as the Church is still standing and it is not in any danger. But he may come in a few years if something bad happens. Anyway, he will destroy Rome while making Vatican City survive the tribulation. He will be there in the same time of the Second Coming of Jesus, similar to Imam Al-Mahdi even thought they are not the same.


Now, what Petrus Romanus will look like? I think that he will mostly look like this:
https://i.postimg.cc/nLp9S7YL/Gandalf.jpg


Altough some will say he will look like this if he will take more years to come:
https://i.postimg.cc/k5gWszm4/Space-Pope.jpg


In both case, it will be a wonderful event his coming. And i pray that you will be there to accept him as your Father on Earth. :thumbsup:

Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?
 

Are you seriously trying to channel the Ubaid madonna?

https://i.imgur.com/ntZMznx.png

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Is that really a Madonna? I tought that she was a Pagan Goddess.

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Toh-may-toe, toh-mah-toe.

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Yes, Madonna is a pagan goddess.


Thank you for acknowledging that. Are you ready to be Born Again now? I'm sure Pastor Zeke can squeeze you in for the real baptism (immersion, not sprinkling). :thumbsup:

Re: Is Petrus Romanus coming soon?
 

You think he's going to look like Dumbledore? There hasn't been a bearded pope since Innocent XII died in 1700 (that name would be a little on the nose for modern pontiffs; this guy looked like John Waters)

Matthew 23:9:thumbdown:

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When someone says "restore it to its former glory" when in comes to cathylicks and the Vatican, I can't imagine when that would have been.

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When i will see him receiving stigmata then i will 100 be sure that LBC is legitimate, despite the lack of Apostolic Succession.

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Their idea of their "Glory Days" was The Spanish Inquisition.

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Any person with a suitably sharp instrument and an insanity-increased pain threshold can make their own stigmata. It doesn't prove jack.

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Have you received stigmata?

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I'm praying that I will receive one. :jesus: It doesn't matter where God will place it, I will gladly accept it as a gift.

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Until then, then, how can we 100 be sure that Romeo is legitimate or connected to the apostolic succession?

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Because the Catholic Church was founded by Jesus via St. Peter. I don't remember anywhere in the Bible about Jesus telling Mr. Flint: "Zeke, I declare that your American Church is my True Church."

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He didn't mention the pope either - but "Baptist" was definitely in His lexicon.

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Update: Petrus Romanus will not be the next Pope. His holiness Pope Francis I declared that his successor will be either John XXIV or Francis II.

I guess that's means that both Jesus and the last Pope are taking their time, probably because the world has not sinned enough to start the Apocalypse.

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Petrus Romanus sounds like a brand of discount pasta.

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What has it got to do with him? He'll be dead and won't even get a vote. He doesn't get to choose, unless he's planning some sort of pre-posthumous coup.

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What about that mansion they booted the nuns out of so Benedict could move in? Frank's likely got his eye on that.

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I was under the assumption that popes were able to choose their own names after they were elected. :wacko:

As for "taking their time", it seems that in their little so-called "elections" for pope they have a tendency to pick the elderly to lead. You'll likely witness most of a dozen new popes in your lifetime. I would suggest dropping all of this nonsense and actually read what it says in the Bible. :rebuke: