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Dr Laurence Niles 04-25-2014 05:02 PM

Re: WARNING! Extreme sexual content - animals that should be banned and avoided by Christians at all cost.
 
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Originally Posted by FemScout (Post 1084160)
Awwww! You actually included it! But seriously, this had better be a joke. In reality (but I'm sure you're going to deny it anyway) these animals aren't perverted. Its all you. Saying these animals are sinful. But wait, didn't God say that even thinking about sinning is a sin? Well, technically that makes you all sinners, doesn't it? They are just names. And again, the naked mole rat, its called that because it is naturally born without fur. Please get your facts straight.

Young man, thinking about sin is not sinning. Thinking about sinning is sinning.

:wacko:

YIC

MitzaLizalor 04-27-2014 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven (Post 1076979)


Just looking at that made me feel sick. Can you imagine what must be involved in producing such a monstrosity given that the starting material looks like this?

I am certain that these compulsion people have are satanic. God did not make square poodles. Maniacs, on the other hand, can think of little else once they get going with the clippers. Having rejected God there is no reason for them not to, I suppose. But what on earth could inspire this? http://mitza.atpicdata.com/bFm5QcAWw...O0dO1LUg==.jpg




You know, I try to look on the bright side, difficult though that is in these last days but when I come across stuff like this I really do despair for humanity.


No wonder Jesus will be killing so many when He returns as promised in Revelation.6..9 and yet even in the face of such righteous destruction will they give up their fornicating? The Bible says: "No" (Revelation.9:21)

Mother Of Seven 04-27-2014 07:19 AM

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I can tell you Sister Mitza, just what it is that turns a dog into that - homers.
As an explanation, I suggest you attend a dog show. Take all precautions with you. 95% of the male dog owners at dog shows are raging queers. They love nothing better (other than anal sex) than grooming their dogs. Clipping and teasing hair and who knows what else. All the pretty breeds that need lots of work to get them ready for dog shows are owned by homers. The dogs that don't need to be clipped and preened tend not to be owned by homers.


Poodles in particular are probably the worst. They're not only clipped and shaved, but these homers then 'tease' the hair that is left and pour many cans of hairspray into the hair, to get it to stand 'just right'.
I once spotted a female poodle being paraded by a homer. It had a tampon string hanging out of its naughty bits! It was obviously 'in season' - what happens every 6 months when a female dog wants to bear young male puppies for Christ. But rather than let it bleed over its primped white coat, he shoved a tampon up the poor girl. The indignity for that dog - not only shaved within an inch of her life, but with a tampon in her!

MitzaLizalor 04-27-2014 08:22 AM

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Secularists propagandise ruthlessly. "Humans," they prate (by which they mean some genus of animal) "are even worse." Atheistic nations such as The Vatican or Tadzhikistan sink low here.


That is the difference between True Christianity™ and religion. The historical reality we know is diametrically opposed to superstitious belief systems such as Roman Catholicism or Islam. Satan's tools introduce de facto godlessness at every opportunity. "Sure," he says "let them think they're worshipping Allah or Mary, who cares as long as they buy pet humans" and whether they shave them into rectangles or not, by my standard this is sin. Because I know what God's standard is. Where in The Bible does God command taking captive boys as pets?

Nowhere, Mrs Seven. Yet those Tajik dancings are pets by any definition I could manufacture. But I have no need to manufacture definitions because I have the Word© of the Living God. As humans we are always in season. The anus symbolises death and elimination. Did you notice the reference to unspeakable practices by the religious maniac in that clip? Google reveals many more. We would be locked in boxes but Jesus has set us free.

And that is the difference between "religion" and The Truth® where from Love our position is proscribed. God, paramount, directing husbands who in turn offer instruction what to do and when and how. Otherwise we might as well parade ourselves on the street corner in fluoro lycra blasted of toadstools how not unlike the brothers of those Godless wretches offering the whole family for sale as pets.
Clipped or otherwise.

I am glad we have God's Inerrant Word to light what would otherwise be a dark journey leading to HELL FOREVER.


PSALM 119
103
How sweet are thy words unto my taste! yea, sweeter than honey to my mouth!
104 Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
105 Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
106 I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.
107 I am afflicted very much: quicken me, O LORD, according unto thy word.
108 Accept, I beseech thee, the freewill offerings of my mouth, O LORD, and teach me thy judgments.
109 My soul is continually in my hand: yet do I not forget thy law.
KJV .. context

Alphonse Alban 05-14-2014 09:25 PM

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This sinister plot of Evilutionists to pervert God created animals goes even deeper than I ever could have imagined :fear2:
These monkey-worshipers will stop at nothing, while pushing their disgusting sexual agenda at children.

Apparently Darwin did not only come up with perverted names, but he also taught some of there un-Christianized creatures to flaunt their perverted ways in your face, as Darwin made them dance to blood-hotting and over-sexual music in very suggestive ways :angry:

WARNING: Clip contains woodcock thrusting vigorously up and down. Not for the faint of heart!


Bjorn Jensen 05-15-2014 01:23 PM

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Here is yet another bunch of perverts that needs to be made extinct:


MitzaLizalor 05-15-2014 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Didymus Much (Post 1076969)
Lions are mentioned in the Bible.

Cats aren't.

Therefore, cats aren't lions.

What about llamas?

http://www.myunusual.com/Pix/Pets%20...uts/llamas.jpg

Surely a gateway to buddhism

Father Keith O'Leary 05-16-2014 02:10 AM

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Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.


http://polari.polariarts.netdna-cdn....ay-animals.jpg

Mary Etheldreda 05-16-2014 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Father Keith O'Leary (Post 1089073)
Even sodomites are convincing animals to be queer.

Indeed. Why, in England, not only are they forcing men to marry men, they're forcing the sodomite lifestyle on innocent animals!

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Gay penguins forced to raise orphaned chick

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...s_2911517b.jpg

Father Keith O'Leary 05-16-2014 02:20 AM

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Only God knows what's taking place here.... these sodomite mallards will teach younger ducks homosexuality is ok and acceptable.

http://caswell.zenfolio.com/img/v9/p152107731.jpg

WilliamJenningsBryan 05-16-2014 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1089049)
What about llamas?

http://www.myunusual.com/Pix/Pets%20...uts/llamas.jpg

Surely a gateway to buddhism

That does it - I'm now convinced that all llamas are gay.

Bjorn Jensen 05-16-2014 09:50 AM

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The platypus is a semi-marine mammal that lays eggs and lives in Austria, its clearly an abomination to God. I'm not exactly sure what they do or what they use that beak for, but I'm sure it has to be something perverted.

http://www.zoo.org.au/sites/default/...ile-web620.jpg

MitzaLizalor 05-16-2014 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ex-Viking (Post 1089159)
The platypus is a semi-marine mammal that lays eggs and lives in Austria, its clearly an abomination to God. I'm not exactly sure what they do or what they use that beak for, but I'm sure it has to be something perverted.

http://www.zoo.org.au/sites/default/...ile-web620.jpg

The beak thing detects electrical fields such as of moistureproof battery powered devices to which these creatures are attracted. Males are venomous (the venom being akin to snake venom) so we're not talking ideal pet material here.

Mother Of Seven 05-16-2014 11:40 AM

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What is particularly evil about this animal is that the first Europeans to see it took one back to England, where they thought it was a hoax, having a beaver tail, a duck's bill and webbed feet. It lays eggs (like a snake) but suckles its young. Evilutionists of course seize on it as proof of their satanic theories, thinking that it's half way between birds and mammals:
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The platypus' genes are a possible evolutionary link between the mammalian XY and bird/reptile ZW sex-determination systems because one of the platypus' five X chromosomes contains the DRMT1 gene, which birds possess on their Z chromosome. It lays one to three (usually two) small, leathery eggs (similar to those of reptiles), about 11 mm (0.43 in) in diameter and slightly rounder than bird eggs. ..... Although possessing mammary glands, the platypus lacks teats. Instead, milk is released through pores in the skin. The milk pools in grooves on her abdomen, allowing the young to lap it up.
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Of course it's no such thing, just an abomination that God created as a failed experiment. No doubt they snuck on board the ark without Noah noticing.


Sister Mitza, maybe they should use it to find that missing slant aircraft.

Elmer G. White 05-16-2014 06:38 PM

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I think I may have found the island where this hopefully soon to be exterminated species lives:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...IA_WFB_Map.png

Seems to be not too far fom Austria. Perhaps our missionaries over there could make a hunting trip to take care of this abomination?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer:bye:

WWJDnow 05-16-2014 09:10 PM

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A few more to stay away from:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...can_Beaver.jpg

I make a point of NEVER going anywhere near a beaver.

http://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/P...se_glamour.jpg

The titmouse. Not only is the name disgusting, but evolutionists are so stupid they CAN'T TELL THAT IT IS A BIRD, NOT A MOUSE!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._arp_750px.jpg

Here's one that sounds bad, but actually isn't. After all, when Jesus entered Jerusalem, he rode two asses. If asses were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for me.

Sam Carter 05-16-2014 09:51 PM

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http://bestanimalfacts.com/wp-conten...el-spiders.jpg

Is it a spider or a scorpion? Who knows?

Pastor Ed Lowman 05-16-2014 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Carter (Post 1089259)
Is it a spider or a scorpion? Who knows?

Does look different, but is a spider nonetheless.

And spiders, like so many of the various poisonous plants and animals God put on this earth, have a purpose in extracting revenge from the fallen Adamic race. Behold the glories of the different lethal spiders God gave to us...deadly, but divinely so...



With all of the different types of sinners that Jesus hates (Rev 21:7-8), Christians should be thankful for God's system of checks and balances to help weed them out for us.

Pastor Ed

WWJDnow 05-17-2014 12:34 AM

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Speaking of spiders, Isaiah mentioned another animal that the so-called biologists have sexualized--the cockatrice.

They hatch cockatrice' eggs, and weave the spider's web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper. Isaiah 59:5

Ivan1352 05-17-2014 04:39 AM

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Yeah haters. i'm a christian evolutionist, and seriously its you the pervert the finds these names offensive, and plus biologist aren't all gay. If any actual christians find this website this is just satans little chocolate cake and guess what the cake is a lie.


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