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Elmer G. White 09-20-2018 09:46 AM

Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
One of the most tremendous eruptions ever, the Vesuvius incident in 79 AD! Carefully documented by a pagan historian, Pliny the younger. Ignorant geologists and evolutionists, not to mention cosmologists, have claimed that this eruption was caused by a magma chamber, molten rock deep inside the Earth's innermost core. Their opinion has ruled supreme and the much more simple and plausible True Christian™ explanation - God's Wrath (e.g., Exodus 15:7) - has been all but forgotten by the sodomizing masses. Recently, new powerful evidence emerged. Instead of a magma chamber, there was a bedchamber filled with lust and animalistic sounds of self-abuse and auto-erotic breeding. A corpse of the 79 AD eruption was discovered.

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This pagan believer of the Jupiter cult knew that death was imminent. He saw the pyroclastic flows emerge from the top of the volcano. Instead of finally turning to Jesus and accepting the Gospel, he decided to continue fondling his own genitals until he was buried under molten lava and ash while still holding the organ of his condemnation. A simple act of repentance (Matthew 9:13) would have been enough. Instead, the cleansing volcanic eruption was opposed by the orgiastic eruption of this man's semen.

How do we know that it was God who orchestrated this preview of Hell approved to all Antique audiences?

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor
abusers of themselves with mankind,

Psalms 11:6
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares,
fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.


God is in charge of eruptions. If someone tries to usurp His power by controlling his own emissions, God will intervene. He did intervene. Pompeii is no more. The man in the picture, remains. In Hell. :lol:

https://www.angelesinvestments.com/i.../11/hell-1.jpg

Creation Science is not ambiguous and volatile unlike atheist science. We know the Truth™. We look for evidence to confirm the Truth™. This can usually be found in Prayer but sometimes in secular observations, such as the picture of the masturbating man. It is a warning. The brimstone stores of Jesus are well-stocked. The next pyroclastic flow will occur soon. It will annihilate the wasted semen of the next masturbator. Beware. Even if you die at the moment of ecstasy and release, the subsequent eternity in infinite Torment still remains.

:sinner: :lol: :sinner: :yahoo: :sinner: :lol: :sinner:


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

MitzaLizalor 09-20-2018 09:59 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
http://www.23hq.com/23666/16952105_f...2970e_mini.jpg
unless you want to SEE that disgraceful GRAPHIC again

Am I correct in thinking that abominator actually has horns? These are the plaster casts made of hollows where participants were dissolved alive is it? Could it be that this "observer of proceedings" was demonic, perhaps even invisible at the time? I am starting to feel sick.

Johny Joe Hold 09-21-2018 03:34 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
It always surprises me when people think they can insult God and suffer no consequences. Here we have proof God destroyed Pompeii due to pleasure-seeking masturbation. So, today we have people masturbating and committing Sodomy and thinking no one will notice and their futures will not be affected.

I would like to scream at them, "Did you see what happened to Pompeii?"

WilliamJenningsBryan 09-21-2018 07:58 AM

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The Romans did some remarkable things - like the roads and aqueducts, but at some point they simply stopped inventing things and progressing and became distracted by sodomy which apparently came to fill their daily lives.

They didn't invent cameras or had any smart phones to take selfies - so they did the next best thing, they painted murals on their walls. My guess is that sodomy was so rampant that no one had any trouble getting confirmed to any Roman supreme court.

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God's warning at Vesuvius thankfully preserved all this as a warning to future generations (as if the warning of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Old Testament wasn't enough).

Jim C. Lombardo 09-22-2018 05:35 PM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Really, that filthy city ought been called Pump-Away, from the hi-volume of masturbatory activity. It really was a sick time to be alive (and not long thereafter smote), even today, all we remember the Romans and that ilk is for their depravity. Not to deter now from the pyroclastic flow of the topic, I once was unwittingly dragged into a Roman conga line, and from there bore witness to highly un-Christian acts.

God started the job on Pompeii, now it's up to Christians to finish it by bulldozing over the excavation, and building a Jesusland theme-park chain overtop, the first in all of Italy, and hopefully not the last.

Mary Etheldreda 10-11-2018 02:54 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Archeologists are once again uncovering evidence of the wrath of Jesus against the Sodomites who would cover the Earth with a plague of sin. A recent study suggests that when Mount Vesuvius erupted, the explosion caused such extreme heat that victims' skulls exploded, their blood boiled and their muscles, flesh and brains were replaced with ash, a fittingly Biblical end.

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The extraordinarily rare preservation of significant putative evidence of hemoprotein thermal degradation from the eruption victims strongly suggests the rapid vaporization of body fluids and soft tissues of people at death due to exposure to extreme heat.
Just goes to show you, Jesus will not be mocked. He will have the last word!


Glory!

Elmer G. White 10-11-2018 08:00 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Verily, the strange and anatomically confusing short extension on the forehead of this self-sodomite was intriguing.
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1238491)

Our beloved Sister Mitza offered one plausible explanation, that of horns.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1238493)
Am I correct in thinking that abominator actually has horns?

This was, obviously, the conclusion of choice until a few days ago, and it had a solid Biblical basis:

Daniel 7:7
After this I saw in the night visions, and behold a fourth beast, dreadful and terrible, and strong exceedingly; and it had great iron teeth: it devoured and brake in pieces, and stamped the residue with the feet of it: and it was diverse from all the beasts that were before it; and it had ten
horns.


Now, another advance in Creation Science has unraveled this mystery!

:praise:
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1239434)
Archeologists are once again uncovering evidence of the wrath of Jesus against the Sodomites who would cover the Earth with a plague of sin. A recent study suggests that when Mount Vesuvius erupted, the explosion caused such extreme heat that victims' skulls exploded, their blood boiled and their muscles, flesh and brains were replaced with ash, a fittingly Biblical end.

Just goes to show you, Jesus will not be mocked. He will have the last word!

Glory!

It is now obvious that the horn-like protuberance on this pervert's forehead is actually the moment of explosion frozen and fossilized in time to warn our generation of the perils of self-abuse. It is well-known that a rigorous session of masturbation can make a person feel as if his or her head exploded. Now we know that it actually does explode. Masturbation is dangerous, boys and girls. It causes volcanism and skull damage.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Didymus Much 10-11-2018 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White (Post 1239439)
...Masturbation is dangerous, boys and girls. It causes volcanism and skull damage...

I must be doing it wrong, then? :dntknw:

MitzaLizalor 10-18-2018 12:21 PM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
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I have taken the liberty of removing the lower portion of your picture which was rather disturbing. Unfortunately, for the comparison intended, its facial expression is now clearer. The thing is, I was reminded of demonic possession and a phenomenon associated with nuclear explosions as explained to me recently where the tethers become affected to such an extent, during a test, that they erupt goobies of their own! Here are the two pictures:


For convenience I rotated the nuclear fireball (which is a 10ns exposure) through 180° so that the "horns" aligned. You will understand I did not take the photograph myself but looked one up on the internet, to see if I had recalled correctly. Could it be that what we're seeing are points of demonic attachment to the wretch emitting whatever demons emit when subject to the vehemence of The LORD? Extreme heat, given the antics going on, may not have resulted from volcanism alone and if demons were attaching themselves for immoral purposes under such a dual force anomalous outcomes may be expected.

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...spikes in this image result from the guide wires supporting the tower on which the bomb was located absorbing enough heat to turn into light emitting plasma. Because thermal radiation travels faster than the fireball, the spikes extend out ahead of it. Experiments with different support wires showed that if..painted with a reflective silver paint they don't appear at all.

As far as I'm aware, demons are not very reflective.

Mary Etheldreda 10-19-2018 06:03 PM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor (Post 1239715)
Could it be that what we're seeing are points of demonic attachment to the wretch emitting whatever demons emit when subject to the vehemence of The LORD? Extreme heat, given the antics going on, may not have resulted from volcanism alone and if demons were attaching themselves for immoral purposes under such a dual force anomalous outcomes may be expected.

I'm not a scientist, but as a homeschooling mother, I've spent literally weeks studying the higher sciences on the web and reading books from trusted Christian Homeschool resources to prepare my children to successfully debate evolutionists in the world. It makes my soul weep to know atheists will still deny the Sovereignty and Majesty of Jesus despite such physical evidence - they very thing they demand over and over again. As always, atheists show their hypocrisy by moving the goalposts every time their questions have been answered.

Poor Jesus. My heart breaks for Him, and yet it rejoices because while this sinner is still suffering in Hell for his rebellious masterbatory ways, Christ died on the Cross for those of us who are willing to give over our minds, hearts, and souls to Him, unconditionally, without reservation.

MitzaLizalor 10-20-2018 10:57 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Yes, they call themselves "empiricists" and "naturalists" which could also be applied to art, maybe. I couldn't quite make out that tannish mural posted earlier, some sort of carved table was it? Anyway as far as art's concerned the details need to be precise. I'm going out of my way here to accommodate what an empiricist might observe when visiting the Dead Sea region and will even admit Genesis as "literature" (an art) for the purpose.

Which is multiple attestations from archæologists around that area confirming by observation (eyesight) many of the details preserved in literature (Genesis) which reveal how God's historical witness is accurate concerning events surrounding the destruction of the cities of the plain.
Genesis 19:24-25 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; and he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
Empiricism observes the region. "Aha!" it says, "A region of profuse volcanic activity. How commonplace that stories about destruction exist set hereabout." Naturalism has produced those stories, not shoddy approximations but replete with details. Details revealed by the very archæologists denying Christ and holding God to be a liar.

OK. That's what we get from empiricists and their naturalistic bedfellows. Right up to the point where, however geologically active that environment may be, God reveals even more detail than they can confirm namely brimstone with fire descending from Heaven. Not so long ago there was no such thing as archæology to confirm anything. The Bible was accurate. Later, when excavations reveal ruined buildings from antiquity..confirming Genesis..The Bible remained accurate. A century or two pass, more digs and particularly in the middle east, more detail confirmed. The Bible is still accurate even up to the rapid descent of ash such as confirmed in OP with the catastrophic effect on heads confirmed. Then all of a sudden The Bible is rejected by these freaks just because there's a spiritual dimension involved which empiricism can no more confirm (yet) that it could confirm anything on this topic even two hundred years ago!

Cherry picking of the worst kind. Your husband is very wise to insist on a Scripturally based homeschool syllabus for his children.

Reverned Budha Arlah 01-03-2019 09:00 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Indeed, mein Fuhrer. Masturbation should not be allowed in homosexuals and Romans.:jesus::joo:

Elmer G. White 01-03-2019 10:16 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
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Originally Posted by Reverned Budha Arlah (Post 1243710)
Indeed, mein Fuhrer. Masturbation should not be allowed in homosexuals and Romans.:jesus::joo:

Dear sinner,

I don't think that the German language is appropriate on God's Favorite Forum, and, if used, you should remember the umlaut Ü. In addition, are you of the opinion that self-abuse would be acceptable in some other populations? You see, God disagrees.

1 Corinthians 3:17
If any man defile the temple of God, him shall God destroy; for the temple of God is holy, which temple ye are.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:

Mary Etheldreda 07-29-2020 09:39 PM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
Portland, Oregon is next. Who will join me in praying for the glorious destruction of Portland, Oregon via volcano?

Alvin Moss 07-30-2020 02:02 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda (Post 1271634)
Portland, Oregon is next. Who will join me in praying for the glorious destruction of Portland, Oregon via volcano?

Amen, Sister. I have been praying for that and similar forms of destruction for some time now. The entire West Coast is a den of sin and depravity. An eruption followed by a great wave could wipe clean the whole sodomistic mess with fire and flood.

WWJDnow 08-04-2020 06:22 AM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.

Elmer G. White 08-07-2020 02:49 PM

Re: Pompeii, a City God Destroyed Because of Excessive Masturbation
 
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow (Post 1271887)
It takes a special kind of idiot to masturbate near a volcano. That's just asking for a whuppin' from the Lord.

Brother in Christ,

I strongly suspect that masturbation is also a cause of volcanism and not only a correlate.

Psalms 144:5
Bow thy heavens, O LORD, and come down: touch the mountains, and they shall smoke.


It is higly likely that by examining the distribution of volcanoes in the world, we could also detect the hotspots of self-abuse, namely, papist Naples, Iceland, Japan, papist (of the Muslin variety) Indonesia, and New Zealand (also known as the ovine fornicatory capital on Earth). This is how True™ Creation Science works! Glory!

Yours in Christ,

Elmer :bye:


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